Farah
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Neurodivergent. PhD. Author of the Deerleap Hollow Series. Poetry including haiku tanka haibun. Horror movies & reviews, art, nature, books🖤FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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The introvert urge to stay up far too late because it’s the only time you can be alone
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The introvert urge to go quiet on Twitter and only like and retweet
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All I want to do is write, read and watch movies all day. Is that too much to ask?!
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I remembered to take my multivitamin every day this week…you can applaud if you like 😊
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I’m staying the night elsewhere and I’m being laughed at because I’ve brought my pillow from home and my duvet (vacuum-packed). I’m not being weird am I? 🥲
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I’m not pregnant, but last night I dreamt I gave birth to a baby with a full set of adult teeth 😕
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A woman asked me if my lips were real today. No, lady, I was born without any so I’ve rolled up two bits of play-doh and stuck them on my face
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If I ever get to ride on this I’m so going to pretend I’m in an Agatha Christie novel 🤩🧐🕵🏻♀️🎩👒
The interior of the Orient Express, the long distance passenger train service was created in 1883.
#archaeohistories
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Muting, unfollowing or blocking is self-care. Don’t feel guilty about it. Unless it’s me. Then feel guilty.
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The introvert urge to simultaneously look forward to an event and hope it’s cancelled so you can stay home
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Good morning, tweethearts, I hope you have a wonderful Friday and weekend, and for those in the
#WritingCommunity
, may your creativity flow ⛲️ Once I’ve had my dose of fresh air I’m going to write too…hopefully ✍🏽
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I woke up this morning without neck or shoulder pain for the first time in forever…the difference? I bought a new pillow. Why didn’t I do it earlier?!
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Happy Sunday tweethearts! I’m wearing one of my favourite cosy sweaters today…do you like it?
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Remember, you’re a writer! You can tweet something completely batshit and pretend it’s from your WIP 🙌🏽
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A bowl of potato frites adorned with a soupçon of crushed sea salt and garlanded with delicately fragranced rosemary for lunch…
I’m so sophisticated I scare myself 🧐😆
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I wish every month was October. A year of Octobers. Imagine 🥹🍁🍂🎃
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“Are you still watching?”
Yes, Netflix, I’m still watching, I know I haven’t demonstrated any signs of life for a while, I’m just too tired to peel my breathing corpse off the sofa and go to bed. Mind your tone.
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I saw some deer crossing the road today, but wasn’t able to take a photo of them in time. I love nature 🥰 but this has always baffled me: How do the deer know to cross at the deer crossing? 🤔
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Which famous author’s writing ability do you admire most? For me, it’s probably Hilary Mantel. If I had even a 1/5 of her literary genius I would die happy 😅
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My MC gave his lover a massage without wanting sex…top tier guy or what?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels
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Bought a sandwich. Man behind the counter made a funny joke. I snort-laughed ☹️
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2022 was a tough one…let’s hope 2023 is better. Happy new year tweethearts 🖤 (pic from April)
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✨As tempting as it might be to reveal everything about yourself on social media, hold onto some things. Nobody on here deserves all of you✨
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but has anyone else noticed there are simply not enough hours in the day? ⏳🤷🏽♀️😭
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My toddler has perfected the dark art of the ear-splitting, glass-shattering, an-axe-murderer-is-after-me, scream. If you need me I’ll be rocking in the corner with my brain dribbling out of my nose and ears
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When I was a little kid someone told me moths were butterflies that had taken off their makeup…I’m embarrassed to admit I believed this for a scarily long time
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I spent 2 hours editing a paragraph but no matter how I rewrote it, I couldn’t get it how I wanted it. In the end I got fed up and deleted it, only to realise the chapter was better without it anyway. Yay editing.
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@OWHAuthor
Did you know the smell of cut grass is actually a distress call and also a means of summoning beneficial insects for help?
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My MC took his lover to a restaurant and let her eat his fries without getting annoyed even when she told him not to order extra because she didn’t want any 🥰
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Why wouldn’t you go on an ice cream date? It’s perfect 🍨
I'm twice this woman's age, but I think an ice cream date for an initial meeting is pretty cool. After two marriages and a number of dalliances, I offer this advice. The first meeting is a time to just see if there's a vibe. Why not enjoy a sweet treat while seeing what's good?
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Bah. Just thought of the most EPIC comeback to an insult from 3 years ago 😏
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This photo went wrong…was going to delete but actually I love how weird it is…
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One cupcake in this little cake shop and then I’m going to write, I promise. I mean, it’s basic math:
🧁✖️1➗🤤=🤍✍🏽❤️
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Do you wear certain clothing when you’re writing? I’ve found I can’t wear anything constricting
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I had a cup of hot water with a slice of lemon in it with my breakfast…of leftover pizza 😬🤣🤦🏽♀️
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Happy Friyay tweethearts 🖤 I hope you enjoy the long weekend 🖤
#writers
may your words flow with ease and may those pesky beavers be busy elsewhere 🖤
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Good morning, tweethearts ❤️ I hope you have a wonderful Saturday. I won’t, because I have an optician appointment which I’ve put off for months because I’m scared of the puff-puff-puff machine 😞
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I’ve been nominated for the Touchstone Award 🥹🖤
the Touchstone
#haiku
and
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nominations from Issue 11 of Suspect Device
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column - congrats to
@StormofCuteness
@HawkheadJohn
@petro_ck
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@farahauthor
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Having long flowing locks is all well and good, until you go out on a windy day and get slapped by your own hair
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✨Whatever belongs to you, will find you. If it’s meant for you then it will happen. Trust and be patient✨
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Ok, I’ve dropped my phone on my face enough…going to sleep and plot mayhem in my dreams…good night tweeteroonies
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The sun came out so I took off my coat and hat because I was getting hot, but the wind is chilly and making my ears cold so I’ve put my hat back on and now I’m walking around like this because I’m
#hotandcoldatthesametime
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I am not a morning person at all so I haven’t seen many sunrises…but this one was most definitely worth waking up early for (📷 Farah Ali)
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Absolutely nothing beats that feeling when you think of the perfect title for your book and it DOESN’T ALREADY EXIST 🙌🏽🤩🎉
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Sundays were made for daydreaming, nomming delicious treats and chatting in cosy little cake shops 🍰
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Did you have a happy childhood? If yes, then you perplex me. I want to study you, poke you, peel open your skull, unspool the essence of you. Dig my nails into your heart and lick my fingers afterwards.
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Sigh. Every summer my feed has women wanting to get “railed” in a sundress. Yawn. Get “railed” in medieval armour or a snowsuit or while wearing a boa constrictor. At least those would be interesting.
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Want to share a bowl of air-fried kale crisps/chips as a healthy replacement for potato snacks? Do please join me. It tastes like tears, disappointment and audacity 🥲
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Good morning/afternoon, tweethearts, FriYay is here. Happy Autumn Equinox…hope you all have a cosy one 🖤🍂🍁🧡
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was too unorganised to sort out a Halloween costume so I’m just gonna wear cat ears and lingerie again
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while I am delighted the mating foxes outside my window have found one another, I would really appreciate it if they would finish up so I can go to sleep
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A hoodie without pockets is like a car without wheels, a muffin without chocolate chips, a box of sushi without soy sauce and wasabi 😭
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Summer is my least favourite season, but my goodness I love roses and they are SPECTACULAR this year
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Every so often I want to go back in time, grab younger, earnest me who thought writing a 15 book series was a good idea, give her an oh-so-gentle kiss on the forehead…before slapping the living daylights out of her.
#itsbeenyearsandimstillwritingit
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✨If you have been blessed with inner light, share it. You will lose nothing and someone else may gain everything✨
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Not going to say HNY because how can it possibly be? So have a New Year everyone 🖤
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I bought the shop’s entire stock because there’s just so many folk I’d like to gift these to ☺️
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Hello, everybody. My name is Samara and I’ve just crawled out of a well. I’m harbouring a bit of a grudge to be honest. You have seven days.
#thering
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Do you include the title of your book(s) inside your novel somehow? I always try and wedge it in there
#WritingCommunity
#amwriting
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I have a fever really not feeling well at all 🤒 shivering and then so hot…waiting for it to break
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