I’m staying the night elsewhere and I’m being laughed at because I’ve brought my pillow from home and my duvet (vacuum-packed). I’m not being weird am I? 🥲
Good morning, tweethearts, I hope you have a wonderful Friday and weekend, and for those in the
#WritingCommunity
, may your creativity flow ⛲️ Once I’ve had my dose of fresh air I’m going to write too…hopefully ✍🏽
A bowl of potato frites adorned with a soupçon of crushed sea salt and garlanded with delicately fragranced rosemary for lunch…
I’m so sophisticated I scare myself 🧐😆
“Are you still watching?”
Yes, Netflix, I’m still watching, I know I haven’t demonstrated any signs of life for a while, I’m just too tired to peel my breathing corpse off the sofa and go to bed. Mind your tone.
I saw some deer crossing the road today, but wasn’t able to take a photo of them in time. I love nature 🥰 but this has always baffled me: How do the deer know to cross at the deer crossing? 🤔
Which famous author’s writing ability do you admire most? For me, it’s probably Hilary Mantel. If I had even a 1/5 of her literary genius I would die happy 😅
My toddler has perfected the dark art of the ear-splitting, glass-shattering, an-axe-murderer-is-after-me, scream. If you need me I’ll be rocking in the corner with my brain dribbling out of my nose and ears
When I was a little kid someone told me moths were butterflies that had taken off their makeup…I’m embarrassed to admit I believed this for a scarily long time
I spent 2 hours editing a paragraph but no matter how I rewrote it, I couldn’t get it how I wanted it. In the end I got fed up and deleted it, only to realise the chapter was better without it anyway. Yay editing.
My MC took his lover to a restaurant and let her eat his fries without getting annoyed even when she told him not to order extra because she didn’t want any 🥰
I'm twice this woman's age, but I think an ice cream date for an initial meeting is pretty cool. After two marriages and a number of dalliances, I offer this advice. The first meeting is a time to just see if there's a vibe. Why not enjoy a sweet treat while seeing what's good?
Good morning, tweethearts ❤️ I hope you have a wonderful Saturday. I won’t, because I have an optician appointment which I’ve put off for months because I’m scared of the puff-puff-puff machine 😞
The sun came out so I took off my coat and hat because I was getting hot, but the wind is chilly and making my ears cold so I’ve put my hat back on and now I’m walking around like this because I’m
#hotandcoldatthesametime
Did you have a happy childhood? If yes, then you perplex me. I want to study you, poke you, peel open your skull, unspool the essence of you. Dig my nails into your heart and lick my fingers afterwards.
Sigh. Every summer my feed has women wanting to get “railed” in a sundress. Yawn. Get “railed” in medieval armour or a snowsuit or while wearing a boa constrictor. At least those would be interesting.
Want to share a bowl of air-fried kale crisps/chips as a healthy replacement for potato snacks? Do please join me. It tastes like tears, disappointment and audacity 🥲
while I am delighted the mating foxes outside my window have found one another, I would really appreciate it if they would finish up so I can go to sleep
Every so often I want to go back in time, grab younger, earnest me who thought writing a 15 book series was a good idea, give her an oh-so-gentle kiss on the forehead…before slapping the living daylights out of her.
#itsbeenyearsandimstillwritingit