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pussy has brought nothing but pain into this world
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friendly reminder that osama bin laden had this image saved on his hard drive
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help! my gay boyfriend is addicted to eating my pussy
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party rocking with a mouse tonight! Piece of cheese were gonna have a big bite :)
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jesus christ died so i could take adderall and drive into a cement wall at 300 mph
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if a child asked me for a cigarette I would just give them one
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taking 200mg of benadryl and having to fight aimee terese in the lands between
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i dont know why twitter feels the need to treat famous actresses like this {lighting cigarette and wiping a little bit of old vomit off my mouth} it sliterally homophobia. do they know what i do for the gay community
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this man stalked me and sent me bestiality porn for years. he finally stopped when he found out i turned 18. something has to be done , we cant let guys like this have platforms
The good guys (🇺🇸🇦🇲🇺🇦🇵🇰🇮🇪🇵🇸🇹🇼🇮🇷🇽🇰🇦🇱🇰🇿) vs the bad guys (🇺🇸🇷🇺🇮🇱🇦🇿🇬🇧🇷🇺🇹🇷🇷🇸🇧🇾🇮🇳🇨🇳🇸🇦)
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i put my real human skin on just like everyone else. one leg at a time
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@Brietannia
i think it’s not so much to ask that we have conveyor belts and pulleys that drag us from our homes to arbys to down town to arbys to the river to arbys back to the river and back to arbys again
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i drink a whole fifth of egg nog n throw up on tha dick
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idk who needs to hear this but alcohol cures pregnancy
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as an empath i am sensing that you are gay and have no swag
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coolest tweet ever written
a man is FOLLOWING me on the street WITH a dog . i hope they both rape me
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if thats ur girl then how come i just burst thru her chest after a short gestational period
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every day i click click click on a keyboard. and for what
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[gayly exhaling cigarette smoke] i was meant to endure harsh winters and cook roast while my closeted husband dies in a war. Who can call this a life
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i could fuck a gay man for hours and feel nothing
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<wiping dried vomit from my face, lighting a cigarette looking for my gay best friend> oh bestieeee (eyes glowing red) bestieeeeeee {skin peeling back from my face revealing a thousand misshapen eyes imbued with heavens light} its me. bestie. it is I . There is nothing 2 fear
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fucking my clown girlfriend and her pussy wont stop squeaking and I cant focus on my stroke game
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sometimes i follow trans women around the city just to make sure they are safe . you just never know
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beating my grandfather in hand to hand combat and looting his body for painkillers like hes an rpg trash mob
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just learned about america. i think im gonna be sick
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suicidal ideation is a zero calorie meal we can all enjoy
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god came to me in a dream and told me that you were gay and had no swag
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as an empath i am addicted to the physical sensation of cigarette smoke filling my lungs
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taking a giant bite out of my 1299 calorie chicken caesar wrap that I ordered from doordash while on my diet and writing this post before I tip 1.3 percent and write up a 1 star review on the driver because they were limping up to my door
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oh????? do it squirt divinely? do it be blessed and heavenly????
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what does getting pussy feel like can someone explain it to me is it cool is it scary will i cry
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i wanna watch this bitch close a dish pit at a chain restaurant
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They approved my dick surgery! I’m giving an inch away to 16 of my most loyal fans You need to like and retweet this to enter
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moved into a 600 dollar apartment in Detroit and my cat died literally on the first day how long you think I got
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im in your apartment eating all your delicious pills
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[tabbing into settlers chat] yeah. It’s awful. I mean you can’t even stratify the white proletariat. They’re disgusting. [tabbing over to pussy chat] what if the pussy licked u back? [tabbing over zygote chat] im a little zygote short and stout
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any 5’6 kings want to snort adderall and explain evangelion to me
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i have never punched a child before but i feel like it would be extremely rewarding
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dads drunk and talking about how beautiful the neighbors lawn is again
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in 2009 i was the first woman to successfully use psychotronic weaponry to project images of my perfect tits and ass into the minds of millions
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telling my gay coworker that i would still let him hit
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if a 34 year old man i was porking revealed to me that his truest innermost self is a jocat style flamboyant furry thing that he drew during his free time i would take all of my grandfathers chemo medication at once
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idc how many monkeys it takes if neuralink can create a version of the digital lady from halo that loves me then its worth every last chimp on earth
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honestly id eat pussy if i could throw it back up after
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terrorists just broke into my home and rubbed my belly
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woman gives birth to a 12 pack of modelo. Doctors stunned. Father rejoices
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if a child asked me for a cigarette i would give them one
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seven tik Tok dances you can do to save bodily autonomy in the united states
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sometimes all a man needs is to smoke a cigarette in a dress
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i wanna watch this bitch work a fry station at a chain restaurant . just to see how she moves in the heat of battle
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kicking a pistol perfectly up into the air and catching the barrel with my mouth while all my followers clap like seals as one of them inevitably rushes the stage and pulls the trigger
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episode of black mirror where a gay man has to eat his wifes pussy
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abandoning my infant son in the midwest with an ICP album and a black and mild
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my favorite thing to do is follow women around the city to make sure they feel safe
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drinking 13 beers on my girlfriends porch at 4am
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"yeah. dune 2. dune2 much heroin lol"
1123 likes , facebook repost, 13 new followers. a single bead of sweat cascades down my cheek as i gulp down the last of the tequila. amphetamines kick in as the cracks in the sky reveal themselves to me in a pinhole beauty. i load my gun
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*coming up from my girlfriends pussy for air* what infrastructure
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(smoking an entire cigarette in one hit) whats a king to a god
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dadcels be like nah bro im not addicted to mowing my lawn i can let it get as tall as it wants
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if you handed me a baby i would throw it with all my might
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accidentally putting a cigarette out on a child as I gather the emotional strength to form a nuanced opinion on Ukraine based on their rampant homophobia
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it wasnt easy but i managed to track down a wild twink and shackle him to my radiator
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<boyfriend nudging me> go on. say it
[audibly sighing] uhhh yeah sure i guess it was 6 million.
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im going to become the first person to smoke weed and get angry
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what is a lobotomy if not a circumcision of the mind
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please stop reading capital . no pussy is worth reading that many pages about economics
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shorty said do u wanna fuck i said no i am dreaming of the beautiful death
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opening up a happy meal and inside is a beautiful Midwestern girlfriend who loves me
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i would serve cunt but i got my food handlers license revoked in 2016 for being raw as fuck
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someone handed me a child and i almost threw it off the brooklyn bridge out of sheer instinct
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