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“He staged dives every night and paralyzed someone this time is very unfortunate but stop coming for him” is literally like saying “my cousin drives drunk every night and killed someone this time but stop coming for him” lives are changed for fucking forever dipshits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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If the Buffalo Sabres can be a fucking train wreck for years and call it a rebuild then god dammit so can I
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Stop marking yourself “safe” if you live in Clarence.
Stop marking yourself “safe” if you live in Williamsville.
Stop marking yourself “safe” if you live in Amherst.
Stop marking yourself “safe” if you live in Lancaster.
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Someone: “2018 is the worst year ever. Nothing can save 2018.”
Me:
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The Allentown bubble man died?! 2022 just really taking our happiness
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@Itsdatboy3
@the_nanner
@xXbury_me_alive
The venue had an incident almost identical back in 2011. They were shut down for 5 years and have been BEYOND strict about no stage diving since reopening. The venue has DOZENS of signs and the band was given rules in writing numerous times in advance and chose to ignore it.
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Dear Buffalo,
Alcoholism isn’t a personality trait
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Just gotta figure out what I want to paint on the tabletop, but my
@ThePink223Allen
coffee table is almost done after almost a year of not working on it at all
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@usagiikay
@KristinChirico
Hi there, person who works in vet med here. There are FAR less regulations on dog food companies than there are for other things. Basically YOU can make “food” at home, market it and be in the dog food business. Tons of companies use marketing that tugs at your heart strings
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@EDCguarantee15
I’m not expecting the dude to be sued for every penny he has, which may happen, I’m just tired of hearing so many people use the excuse that “he always stage dives” when TE and their management were given NUMEROUS reminders of MP’s policies and ignored them anyway.
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Fuck a kiss on NYE I want my tiddies in someone’s mouth
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When you go to a 90s function, ya gotta go all out. Sorry if you missed the Powerline one night only reunion.
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I think I’m in love with this boy
one year ago today, i bought my first film camera.
here's a bit on how it impacted my life.
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This just in:
#NLND
resonates just as well with cockatoos as it does with humans. Rufio can’t fucking handle himself
@polyphia
@timthaboi
@scottielepage
@clayaesch
@ClayGober
@CHONofficial
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I took this photo back in 2011 while working on a project in college.
Sly saw me with a camera on my neck and asked me to take his picture. After doing so, he exclaimed “Great! That’ll be $20...Can’t take a picture of a legend for free!”
Sleep well my friend 🖤
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@goonie5555
Exactly. Like I don’t understand why so many people are defending them when they did shit like this before this incident happened.
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Rufio. Rufio.
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Yea sex is fun and all but have u ever been happy for a week straight? Yeah, me either who tryna fuck
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“Are you vocal during sex”
ACTUALLY I’m usually lead guitar
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If you’re voting for sweet potato hitler, don’t forget to explain to your female, POC, LGBTQ+, and immigrant friends, family and colleagues why they no longer matter to you!
And don’t give them some fake fucking excuse, be honest now :)
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Know what would really hit the spot rn?
A fuckin stimulus payment
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Dudes been at the shelter since September 11th, second time being surrendered.
But he’s headed home now
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Overheard in the Target bathroom:
*very small voice*
“Hey mom!”
“What honey?”
“I’m leanin’ forward and I can see my poop comin’ out of my butt!”
“Oh my god MICHAEL there are other people in here! DO NOT DO THAT!”
“It’s real big mom what did I EAT?!”
I cried trying to not laugh
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Dude showed up naked and they still let him in this place is wild
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HAHA THE JOB I INTERVIEWED FOR A THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH? I GOT A CALL BACK AND SHE APOLOGIZED FOR IT TAKING SO LONG BECAUSE SHE SAT WITH THE DISTRICT MANAGER TO COMPLETELY REWRITE HER BUDGET TO GIVE ME A BETTER SALARY AND ESSENTIALLY CREATE AN ENTIRELY NEW POSITION FOR ME
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Apparently I’ve got a bad take because 90% of the people I’ve seen marking themselves safe from this are all white suburbanites who would only ever be in that neighborhood if they made a wrong turn. Nobody who lives in the suburbs would go grocery shopping on the east side.
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Can u believe there are guys that don’t eat girls out like damn you weak af
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@b4byblo0
My fiance is 6’6” and nowhere near that weight and the second he lays on me I immediately tap out. I cannot imagine him coming at me with any amount of force.
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We found this little girl in the parking lot of the Home Depot plaza in blasdell. No tags, no collar, very sweet.
If you’re the owner, you can call the store at 716-464-1108
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We got a new catfish at work today.
Everyone, meet Jill.
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I cannot believe I just watched the “president” of the United States blame a forest for a forest fire.
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You.
Don’t.
Need.
To.
Pull.
Down.
Your.
Mask.
To.
Speak.
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Sweet dreams my friend. I’m glad we got to spend the day with you 💔🌈🐾
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Dude could you imagine if Keith fucking Buckley was our mayor?!
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While you’re all here:
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I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like oh that’s funny, you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm
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Im seeing a lot of videos of the intersection of Allen and Elmwood and there’s an awful lot of people and zero fucking masks.
A bills win does not mean COVID goes away for 12 hours
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I don’t know who the hell post-quarantine Katy thinks she is but I fux with her
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I genuinely don’t understand why I don’t work with animals. I spent a half hour with this sweet baby yesterday, and generated quite a crowd. Who knew a napkin, camera lens cleaning cloth and a leaf were so exciting?
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TikTok made me cover my spare room in newspaper.
Impulse made me buy this jumpsuit.
Here’s some groovy lookin photos of me 🤷🏻♀️
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Idk what his arms are doing but look how much I LOVE HIM
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Buffalo Beware! New puppy mill franchise just opened in Tonawanda
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A petition for the Buffalo Sabres to start using Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’ as their goal song again
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"Pls halp. My son Will Bow-Wowers is stuck in the Pupside Down."
We do Halloween decorating right.
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It’s Hodor’s 5th birthday. 1 like = 1 pet. 1 rt = 10 pets
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I’m going to make a candle called PegulaVille and it’s going to smell like all of the accomplishments of the Buffalo Sabres since Terry and Kim purchased the team...
Nothing. It’ll smell like nothing.
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I walk an old town road
Upon the only horse I’ve ever known
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Our regulars are something else. LOOK AT THIS CHRISTMAS CARD I AM WHEEEEEZING
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If any of you in the Buffalo area would be interested in adopting our kittens brother, Tippy, please let me know!
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Totally forgot about Mitch McConnell‘s cameo in the nightmare before Christmas
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Welp, almost a year later...still relevant
If the Buffalo Sabres can be a fucking train wreck for years and call it a rebuild then god dammit so can I
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Not to be petty, but this girl I met back in college that always used to be really shitty to me for having tattoos and always used to say “you would never put a bumper sticker on a Maserati“ about herself gained a fuck ton of booze weight and looks like shit now sooooo
I win?
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I don’t like this whole homemade face mask business because I look like a shitty outlaw and then if I put sunglasses on I’m Dennis the hitman :/
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@onitgoesx
@dirtiestmanever
@FraserNabb84558
@LockheedDarlin
@xXbury_me_alive
A rule that is posted everywhere in the venue and the band was given numerous times in writing that they agreed to. This venue was closed for 5 years back in 2011 for an almost identical incident. Mohawk does NOT fuck around with this shit. I’ve seen bands thrown out for it
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It’s really hard for me to ask for help, but if you can spare a minute of your time, please read Colonel Mustards story.
I just want to be able to help him, because this industry won’t.
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Look how FUCKING HANDSOME MY BOY IS!!!!!!!! After his GROOM TODAY!!!!!!!!!
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Shoveling my driveway and it’s suddenly taking me back to nights at the pink 😪
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Hi, me again. Still lookin moderately good looking sometimes
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At my funeral, I want all of my pallbearers to wear Sabres jerseys so the team can let me down one last time.
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IF YOU BUY A GIRL A DRINK THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S REQUIRED TO GO HOME WITH YOU !! IF YOU BUY A GIRL A DRINK THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S REQUIRED TO GO HOME WITH YOU !! IF YOU BUY A GIRL A DRINK THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S REQUIRED TO GO HOME WITH YOU !! IF YOU BUY A GIRL A DRINK THAT DOE
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Started my day off with a some white guy in a fully tinted out jeep (can’t see through his windows whatsoever), with a police benevolent association license plate frame physically getting out of his vehicle in a drive thru line to SCREAM at me for bumping
@LilNasX
behind him 😂
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Buffalo is number one trending tonight for all the wrong fucking reasons
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when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter
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