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Bruno Fernandes turns 32 next year. He's only played in one Champions League KO game in his whole life.
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Deep it though; Ronaldo scored EIGHTEEN premier league goals at 37 years of age.Third highest scorer of the league having played seven games less. Then a random bald bloke from Netherlands walks in and benches you.And fans somehow back him.
United fans deserve the worst.
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Tears Chilwell has equalled Shaw's career tally and he's only been at Chelsea for a year 😭😭😭😭
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Stadium erupted in applause when Ronaldo put his shirt on. People think opinions from Twitter folk will dent this guy's legacy lmao.
Greatest football player of all time and nothing is taking that away
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Dont think any transfer announcement is making me feel as happy as this. I still remember that day vividly, couldnt believe he was back
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United fans blamed Ronaldo for not pressing while watching Rashford stroll in every game and not give a flying fuck.
Saddest group of individuals you'll find anywhere on the planet
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Andre Onana has faced 10 SHOTS on target ever since the season started. Hes conceded from 7 of them.
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"I dont know SAF, he doesn't know me. All he took from me is my position in the starting XI,and that's he'll ever take. I'm the gaffer now, not him. We aren't living in 1999 anymore."
😭😭😭
Sir Alex Ferguson suggests that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should have started Cristiano Ronaldo against Everton
“You should always start with your best players.” [
@MirrorFootball
]
#MUFC
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Lol Jose spent a year without a job and has still made it to a final before Ole 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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Manchester United have not won a Champions League game ever since Cristiano Ronaldo left the club.
Yes, this is a real stat.
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Under Moyes, LVG and Mourinho, United only conceded 4 goals in a match thrice. Under Ole, it's happened 9 times.
💀💀
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Alphonso Davies led Bayern to a sextuple. Maguire has led United to bottle every trophy he's played in.
Fucking behave
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Ten Hag to MUTV after the game: "I did not sub on Raphael Varane out of respect for his great career."
Get this guy out of the club ffs
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We kept Rashford and loaned out Martial yeah this club is dusted
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Ngl think this was the last proper season of elite football. Been on a steady downfall ever since
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Do people still realize how ridiculous Mourinho's sacking was? Like, he was sacked solely because he wanted the club to spend money to improve.
How wack is that 😂😂😭😭
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Harry Maguire has not won a game of football since February.
We're in July.
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It feels so fucking nice watching a game without Maguire and Rashford to ruin it for you 😭😭😭😭
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Not enough is said of how Ole treated Dalot. He played 50 games in 4 years for United, simply because that stupid manager hated that he wore the same jersey number as him.
Just imagine if it was Mourinho who treated a player like that
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United fans actually said McTominay is better than Casemiro. Even the Bible doesnt have sins that grave recorded in it
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Maguire spent the whole week spreading PR about why he should be a starter only to get handed his 5th relegation 😹😹😹😹😹
Fucking poetic
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Even Stats accounts are coming after him now 😭😭😭😭
There is no way back for him now I reckon.
🥴 Manchester United have only won half of their 46 Premier League home matches under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
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I just witnessed a player who has won 5 Ballon D'ors get subbed off for a player who was relegated FOUR times.
That might be the most horrific thing I've ever seen on a pitch.
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That Ronaldo treatment man. Literally I'd get it if it was Ancelotti or Zidane benching him.
But Ten Hag? Fucking Ten Hag? Naah, lmao.
Biggest achievement in his life is a fugazi CL run.
14 goals against Tottenham Hotspur
More than every player Manchester United had on the pitch today combined.
Almost as if replacing 500k a week strikers with 80k a week cripple to put money into Ten Hags agent and the Glazers pocket was a bad idea.
Hope this helps
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Tim Long said Ole rebooted this club and people really fell for it 😹😹😹😹
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Casemiro has won more CL's than Manchester United in its whole history.
Wash your mouth out with soap
@MarnMedia
I'd rather buy no one than waste the money on big wages flops who'll be stuck here for then next 5 years
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Hold you fucking donut
Messi has won a World Cup.
Ronaldo has never won a World Cup.
The debate is over people.
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Always said it. Spurs's poor run of form coincided with Reguilon's injury. Dude is an elite fullback
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When all is said and done. Jose Mourinho is still the best United manager post SAF. No amount of crying, whining and denial from top reds will ever change that. 👍
They really thought they would get away with slandering him and supporting a guy who relegated Cardiff 💀💀
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Dont think Im ever getting over this. Greatest player in this club's history and we treat him like some B grade player.
That City treble was perfect karma.
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Bruno Fernandes being called world class is one of the worst things that's ever happened to the sport.
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Hate this guy. Genuinely worst manager ever
Ten Hag asked about Rashford apparently going down the tunnel and not acknowledging the away end: 'I haven't seen it. I'm not sure if that happened.'
#mufc
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When are we getting the same article on Maguire and Rashford?
It’s time for Man Utd to let Cristiano Ronaldo go, even if the financial numbers don’t add up
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Jose Mourinho is one of the greatest managers of all time. Top 5, maybe even top 3. Gets way too much disrespect on this platform
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Just remembered we were in for Militao but then United sacked Jose to avoid spending in January lmao.
Genuinely the stupidest club I've ever seen in my lifetime holy shit
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This freak is a psychopath he benched Varane in previous games now he's deploying him to save his career and Champions League campaign.
Easily the worst manager in the world currently
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His manager, a fellow teammate and Ronaldo himself all clarified he was talking to a South Korean player.
There's photo images showing the same.
Why even spread misinformation, so embarrassing
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Pep is considered a title favorite without a striker but Tim Mong and other deluded folk on this platform tell you Ole isn't expected to win anything this season without a DM 😭😭😭😭
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Doucoure just said hes gutted it wasnt three points. DOUCURE HAS HIGHER STANDARDS THAN TOP REDS 😭😭😭
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Rabiot is the type of chaotic signing that dressing room needs, there's too many sissies and babies in there.
His mom dissing the whole squad after every loss is going to make it easier getting rid of these shitters.
Sign him up
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Nothing has changed. 🤷♂️🫃
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Gareth Bale just equalled Wayne Rooney's World cup tally in one game. Reminder this is Wales first appearance in the World Cup since 1958
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Not a single Glazers out tweet today from the big United accounts.
Instead it's RASHY IS BACK!!!!111 or MARTIAL THE GLUE!!!1111
Sometimes I wonder why even pretend to want the Glazers out when all they want is to spread prop for their favorite players. Sickening.
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Ole was playing Cavani over Martial and spunked 70m on Sancho only to have him rotting on the bench as he played Greenwood over him.
His cult is out here lying through its teeth that he wanted the current front three though. Very hilarious individuals
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We didnt go trophyless under Ronaldo last season. This right here was as good as winning a trophy. I even marked the date on my calendar 😀
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Haaland has a hat trick 4 games into his City stint.
Marcus Rashford and Antony Martial are EIGHT years into their United careers and have TWO hattrick between them in all competitions.
Laughable really
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Not being linked to any British players so far under ETH is a MASSIVE plus. About fucking time we break away from this Brexit policy.
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Why didn't we just back Mourinho in that one summer though. If you deep it everything basically all boils down to the summer of 2018 💀
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You do not bench players with 15 CL's between them. You simply do not.
Nor are you expected to go trophyless and waffle about processes and progress.
Sign quality, expect results. Anything else and sack the guy
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Fairs he'll be back in time for the new gaffer
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Lowkey you can tell he hates it here. He's gone next summer
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Andy Mitten once said at the start of Ole's era. "I saw Manchester United win everything. So I'm willing to bear trophyless years under Ole."
Pay him no attention. He's just a top red journalist in disguise just like Scott Patterson and Wayne Barton.
Ole is still getting sacked👍
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Glazers have played an absolute blinder with this Ronaldo outrage all summer tbh.
The fans have spent the last two months seething at him for wanting better at this club rather than at the outrage in this pathetic window.
No wonder they've been here for 17 years already
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Ten Hag getting binned in the same month Ronaldo exposed him to the footballing world is just poetically beautiful.
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Luke Shaw has been out with more injuries than Eric Bailly. Guess who has a cult following on this app.
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British media are fucking terrible. Marcos Alonso is another fullback better than Luke Shaw but he never gets his flowers due to being a foreigner
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Dybala and Eriksen turned us down under Ole but are joining us under a serious manager.
Shows you the depths that Norwegian goblin was dragging us down to. Good fucking riddance
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This guy scoring always elevates my mood HOW DOES HE DO IT ALL THE TIME 😭😭😭
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Someone go look if Fabrizio has pre-recorded a Zizou announcement video
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Blame Ronaldo now you turd
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People still dont realize how disturbing this is. Your own fucking teammate is arrested over rape and domestic violence and you take the opportunity to point score to gain the fans onside.
Marcus Rashford is a man that once used Mason Greenwood’s rape trial to score PR points. Completely sociopathic and bad human and even worse footballer.
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Might genuinely be the most sickening thing Ive ever heard a player say. It gets worse everytime you hear it.
"I scored against Tottenham, but people say penalties don't count..." 👀
Bruno Fernandes says he can handle the pressure of big games ahead of this weekend's Manchester derby. 🔴
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Top reds and their journalists were saying Ronaldo has to work his way back into this team.
Ronaldo. Cristiano RONALDO.
Jesus wept
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Ronaldo has more international trophies by himself (2) in 38 years of living than England (1) as a country in over 200 years of existence.
Boo fucking hoo.
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Pool should have stuffed us. Timeline has been bare embarrassing since Monday night.
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Ole walked into the country and kickstarted an era of Liverpool dominance ☠️
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They beat City under Mourinho twice. You journalists need to find a new narrative because this is just silly at this point tbh.
What a performance from
@SpursOfficial
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Dalot assisting Ronaldo but at United he's being benched by some second rate fullback sigh
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.....
Lol
🎙️ | Ten Hag on challenging for the
#PL
title:
"[We] don't [think about that] in this moment, don't get distracted from that because that is far away ahead of us."
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That United Muppetiers fella was backing Maguire over Ronaldo all summer 😭😭😭😭
Absolute state of these top reds
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Ivan Perisic will have won a treble and two other league titles by this time next year, meanwhile United fans will still be creaming themselves over Bruno Fernandes's meaningless stats while on a 5 year trophy drought.
Absolutely hilarious fanbase.
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Erik Ten Hag is the first Manchester United manager in history to finish bottom of his Champions League group and out of Europe altogether
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Sancho gets suspended for a tweet while the club pushes out Greenwood PR to pave for his eventual return. Never quite seen such a satanic institution
🚨🚨🌕| The response to Mason Greenwood’s loan arrival at Getafe has been incredibly positive from their players, fans and staff. The players are looking out for him. Greenwood’s partner has already been out with the WAGs. [
@MikeKeegan_DM
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For those of you keeping count, Shaw has attempted 18 (EIGHTEEEN) crosses this game. Not a single one of them has found a United player in the box.
They actually said this guy deserves a Ballon D'or 😹😹😹😹
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40 year old Busquets bossing this game but Yanited fans cry daily about having no DM when Matic is still in the club 😭😭😭😭
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That Elanga kid has been terrible. Sancho in that position and we're 3-0 up already
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Any United fans who hate on Ronaldo are just former Olesexuals who are still mad he got their father figure sacked.
It really is that simple
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Top reds are far too attached to Ten Hag for a manager they didn't even know existed 3 years ago ☠️
I understood the Ole attachment because he used to play for us, but why even defend this baldy so vehemently when hes a total stranger? Very weird behaviour
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This is Bournemouth's first ever win at Old Trafford in their entire history. They were in the championship five years ago
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Anyone notice how Glazer report didnt post the CR7 stuff from today lmao, dude running that page is definitely sore over Ole's sacking.
Keep coping
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Galatasaray's first win on English soil in their ENTIRE history. People still back this manager with their chests lmao
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Even Ragnick's own fucking assistants came out to defend him. Top reds deserve all the suffering in the world wallahi
🗣️ "He's got so much to give... his commitment to winning and scoring"
Former
#MUFC
assistant coach Chris Armas says the club need to keep 'leader' Cristiano Ronaldo and says reports of dressing room unrest under Ralf Rangnick were untrue.
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"I don't know Gary. Gary doesn't know me. He doesn't have a right to criticize my management style. The only thing he took from me was the Salford job, and that's all he'll ever take. We aren't in medieval times."
😎
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Cristiano Ronaldo loves Manchester United, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. When you love something you want the best for it. You dont sit by and watch it rot and decay, you fight to keep it alive and around.
Epic interview. Our best and biggest ever player.
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Bruno in tears over a FUCKING group stage game. Absolute state of this weapon
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Love this club. So glad he got away from England.
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Horrible, vile, disgusting human genuinely wish him the worst
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Not enough is said of how much Rashford strolls around on a pitch. It's borderline embarrasing and disgraceful
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Why won't people acknowledge Telles should be a first team player though?
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Bruno and Greenwood are soooooo rattled by Ronaldo being at the club. They are the two players refusing to pass to him, clearly annoyed that they're no longer the main focus from the media.
Hope we bin both of them in the summer.
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