interviewer: so, where do you want to be in five years? me: *takes a long, thoughtful drink of water and looks interviewer in the eye* me: i want to own all the upgrade picks from the wirecutter

First confused that there wasn't a better cat pun. Then upset this was not, in fact, about a cat Santa Claus.

Now this is how you begin a jingle hop.

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RT @ADHDForReal: “you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

Extra LOL that their sponsor for their first vid is for mental health. But hey I'm sure that a no-context link to donate in the description cancels all the bad out.

RT @DylanGelula: Can you imagine if Godzilla came to Montreal. theyd be like “non!!!! mon dieu!”

Wherefore do you reach for the "controller", Mother? Know ye not the time of Chopper? If it is a game thou dost seek, your quarry is found. You will play with me.

I had a lot of fun petting animals and fighting bandits this weekend, playing the new #StarWarsOutlaws out on August 30. Check out a list of starting tips here (which also happens to be my first piece for @CNET!):

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B-e-e-f-p-h-o, Hot pho dac biet, to go

In my element (eating cup noodle using two coffee stirrers as makeshift chopsticks near midnight)

RT @sarahfrier: We’re looking for an amazing reporter to cover TikTok and social media! Come work with us:

Thanks, youths. Now I can't read Hyatt without it rhyming with 'gyat'.

RT @cnetunion: Just Cause Donuts. 🍩 Just cause @CNET workers need & deserve it in our union contract. Just Cause is linchpin protection.…

@angelmendoza___ i got a mug, a tervis, a stanley, another mug, a water bottle, but yes i will still be dehydrated.

One thing about me is that I like to wear this nightgown whenever I am sick to make sure I'll be an appropriately spooky ghost.

@JudithLewis Hope you had a lovely Judith Day!