RT @ettingermentum: You never stop fucking complaining oml

RT @whstancil: The reality is that Musk has no idea what he's cutting. He spent the pre-inauguration period faking being the best Paths o…

RT @feywildes: fixed it for u

RT @Evanryt: This is what all Marvel movies look like to me

RT @loafgren:

@envisionedluna Bro doesn't know his history

RT @franklinleonard: I was not prepared for what this was in response to.

@offbeatorbit I am white and have taken a bath with a friend before, so you're probably right

@blepsatyou @autogynefiles

RT @dolapoispink:

RT @acnewsitics: Imagine having 20 years of admirable service under your belt and a 19-year-old with no government experience decides your…

RT @moietroses: Now rapists only need to record their victims crying and begging for help and post it with a "she's crazy 🤪" caption and yo…

RT @AlexShaneMoore: First thing I say when I go to the dentist

@xgigglypuff The closest equivalent is a steam Mop. I got one for like $40 several years ago, and it slaps. Sometimes, I spray pinesol on the floor before using it if I want a deeper clean, but I usually just use water.

RT @Yuncle1:

RT @nightsacolyte: i don’t care if this is over. one more.

RT @buggirl: just remembered that time i said if i ever had a son who grew up to be a rapist or murderer i would not love him anymore and b…

@itsnautii @jwarnick_exe This is the right answer. An $8 bouquet of carnations is a cute gesture, but an $80 bouquet of roses in a fancy vase would come across as obsessed or crazy.

RT @ProtonInspector: You’re really underselling this dude

@meowingabyss There was plenty of shows my parents didn't like for various reasons (such as my dad hating That's So Raven because she screamed too much) but I don't think I was ever banned from watching them. He'd just ask not to watch it during dinner. Lol