Chuck U Farley, the Cooler King
@FahCubeItches
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NAFO Department of Cold Hate and Cheap Malt Liquor. Joyful US Bastard @fahcubeitches .bsky.social
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Running through September: fundraising for the Ukrainian Volunteer Kitchen's growth. They don't just feed as many soldiers as they can, they assist the civil population and even animals in distressed areas. Well worth any contribution you can spare.
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Photo of the day.
Weep, divisive scrunt.
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Imagine spending years deluding yourself that you're the manliest man alive only to openly admit you've never made a woman climax.
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Oh lordt, please give me the strength and confidence of a dude in a tricorn hat and gardening gloves. With a flap holster and a 5.11 plate carrier with no plates.
Fuckin' threepers, man.
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I'm guessing this was supposed to be a threat, but it comes across like a Grindr ad.
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@theliamnissan
@NurseAnnie999
Dude looks like a diabetic manatee so he relies on simps posting AI pics of him for material. PS you're one of the top search images for 'Elon Musk fat' on Google.
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Looks like Ritter has chosen suicide by BMW 😂😂😂
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Dude's gonna,get rounded up in a mobilization sweep. While we watch him die courtesy of
@bigSAC10
, she'll be in Dubai getting spitroasted by a couple of Saudi princes for their pocket change.
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Title: "The Lonely Man"
Author: Milo
Technique: Urine on concrete
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This was not thought through at all
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Apparently this guy, allegedly the face of Estonian white nationalism, still lets his mother cut his hair.
Talk about rolling snake eyes in the craps game of genetics. Damn, son.
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"Behind every
#Fella
is a real person who believes in
#Ukraine
’s victory." -
@kajakallas
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Same tired old arguments more than eight decades later.
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The crew of CVN78 was apparently served steak and lobster today.
If you've been afloat, you know what follows.
"All hands stand by for words from the Commanding Officer..."
Interesting times in the Med.
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White supremacists are always, without fail, the least supreme white people.
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A tale of two 17-year-olds.
Both had security clearances.
One was a little bitch who wanted clout on Discord.
The other was not a teenage Twink.
The other kept his suck shut about all the shit he saw on the SIPRNET even long after he got out. He's now a NAFO fella.
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Ahh, the tried and true russian protip: "If the valve is frozen, free it up with a lighter."
Умом россию не понять! 🤣
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Saved in case the Navy deletes it. (Read the knuckles on his gloves)
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Is this Copium or meth kicking in?
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Through some combination of drugs, alcohol, or maybe a moment of clarity about the last decade of her life, the body language here is tha of wooden, cataleptic horror. So frozen up she looks like a K-Mart mannequin someone fished out of a dumpster.
She needs professional help.
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Think the uptight are upset about Drag Queen Story Hour?
Wait until they find out about Black Metal Babysitting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Police in Milton, West Virginia responded to complaints this week of two raccoons that appeared to be rabid. The investigation showed the little fella pictured here and his pal were drunk on fermented crabapples. They were taken in, sobered up and released into the woods.
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Dee Snider was already in the pantheon of my favorite fucking people.
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Anyone care to tell this dumbass that the photo is an old one of T-90S export models earmarked for India a few years back?
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She is graduating with a FA in FO
An NYU student who tore down posters of Israeli hostages complains that she's been suspended from school, had her scholarship rescinded, and will be kicked out of campus dorms next semester.
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Dammit. Just dammit.
26 years to the day since he put me on the bus to MCRD. Not many guys retain a lasting respect for and friendship with their recruiters, but I did and was glad to. He was a damn good man.
Rodney A. Lee
MGySgt/USMC (ret.)
1959-2023
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Congratulations on 1,095 days sober
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Some days you wake up to news that just fucking flattens you.
Matthew Jamerson, SGT/USMC
19 May 1983 - 24 Sep 2023
So many memories with this guy. Superlative Marine, aerial navigator, and friend.
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Louder for the people with their heads in the sand, deliberately or inadvertently
Meanwhile in Russia: members of the State Duma and propagandists concurred that the border squabbles are merely a part of Trump's election campaign and the GOP is following his orders. They were overjoyed and concluded that this mess will help Russia win.
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Oh is that right?
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Welp, fuck. Thanks to a Biolab security breach Ukraine now has three more brigades.
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Rare moment of self-awareness from Squirtsons.
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One thing despots and would-be despots have in common: their tastes are tacky as fuck.
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What's Russia gonna do when the T-54s and T-34s run out? 🤣
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@Bricktop_NAFO
Eh. 2.7 Richter scale event. 5kt of it was the most that lit off simultaneously.
With days of delicious secondaries. 😁
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Real shit though: in light of *that* POW video, I am available to talk to anyone.
Traumatized? Hit me up.
Feeling incandescent rage? Hit me up.
Want to help or do something about it? I don't have the resources but I can point you toward those who do, so hit me up.
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Seen on the commute.
Flag says "Fuck Putin."
Made my day.
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@mexic0la_
Something also tells me that Force Protection briefings aren't a thing with those clowns and this probably won't change that.
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Throwing out the bullshit flag.
This is another
@elonmusk
cash grab and it has nothing to do with bots.
Fuck him and the unicorn he rode in on.
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Check out Galaxy Brain here, he has us figured out 🤣
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Mark your calendars, three weeks to May 9th 😂
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Nobody gives a rat's ass about your Part 91 license, Larry. Sit down, strap in, and shut the fuck up.
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Reminder: block all advertisers. Not just because they're all crypto bros, influencers, ETF 'CEO' bottom feeders, and shitty SoundCloud musicians, but because it drives down their visibility and engagement.
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.
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Then go home, you dumb twat.
Boebert: “I’m done wasting time. I have 4 boys at home, I have a grandson at home. I would love to spend more time with them. I have put my life on hold to come here and provide results. I’m not here for the political show, the political theater.”
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@Antibloviator
Buffalo Bill gonna show them what pain is if they don't give him Precious back
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BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.
BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.
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For all of you who whine about pineapple on pizza: fuck it all.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Fucking idiots.
Russians are the answer to one of the oldest prayers of a warrior:
'God(s) grant me a stupid enemy.'
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@livefaustdiejung
was one of my go-to sources for info and primo memes from the start of this assfucked SMO.
Now, he's gone, apparently by his own hand.
If you feel yourself faltering at the edge of the abyss, reach out. One of us WILL be there to get you.
A minute of silence please, we've lost an absolute legend.
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Here we are. The same congressional fuckstains who whine that the US is 'writing Ukraine a blank check with taxpayer money' are also the first in line to vote against a bill that would used seized Russian assets to offset the cost. This tells me that their acts are performative,
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August 23, 1954. 69 years ago today. (NICE)
Lockheed's prototype C-130 takes to the skies for the first time from their plant in Burbank, California.
69 years and still going strong, not obsolete yet.
May I be the same way 25 years from now.
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Proposed replacement for "Live, Laugh, Love"
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Alright lads and lasses, at least those of you who didn't come of age in the 80s and 90s. I have just one word of friendly advice:
Don't.
Unless someday being a contestant in a bumfight is on your bucket list.
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Maybe next time try not attacking US forces. Then Spooky won't give you a 105mm enema.
Funeral of eight Popular Mobilization Forces members killed in a US airstrike yesterday. The crowd chants America is the great satan.
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The last two pictures I took of Marlie, on Saturday. She's been missing since 5 Monday morning. Never been gone this long, not in the eight years she's been part of my life. I'm worried she got snapped up by an owl.
Damn it all. 😭
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