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warren and gordon as muppets! this totally fits with the vibe of the podcast, right? lol
#redvalleypod
#redvalley
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halloween creature alignment chart. i got good vampire, what'd yall get?
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YouTuber Wei Wuxian who keeps having his videos interrupted by baby A-Yuan toddling into the room
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what do u mean that's not how this scene between nie mingjue and meng yao went?
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Meng Yao used his pretty little mouth to tell lies and seduce sect leaders, and I think that’s very sexy of him
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nhs pulling a bird out of his sleeve and wwx being fully fucking delighted by it is in fact the best scene in the entirety of cql
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WARREN IS ON THE FLOOR, HUNCHED OVER THE BODY OF GORDON.
WARREN: Help me. Help me. Please. Help me.
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Got another one, redval pals
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as you can see, xue yang's badness level is unusually high for someone his size
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@huaisangdelrey
his parents' marriage was so dysfunctional, he inherited secondhand divorced energy from it
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anyway, nie mingjue, as a matter of character development, should show his tits more
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season one warren and gordon just trading off who gets to be the dramatic one
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Waffles really helped Gordon through those "while you were hypersleeping" days
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Blackout poetry-ing the pain away lol
GORDON: It's obviously affecting you. You've lost weight, you're pale as milk, you're coughing up blood. Bryony treats you worse than a lab rat. I don't understand. Do you want...do you want to not make it out? Is that it?
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Warren realizing he’s getting a rash from the wool blanket Grace gave him
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remember when warren not only stabbed himself to demand bryony and the team treat gordon better and get them decent food, but then later, when the food had been delivered, apologized to gordon for not asking for something better?
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bryony halbech committing medical malpractice like it's her job. which, in fairness, it kind of is?
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As cool as the free KAMP LA ticket release is, it raises a lot of questions about what happened with the planning of this event. Why are there so many unsold tickets for a weekend featuring such major talent? Aespa, Taeyeon, BamBam, Kai, etc…how did this not sell out?
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“Childhood best friends grow up and fall in love” is the best trope because it’s the epitome of the mortifying ideal of being known meets the gratifying benefits of being loved
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thinking about an AU where wei wuxian and xue yang work at hot topic together
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Ningning’s answer to “how do you keep up the energy to practice and perform?”
#aespa
#aespaShowcaseSYNKinLA
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Grace: You need a girlfriend
Warren: Well, I —
Pam: Or a boyfriend, he’s bi
Grace: You’re bi and still single?
Pam: That’s what I’m saying lmao
Warren:
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@bunnxianluvsu
Me @ the thought of wwx stopping mid-rant to check out a-yuan’s sick crayon drawing of a bird
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Part of the red valley fan experience may include thinking “why are people so into Gordon/Warren? Warren is married to a woman who he makes silly X-Files jokes with.”
It then often evolves into going “what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck”
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Warren on the verge of tears trying to understand his accounting work at Overhead
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In a world where redval is a network TV show, they’d cast someone like this as Clive to appeal to the audience of women who like hot guys who are mean to them
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i've been talking about this with a friend but please imagine xue yang growing up as a Lan sect member. please consider both xy and lwj running into each other when they've both snuck into the library after hours.
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Local man gains will to live (you won’t believe what happens next)
WARREN: I don't think I want to do this any more. I want to get out. I want us both to get out.
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season 2 clive bringing warren and gordon day old gourmet pizza and a shopping bag full of frozen meals and cakes, like the world's most mediocre sugar daddy
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i feel like if summer school-era wwx had said to lwj just like, one time, "you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" lwj would have died on the spot and never recovered
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What is a groupchat if not a place to talk about nmj railing evil twinks
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you've heard of chicken soup for the soul, now get ready for
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in a different world, warren met gordon bc he stumbled across his tinder profile and couldn't fucking stop laughing
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GORD: “I understand it must be upsetting to not know whether or not your partner is safe and healthy. We are doing everything to ensure Gordon’s wellbeing.”
Warren: “Thank — er. What do you mean? He’s not? He’s not my partner?”
GORD: [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
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goth jock nie mingjue who gets super offended by jgy turning into a prep
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Matching icons for you and your toxic partner 😄✌️
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sangyao lesbians is just "and they were both pillow princesses"
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Warren
there are actually 8 stages of grief. you're forgetting "making little jokes about it"
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hester: do you think they ever —
aubrey: no way, it would've been on the tapes
hester: you think gordon would've recorded that?
aubrey: kind of, yeah
hester: ....*you* don't record when we —
aubrey: no!!
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wei wuxian 🤝 xue yang: characters that would say "it's so hot when you're mean to me"
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Moments of despair from Clive’s post-divorce kitchen
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@sir_rates
mentioned that people weren't using CQL’s “mission impossible face mask technology” for sexy enough purposes in fanfic, and my terrible brain went “i can fix that.” Enjoy this fic of Xue Yang being sexy and unhinged, y'all ✨
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He’s witty, he’s theatrical, he does poppers. In a better world he’s an unbearable but harmless queer man. Are you seeing my vision.
Clive would be so cunty if he wasn’t such a dumbass capitalist
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thinking about that time wwx told lwj "no woman would marry you" and lan zhan was like "that's fine" and how that scene shows that: 1. wwx really can be an ass sometimes and that's an important character flaw for him, and 2. lwj is so used to being/feeling alone
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When your name is Meng Yao and a young gay twink in Qinghe is about to start seducing you: “oh god I’m about to get intricate-ritualed”
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Warren climbing up on the roof at Red Valley to have a fun little breakdown
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he is so ready for the day
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sangyao gives me the vibes of two sorority sisters who are in gay love with each other but also hate each other
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dude has a sad nerd, cake, and a tortoise instead of therapy
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I'm inventing Catholicism 2.0. You don't have to believe in god, but you do have to be very sexy and gay and feel guilty about everything. Catholicism 2: Guilty Boogaloo
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Vague wywhs3 spoilers?
don’t know anything about sound design but these eps were incredible and I love the subtle fade in/out they did to immerse you in/bring you out of Gordon’s memoir. Red Valley you really are the podcast ever
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What my friend/cryo-doctor sees when I finally reconnect with my boy-bestfriend after he wakes up from being frozen
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