Miss Angel (Rarely here)
@miss_angel_ok
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Hey 👋 l❣️:-) Welcome to an eensty beentsy taste of my world 🤞
Joined December 2020
throwing up mid-blowjob to make him feel good about his size.
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i make guys get up and walk to the garbage can to cum when there about to orgasm.
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she’ll for sure fuck you after this 25th story reply just keep your chin up king.
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girls get yelled at by their dad one time and then develop borderline personality disorder.
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i AM a pick me girl . pick me up a 12 pack of beers from the store ! 🤣.
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this is really fucked up to say but theres a really cute homeless guy on the metro right now asking for money and i didnt give him any change because i was too nervous to talk to him.
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@sofreakingfun i actually warned you that im still in training but okay sure lie on twitter for likes and views.
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i keep my pussy shut with one of those bag clips for chips with the magnet on the back.
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*on a first date* which ethnicity of people are you most afraid of?.
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just sent a titty pic while shitting i dont care anymore.
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there has got to be something extremely fucked up and wrong with a man who wears this kind of sock
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i have two boobs and not one single brain.
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*to my boyfriend* would you still want to fuck me if i was dead.
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a man is FOLLOWING me on the street WITH a dog . i hope they both rape me.
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u can tell how hot someone is just by looking at them.
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the hottest girl alive probably has untreated bacterial vaginosis right now.
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ive never seen a dick bigger than my dads.
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if i go on a date with a guy only to find out that he’s circumcised . i just show him my stand up routine. i Stand up and i leave ! 🤣.
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if you call pets “fur babies” you’re eligible for disability.
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can men use the showerhead on their dicks to cum.
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i should have known that wearing a ‘flogging molly’ t shirt to my bar job would be a bad idea
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i always ask older guys if they have any games on their phone to seem younger and therefore sexier to them.
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being breastfed until age 18 had a huge impact on who i am today.
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it is important to breastfeed your boyfriend for the first year of your relationship to establish and maintain a loving bond.
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the kind of relationship i want is one where basically he treats me like a disabled cat.
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After a break up it’s very important to go out to a bar every single night for 7 days in a row. After that process you should be healed.
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they just announced that male vegetarians are now a part of the lgbtqia community.
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u dont need a urinal when u have a gf with borderline personality disorder.
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yeah happy fathers day . but can a single mother get some child support , my baby hasnt eaten in weeks .
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wish u could get ur money back on a pregnancy test when it comes out negative.
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the sound of skateboard wheels rolling across pavement is like a siren song for mentally ill girls.
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hey i showed some of my girl friends the dick pic u sent me and now we’re all mutually masturbating in a circle to it and some of us are even squirting on it.
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tomorrow i’ll be getting a new pussy installed.
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wringing his dick out like a mop then dunking it back into my pussy.
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need a guy to suck the eggs right out of my fallopian tubes and swallow them like tapioca pearls.
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[sext from a nerdy girl] my vulva is oozing secretions 🤓. in simpler terms; im wet.
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new tweet :. whore city bitch whore whore city bitch cum cum cum nut pissin on your titties bitch. : send tweet.
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ummmm the vibes feel really off inside your pussy right now baby princess.
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people follow me because im funny not because im girl right.
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my first time taking the bus after working on my phobia of wheels for 10 years in therapy :-) it was really cool! wheels arent so scary after all 😅
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maybe this is just me but im personally into really hot women.
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if his dick doesnt exceed the length of ur foot hes small.
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when i dont tweet for a few days i feel like child services is going to come take all my followers away.
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i was in the dick slurping space pen and paper in hand scrambling to take notes
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libs r like: DONT !! talk to me before ive had my morning vaccine!.
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crazy that we have two functioning hands but one of them is just better than the other.
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yes im letting guys such as ur dad bust inside raw.
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its so cute when a guy cant take a proper dick pic . so sweet and innocent.
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i am the head chef . what will my pathetic little line cooks make today
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if a girl messages u “happy fathers day” she is a huge whore.
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drake makes music for guys who’ve tried to self suck more than once.
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why did we let all those people say choccy milk for so long.
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good shift at work tonight (night shift at the pussy eating factory)
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in the next Batman movie there should be a scene where he puts some shelves up in catwomans apartment for her and then eats her pussy real sloppy for like a half hour.
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it would be an honour to suck off Soulja Boy.
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if he doesnt eat pussy, he ain’t shit. i don’t care if he’s developmentally disabled, there’s no excuse .
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i bet all the dudes who i made give me $50 “”to buy plan b”” are feeling pretty good today and enjoying their normal sunday.
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i asked him to degrade me in bed and he called me a heckin chomker :-|.
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they call me the track field the way i’m ran through.
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u can get away with almost anything if u have big fat juicy breasts.
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i think that less people would do xanax if it didnt have such a cool name.
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would u facefuck a minion be honest with yourself.
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sluttin out my body and my tweets for tiktok since this is the new comedy format for women apparently .
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might lube myself up and pass through some tight spaces later.
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twitter is all about having hoes in different area codes.
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all girls have to do to be hot is say a few slurs.
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when i see a lanky guy with long hair and a strong jawline one of my eggs releases itself from my fallopian tubes prematurely and opens itself up like a clam.
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every girl wants to be like the sexy fish from shark tale.
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working a manual labour job is the male equivalent of doing sex work.
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what if we all just held in our pee . they cant stop us all.
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*hungry for dick voice* which graphics card should i get for my pc.
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im known worldwide for how lukewarm this pussy feels.
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*pulls down her panties* smells like updog in here.
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this pussy is fire (im a ginger and i have multiple stds).
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what if lube was packaged like dipping sauce and guys had to dip their little friends in it.
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day 141 . my owner wont give me the wet food even though i keep meowing and meowing for it. he just yells at me and sprays me with water. i kind of like it though. i think ill go vomit on the floor now.
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do all girls wake up sweaty or is it just special girls like me.
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im addicted to smelling my armpits when they start to get sweaty.
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