Chuck U Farley, the Cooler King
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Photo of the day.
Weep, divisive scrunt.
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Imagine spending years deluding yourself that you're the manliest man alive only to openly admit you've never made a woman climax.
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Oh lordt, please give me the strength and confidence of a dude in a tricorn hat and gardening gloves. With a flap holster and a 5.11 plate carrier with no plates.
Fuckin' threepers, man.
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I'm guessing this was supposed to be a threat, but it comes across like a Grindr ad.
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Looks like Ritter has chosen suicide by BMW 😂😂😂
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Dude's gonna,get rounded up in a mobilization sweep. While we watch him die courtesy of
@bigSAC10
, she'll be in Dubai getting spitroasted by a couple of Saudi princes for their pocket change.
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Title: "The Lonely Man"
Author: Milo
Technique: Urine on concrete
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This was not thought through at all
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Apparently this guy, allegedly the face of Estonian white nationalism, still lets his mother cut his hair.
Talk about rolling snake eyes in the craps game of genetics. Damn, son.
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"Behind every
#Fella
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#Ukraine
’s victory." -
@kajakallas
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Same tired old arguments more than eight decades later.
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The crew of CVN78 was apparently served steak and lobster today.
If you've been afloat, you know what follows.
"All hands stand by for words from the Commanding Officer..."
Interesting times in the Med.
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White supremacists are always, without fail, the least supreme white people.
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Ahh, the tried and true russian protip: "If the valve is frozen, free it up with a lighter."
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A tale of two 17-year-olds.
Both had security clearances.
One was a little bitch who wanted clout on Discord.
The other was not a teenage Twink.
The other kept his suck shut about all the shit he saw on the SIPRNET even long after he got out. He's now a NAFO fella.
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Saved in case the Navy deletes it. (Read the knuckles on his gloves)
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Through some combination of drugs, alcohol, or maybe a moment of clarity about the last decade of her life, the body language here is tha of wooden, cataleptic horror. So frozen up she looks like a K-Mart mannequin someone fished out of a dumpster.
She needs professional help.
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Think the uptight are upset about Drag Queen Story Hour?
Wait until they find out about Black Metal Babysitting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Police in Milton, West Virginia responded to complaints this week of two raccoons that appeared to be rabid. The investigation showed the little fella pictured here and his pal were drunk on fermented crabapples. They were taken in, sobered up and released into the woods.
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Dee Snider was already in the pantheon of my favorite fucking people.
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Anyone care to tell this dumbass that the photo is an old one of T-90S export models earmarked for India a few years back?
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She is graduating with a FA in FO
An NYU student who tore down posters of Israeli hostages complains that she's been suspended from school, had her scholarship rescinded, and will be kicked out of campus dorms next semester.
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Dammit. Just dammit.
26 years to the day since he put me on the bus to MCRD. Not many guys retain a lasting respect for and friendship with their recruiters, but I did and was glad to. He was a damn good man.
Rodney A. Lee
MGySgt/USMC (ret.)
1959-2023
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Congratulations on 1,095 days sober
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Some days you wake up to news that just fucking flattens you.
Matthew Jamerson, SGT/USMC
19 May 1983 - 24 Sep 2023
So many memories with this guy. Superlative Marine, aerial navigator, and friend.
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Louder for the people with their heads in the sand, deliberately or inadvertently
Meanwhile in Russia: members of the State Duma and propagandists concurred that the border squabbles are merely a part of Trump's election campaign and the GOP is following his orders. They were overjoyed and concluded that this mess will help Russia win.
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Oh is that right?
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Welp, fuck. Thanks to a Biolab security breach Ukraine now has three more brigades.
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Rare moment of self-awareness from Squirtsons.
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One thing despots and would-be despots have in common: their tastes are tacky as fuck.
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What's Russia gonna do when the T-54s and T-34s run out? 🤣
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Real shit though: in light of *that* POW video, I am available to talk to anyone.
Traumatized? Hit me up.
Feeling incandescent rage? Hit me up.
Want to help or do something about it? I don't have the resources but I can point you toward those who do, so hit me up.
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@mexic0la_
Something also tells me that Force Protection briefings aren't a thing with those clowns and this probably won't change that.
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Throwing out the bullshit flag.
This is another
@elonmusk
cash grab and it has nothing to do with bots.
Fuck him and the unicorn he rode in on.
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Check out Galaxy Brain here, he has us figured out 🤣
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Mark your calendars, three weeks to May 9th 😂
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Man, short people ruin everything.
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Then go home, you dumb twat.
Boebert: “I’m done wasting time. I have 4 boys at home, I have a grandson at home. I would love to spend more time with them. I have put my life on hold to come here and provide results. I’m not here for the political show, the political theater.”
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Reminder: block all advertisers. Not just because they're all crypto bros, influencers, ETF 'CEO' bottom feeders, and shitty SoundCloud musicians, but because it drives down their visibility and engagement.
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.
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@Antibloviator
Buffalo Bill gonna show them what pain is if they don't give him Precious back
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BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.
BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.
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For all of you who whine about pineapple on pizza: fuck it all.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Fucking idiots.
Russians are the answer to one of the oldest prayers of a warrior:
'God(s) grant me a stupid enemy.'
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August 23, 1954. 69 years ago today. (NICE)
Lockheed's prototype C-130 takes to the skies for the first time from their plant in Burbank, California.
69 years and still going strong, not obsolete yet.
May I be the same way 25 years from now.
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Here we are. The same congressional fuckstains who whine that the US is 'writing Ukraine a blank check with taxpayer money' are also the first in line to vote against a bill that would used seized Russian assets to offset the cost. This tells me that their acts are performative,
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Proposed replacement for "Live, Laugh, Love"
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Who didn't see this coming?
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Maybe next time try not attacking US forces. Then Spooky won't give you a 105mm enema.
Funeral of eight Popular Mobilization Forces members killed in a US airstrike yesterday. The crowd chants America is the great satan.
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@robertamsterdam
Get your facts straight before opening your suck.
Ukraine has only taken action against the Moscow Patriarchate, not the Kyiv Patriarchate. The Moscow Patriarchate is thoroughly penetrated by the Russian government, they've been caught multiple times serving Russian interests.
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The last two pictures I took of Marlie, on Saturday. She's been missing since 5 Monday morning. Never been gone this long, not in the eight years she's been part of my life. I'm worried she got snapped up by an owl.
Damn it all. 😭
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This 'rebuttal' brought to you by Xanax and Franzia.
She's been hitting the Cardboardeaux pretty hard tonight by the look of it.
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Seeing a bunch of Fellas get snookered by this (rather excellent) parody acct. 😂
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I desperately need to stop saying something is the dumbest fucking hot take I've ever seen. Every time I do, within days someone exceeds it.
This mouth-breather, for example.
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110 years, still the lowest-rated Uber fare of all time
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How can someone look like both a child and a child molester at the same time?
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It's even more useless than initially thought
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