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@AP
It’s literally stated as a right in the 15th, 19th, 26th amendment to our constitution.
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@RealSpikeCohen
@mcuban
Hey
@mcuban
if an entrepreneur came on Shark Tank and pitched a very profitable business that had a dozen patents but then told you the USA government is currently in the process of confiscating those patents just because they wanted them, would you invest?
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@ThreeTwoEephus
This ain’t it. They’ve been using this slogan for at least 3 years. Their official podcast is titled Straight Up Texas.
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@mcuban
16 minutes ago Mark
As President, I’ll work to pass the first-ever federal ban on price gouging on food.
My plan will include new penalties for companies that exploit crises and break the rules.
And we will support smaller food businesses that are trying to play by the rules and get ahead.
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@KonaLowell
When you still live with your mom it’s hard to understand real estate valuations.
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@sixringsofsteeI
It didn’t help that: pregame was about the lakers coach hiring. No one actually cares about Doris. The Celtics ran away with it. The NBA in all their wisdom told the fan base that they are basically doing away with one of the most beloved half time casts in the history of all
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@NUCLRGOLF
Spieth +9
Harman +9
Burns +9
Thomas +7
Clark +7
all missed cut
+41, half way to +82, with just 5 guys that were chosen for the losing ryder cup team over LIV guys and Keegan.
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@KFTX1836
@BaseballQuotes1
He has been with Rangers for 3 full seasons now. If you think a player can't gain 25 lbs in over 3 years then you don't know anything.
And you don't know its pure muscle. You're just guessing.
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@barstoolsports
So she is saying if you want to tip less than 20% then close out before you leave. Got it.
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@NUCLRGOLF
@TWlegion
A win for him would just be making the cut and being able to complete 4 rounds. Walking Augusta is not easy.
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@realKMc7
You don't lose it when you win The Masters. And yes you are alone in not wanting to see the world's best players at the 4 majors.
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@NFL_DovKleiman
This is not true. Netflix only has Christmas games so you only need it for 1 month, not 5 months. Also no one watches every game of every team so no one actually needs to do this.
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@Topps
@Orioles
@J_Holliday7
@MLB
And sent directly to your chosen breaker instead of put in a pack for some 10 year old to pull at a LCS.
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@fortworthpd
So you just happened to wait until after local elections to let us know the Chief’s stand on this issue.
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@NationMffl
Exum gets a C because they didn’t give him minutes. He should have had all of maxi and Powell minutes.
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@LouStagner
Maybe we could have Jim Nance not talk the entire time the guy is on the green putting for the win? Just like 10 seconds of not Nance voice would be refreshing.
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@CodifyBaseball
I don’t think the record of killing 1 bird in a game will be broken. Multiple players have tied it
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@NUCLRGOLF
If the 10 were still able to hit into your 3 then you couldn’t get more than a hole ahead so you had no business playing through. And how bad are your 3 that 10 play as quick as you over 11 holes
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@NUCLRGOLF
The rules make all of this too complicated. Just put somewhere withing a reasonable distance. The fans want to see a good shot more than watch 3 minutes of deciding where to put the ball.
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@KFTX1836
@BaseballQuotes1
I'm not your bro. And you can gain 25 pounds of pure muscle naturally over 3+ years pretty easily. Just saying you played ball doesn't invalidate that.
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@dustin_kersey
Duval had medical issues. Thomas has a superiority complex. Not the same career.
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@NationMffl
They have to win a ship and he has to finish career here to even been considered top 5.
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@NUCLRGOLF
@fireballsgc_
Everyone can hate on him. He hasn’t always had the best attitude. But if you made a list of the top 20 players that had the most influence on growing the game in the past 20 years he is probably on it.
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@DallasTexasTV
people so mad about tearing down a building that they only see when the nfl shows a ariel shot of the city.
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@NUCLRGOLF
@MarkCalc
wait until Tiger gets on there. He will have a cart with AC and a range finder.
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@dustin_kersey
So you want them to suck more money out of the fans by charging more for tickets and food? Then make it not commercial free for fans at home? you clearly don't understand what is holding back the game of golf.
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@unusual_whales
There is no treatment for Parkinson's disease. You just have it and a doctor monitors you.
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@lulumeservey
I think you’re confused about what occurred. Tobi followed the link and submitted a ticket. When the ticket was submitted the CEO responded. The process was followed and worked. Otherwise how would the CEO be “looking into it” if he had no information about what “it” is?
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@MoneyJrod
@brentthomas11
By bots do you mean the seemingly millions of “financial money gurus” who post threads with mostly regurgitated half incorrect financial advice? And then ask stupid question for engagement farming?
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@NUCLRGOLF
@theamexgolf
@VC606
@NickDunlap62
He will have the highest NIL money of any college player though.
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@SoCalGoulah8
@maceskridge
The same house you can buy in Dallas Fort Worth area would cost 5x in California.
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@GeneforTexas
haha you love to leave out the little part about him refereeing to "illegal" immigrants. he isn't talking about "legal" immigrants. but keep pandering
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@RangersInsiders
1 game. Slow down on just benching a World Series gold glove player after 1 game.
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@TheChiefNerd
This is mainstream media pushing the fake idea that we are in need of more low wage workers which is code for immigrants. It’s simply not true that anyone is paying a single person that amount of money to just spend a normal 40 hour week cleaning their home.
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@NUCLRGOLF
Competition is good for any industry. It’s the elitist golf attitude in him that thinks all other tours should kiss the feet giving away all their best players to the pga tour.
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@NUCLRGOLF
@flushingitgolf
@PhilMickelson
Who needs Phil when you might get to see 107th world ranked Taylor Pendrith if he wins today? The ratings will be amazing
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@jaywillis
Maybe next time consider not locking down the entire country, imposing mask or lose your job rules, shutting down small businesses, vax or lose your job rules. All based on what we now know is fake science or outright lies. The agencies way overstepped and now its swinging far
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@NUCLRGOLF
Rack him up with Rory and Collin as guys the golf media said were the next great players and haven't come close to being that.
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@nut_history
B. Imagine letting him have access to all the training, nutrition, supplements, and roids we have today. He would hit 90 homers a season.
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@NUCLRGOLF
@HaileyOstrom
you can have a nice swing all day. if you don't want to show me where the ball landed then it doesn't matter.
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For everyone getting on my boy
@NotJackKemp
for his chiefs takes, here he is 8 years ago before all you were on the Mahomes wagon.
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@lulumeservey
What exactly was wrong with the very generic worded response? It worked exactly as intended. Was Toby ready to respond in detail about the issue including any internal details about his company and just wait for it to play out on X? Would you want to discuss these types of
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@PGATOUR
@TPCSawgrass
These are the people posting below 50 scores in the annual club scramble.
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