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“Vancouver” to “Montreal” pipeline reminds me of how when “England” shipped their criminals to “Australia”
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Got stoned with my man yesterday and we were munching on frozen organic mango chunks which were SO bland so we started ripping on how organic is a scam and then 10 pieces in we realize we are actually eating frozen squash
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Me interviewing the letter g in lasagna
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@Orchideee160074
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@wildfairydom
I’m sorry I am not paying someone 180 an hour to yes mama every thing 🤣
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These are Derek and Kyle Wong and they’re Chinese American twins who have some of the best placements I know
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@bitterdue
@giaper
@LilBathWaterr
@NokiaSamid
@SchiyS
@daliajguerrero
@xocarloss
Siri coughs in the distance
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@eewumo
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I just imagine them paying $25 for a piece of toast with 4 inches of avocado on top
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@midorimakuns
@ablyss19
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@shoe0nhead
I mean… you engaged with someone who genuine believes that men are more oppressed than women
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DJs would it kill you to play one girly song
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“Vancouver”, it’s telling when the masses show up for these good vibes only demonstrations but don’t show up when Black/Indigenous people are asking you to show up to things that would directly address the root of the problem
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The first time I was in NYC this dude shouted WHATS UP, JACKIE CHAN and I said not much, Chris Tucker and then we hugged lol
It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?
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@charli_xcx
Charli cancel culture isn’t real. Like the phenomenon of saying someone is cancelled certainly is, but people who do awful things and are deemed “cancelled” usually bounce back and continue to thrive.
I think you agree that people who do shitty things should be held accountable
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I can’t get over how I met a nice young woman who was stuck in Stanley Park with no gas, no phone and literally crying so I helped her and she invited me to see a movie but it ended up being an initiation film at THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS
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@SelenaMD98
@_DashawnJ_
You should spend 30 seconds of your life reading about comma splices. Especially if this is the only language you can half speak
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Hello I’m inquiring about bursaries for people who’ve been cancelled in Vancouver and would like to relocate to Montreal?
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These are screenshots that I took from my friends FB page. I have not been fortunate enough to meet this person... although I am tickled to discover that he is an actual humanoid on this earth
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I really identify with the Britney Spears lyric "every morning she wakes up"
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Can’t get over how doves are just pigeons with white privilege
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A Canadian flag on your car is a red flag in so many ways
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Can we talk about how India Ferrah did that thing to Alexis Mateo where a white person lies about what a PoC did and tries to assassinate their character
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I put myself down on a wait list for this fancy Italian restaurant and I wrote Vincenzo Gnocchi instead of my real name and I literally got a call in 5 minutes to secure a spot
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Just got another pair of stupid shoes it’s a mild day
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What’s this phenomenon where people are okay to pay $14 for a breakfast plate but clench their fists when pho is $13?
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@Dracarys1618
@Michael_Ray14
@notestjm
@murderxbryan
Instead they screenshotted the google results for “how many people died from communism in Russia and China”.. their work is done, run them their cheque
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If you saw me at karaoke yesterday .. my earpiece was malfunctioning and the the backing vocals were not in the right key. Thank you for your support always
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I’m HERE I’m QUEER and I’m FINANCIALLY ILLITERATE
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I will be going back at midnight. We need numbers for the night shift as p*lice may try to remove us before rush hour. Please show up if you can. Especially if you’re an able-bodied white person <3
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So this guy bullied me for being a faggot in elementary school and I started a petition for him to get kicked out of school. I got 20 signatures and all that happened was I was reprimanded by the principal. Anyways he just Facebook messaged me with a topless photo LMFAO
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This 23 year old emphatically telling me I look so good for 30 like maybe I should just act my age and die
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Honestly in awe at people who will post about their multi city multi month vacation, surfing in Tofino, music festivals they’ve been to and then ask for a discounted ticket to a DIY club night
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I’m eating everything becuase I am an adult who enjoys food
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Do NOT put a Filipino before or after me at karaoke. It’s on my rider.
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So my friend gave me silicon earplugs for sleeping and they work great when they’re in my ears but I was dreaming that I found a loose Welch’s Fruit Snack in my purse and I popped it in my mouth and woke up CHEWING ON THE SILICON EARPLUG that had fallen out of my ear
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I refrain from sneezing in public in my Calvins
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There is so much suffering in the world but you can’t hear it because you’re listening to Kidz Bop
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Vancouver queers are like “FUCK THE P*LICE” meanwhile they’re freelance p*lice
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I’m very proud of this ugly pizza that I made
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Show your hairs but make it ranged
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cooking for my foody friends is so scary like tell me why I’m in a group chat asking for permission to use storebought croutons
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If Beyoncé cancelled her Sep 11 Vancouver date we could say “this is our 9/11”
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We need more 4-9PM events LMAO what business do I have being up at 5AM 😭
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I’ve seen so many people say mean things about her but I will take a cute person dancing at the club over.. not? Any day. She’s also not like bumping into anyone?!
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These young adults are so funny they are so flabbergasted when someone is over 30 like I know against all odds I’m still breathing but DAMN pick your jaw up off the floor
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Vancouver is often doodoo but I must acknowledge the excellent sushi, drag, and nature that we have
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Truly was laced. If you know of any more bangers like this plz send my way
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I hate when these automatic toilets flush before I’m done wiping??? Can you chill? Hungry Hippo ass binch
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My “friend” suddenly turned to me and said “you look like a Demi Lovato fan” unprovoked
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I love a man who can read at a grade 3 level 😍
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My tumblr crush from like a decade ago just called me beautiful... I’ve been manifesting for 10 long years...
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a lesbian said I had dyke energy and another lesbian said “I think it’s the bad haircut”
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I know drag race stans aren’t really known for being objective or having good taste but Mhi’ya absolutely tore on 3 distinct lip syncs… one of them being a nightcore Gaga edit like save the discourse you losers
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Hi, I noticed you were wanting to engage in parasocial beef with me. Before we proceed, is this a paid opportunity? Will there be benefits? What do you bring to the beef that others can’t?
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Finally listening to the NewJeans ep and getting my dick blown off OMFG
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I love when gays post their Grindr interactions and they are 100% the antagonists in their screenshot
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