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when the pandemic started i was in a partial hospitalization program for people with OCD and all of us were like Um this is the actual thing that you’re telling us we all have irrational fears about so what now
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reaction image for when i see my spotify wrapped this year
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babysitting a 3yr old he asked what my favorite song is so i asked him the same question and he said “maybe rockabye baby or maybe happy birthday”
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when the restaurant still has a black bean patty instead of switching over to the impossible burger
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i can’t get over how much of the blunt he puts in his mouth he’s so insane
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took a critical hit finding this list of bands i like i made when i was 14
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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bikin that
Great progress on the Clark Street protected bike lane in River North! Curbs and delineators coming soon.
This new bike lane will complement the recently installed northbound protected bike lane on Dearborn, making biking downtown safer and more comfortable.
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the fact that she wasn’t just swimming in emmys and golden globes and fucking kids choice awards by the time the show ended is. really sad!
this actually accomplished what a lot of people think the America Ferrera Barbie monologue does
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has anyone ever actually gotten a job by seeing the listing online and sending in an application
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my honest truth is i DO think you have to like children. i think if you are a person who goes around saying you don’t like children that signals something very wrong with your soul and you should seek therapy about it.
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but I will say that it was pretty sick having therapy every day for the first six weeks of the pandemic
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seeing this image resurfaced some stuff i’ve been trying to forget
guys will really live in an apartment like this and not see any issue
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Doesn’t really have anything to do with alex trebek but this is an excellent jeopardy moment
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i was listening to bleachers earlier and i realized like jack antonoff was only making good music when he was with lena dunham. Which could mean nothing
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do you ever feel stressed out about how many items you have. I don’t need all this fucking stuff.
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at bedtime he asked me if i knew rockabye baby or happy birthday and asked me to please sing them to him
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“it’s a cool feeling to leave chicago and go to another city and realize ‘chicago actually is better i’m not delusional’” - my brother who is in nyc right now
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@NightlifeMingus
my gf said next they’re gonna say “bathrooms to maintain necessary hygiene” lol
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@gargoylekings
they just used the same tactics they use in normal treatment! we basically just had to treat it like one big exposure. accepting that many of us were living in a worst case scenario event and still able to manage our anxiety through it was the best course of action tbh!
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rainbow connection by kermit the frog is what imagine by john lennon wishes it could be
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i fucking wish i was a project manager at a subscription based dog food startup
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@pastoralcomical
looks like that scene from the incredibles where mr incredible gets attacked by those big black balls that expand and immobilize him
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like children are an entire class of people and one of the most subjugated groups in the world and i think the attitude of “not liking them” is societal rot
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@femmecamp
stop i love him so much when that happened i was like No i understand you’re forgiven 😭
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i talked to someone new to the city & i asked him why he chose chicago and he said “i just think chicago’s cool” and i said HELL YEAH! and he said the other thing is in other cities when you say their city is cool ppl say ‘eh i don’t think so’ but here everyones obsessed with it
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it used to be that the only videos like this took place in new york city… but this is the good old Borough of Wicker Park
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@alxoh0lic
truly putting in overtime lol they were all complete saints especially because i’m sure their own anxiety was flaring up!! everyone’s was! they handled it with such grace & competence i am eternally grateful.
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yeah i have obsessive compulsive disorder
do you have any default rules for your life? like "no bread" or "always go on 2 dates" something
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well i guess i might “go” to “grad school” and “become” a “librarian”
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richard siken is a saint if i learned that the people enjoying my writing behaved like this i would shut it all down so fast
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@borzoimcgee
did you become vegan/vegetarian as an adult? I feel like the impossible burger caters to people who miss meat but i’ve been vegetarian my whole life so i don’t want something that tastes meaty bc i’ve never liked that!
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went to ikea with gf who never goes to the suburbs & grew up in the city and she goes “is it okay for us to hold hands here?” schaumburg is like russia to her
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absolutely hilarious synchronicity that foxtrot goes under on the same date that their namesake officially dropped
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new rule for replying “yes” is you need to either offer encouraging words or tell me the website on which you found said job and what you do for work and if it pays well but most preferably tell me your company is hiring and you’ll vouch for me
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one crazayyy (read: stupid) thing we do in chicago is that not every intersection has street signs. i have no fucking idea what corner i’m at sometimes. that should be illegal. actually how is it not illegal.
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whenever i see a tweet about a city that’s not chicago i get confused because to me this is the Chicago Website
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an ant hitched a ride home from work on my laptop. sorry man everything you once knew is an inconceivable distance away now. yeah, you have to experience the agony of being the last of your kind in a strange new world. basically you're done for.
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woman sitting in her car listening to Night Shift by Lucy Dacus at a volume so loud that even with her windows closed I on the sidewalk can hear every chord
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all the american girl dolls that had "best friend dolls" were lesbians
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on tuesday 3/12 my dad got hit by a car while riding his bike on clark just north of wilson, the people who hit him ditched the car & ran away & he was badly injured. he’s okay now & he is looking for the people that helped him on the scene. he said they lived in the area +
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americans cannot conceive of the notion that children may in fact deserve special accommodations and as adults it’s our responsibility to use our grown up coping mechanisms to handle our annoyance about it
I’ve always wondered what people who do this are thinking, because it just seems like such a shockingly inconsiderate asshole move, and it turns out… people who do this are just shockingly inconsiderate assholes.
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had beto o’rourke been born just ten years later he could’ve been a member of vampire weekend
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@MarcosACabrera
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i get where you’re coming from but i’m worried that if we start saying “look how hard they’re working” we’re going to lose sight of the fact that they have no other choice and that it doesn’t have to be like this. we shouldn’t be cheering them on, we should be helping them.
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ok these aren’t hash browns so i understand the complaint but this truly is one of the greatest ways you can cook a potato and i don’t wanna hear any home fries slander
Nothing makes me feel more crushing despair, deep in my soul, than ordering hash browns and then having these come to the table
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my “lez out july” started with a devastating lesbian breakup so i’m either doing it wrong or extremely right
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@normalmadeline
Pleasseeee this is an insane marathon and to end with oppenheimer… that movie is three hours long…
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@Amy4KY
i’m literally shocked hahaha it’s a corporate job too not like a barista where you may actually be expected to work weekends
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do you guys also remember when they came out with these. i was like damn now that’s really something different.
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@mcmansionhell
maybe i’m bitter but my first thought upon watching this was “i hope something bad happens”
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Bold choice for number one but i gotta agree with pitchfork here!
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@gargoylekings
literally hardest part about ocd is the treatment haha but it’s also the number one most proven effective treatment for any mental health disorder!!
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@ms_shrimpz
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it was weird to use butter for them at all oreos are decidedly not buttery!!
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the horrific intimacy of being the only customer in the store with the small business owner
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@tagathascamelot
yeah i mean i think there’s a difference between being annoyed or frustrated by a behavior and having a pathological dislike for children. there are things my nanny kids do that i can’t STAND! but i love them anyway!
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can’t even get an interview for the entry level shit can’t even get an interview from knowing someone anymore it’s just nothing at all
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like i knew intellectually that the job market was brutal right now but really like no interviews? no interviews at all for anything? anywhere? what the fuck did i get this expensive ass degree for?
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just saw a toddler in this sweatshirt but instead of college it said PRESCHOOL lmfao
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hiiii 👋
Bicycling grew more in Chicago than in any other major American city since 2019. But bike safety advocates say the city could be doing much more to protect cyclists and make biking even more attractive.
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hi bike friends, what accessories do you have on your bike that you can’t live without? panniers, rack, basket, phone holder, bike bag?? pls advise
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my dad said he was one of five people at the hospital that were hit by cars just on the day he was there, 2 of whom were pedestrians and 3 of whom were hit on bikes. it’s a complete crisis & failure of society that we just allow this to happen.
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first pie of the year and look at that slice… so pleased with myself :)
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