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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
A thread: May Intuitive messages of the signs 😈
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@SebastianRab @issyr_ Good thing you missed the entire point
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@_NikSpace @MindBodyBronx At least you know. I turn into that and then WHEN I get my period I’m like ohhhh right
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@errynotsoeerie @nwahs086 @korndiddy Yes god bless that man for touching the health worker and not practising social distancing lolzzz I know he was trying to show his support but is the irony not off the charts???
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@DropsNoPanties Omg this thread is almost as good as when that couple were real time tweeting from the plane about the people they swapped seats with to sit together hitting it off & basically planning their wedding. The whole of Twitter was on the edge of our seats 😂😂😂 Standing ovation sir!
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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2 years
@JosephValente The dog is dead “babe” but she was 16 years old when we separated and we started living together when she was less than a year old. Dogs mourn their owners being away when they go away on holiday, let alone never see them again. You have real old school mentality re: animals 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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2 years
@JosephValente Why should the animal not be able to see their humans they love just because the humans don’t love each other anymore? When I separated from my husband we didn’t coparent our dog bc she was “his”, his parents bought her for him but did she think I didn’t love her anymore? 😭
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@harrytrueangel Whoa. I hate scary movies so would never have seen this.. And yeah its totally more disturbing without the cgi
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@astroIogee Lol. Calm down. We’re just smarter.
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@ToriNicksWho Interesting take on it. Yes. She killed her siblings. Yes, this bore her power. However, given that she killed them before they killed her, I think self preservation is a far more accurate description.
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@ariannacalhoun_ Awww how gorgeous she & you are. Got the red bow & everything ❤️ Go grandma. You better drive her around now !!
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
Omg I saved this from Pinterest and I mean I-
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@FitKiwi @hatttiegladwell Yeah wtaf is that about hey & people just think you’re lazy. But lawwwd the procrastination. Whyyyy. I was already running late my whole life before this stuff. Now if I EVER get somewhere on time I feel like I should get an award or a parade - & I’m talking a few times a YEAR 😖
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@JacksonAntione @ines_simunovic Um. Wrong. Take a step back and try to think logically for just a moment - do you think people would choose to be gay if it were up to them? How many people you know who chose a life of discrimination/non acceptance/fear/occlusion? Exactly. Welcome to 2019
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@Kinglrg_ Honestly if I’m swimming and I saw literally ANYTHING else in the water I would honestly probably die 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@AlanEurotrash @AllisonRFloyd Hey don’t sell yourself short there my friend, because in that case I’m guessing you probably speak New Zealand also.
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@JoeyxRoss @Illumin_Ari new dude at work trying to figure out whether you’d be into doing some coke together my friend 😉😅
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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4 years
@edenofnubian I don’t think it’s an Aqua thing tbh.. I feel like that stuff happens to aquas not the other way around 😳 a girl I used to be best friends with used to do it to me and she was a Virgo
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@333mpressqueen I think I know who this refers to - in fact I know I do. But I don’t need them to come back and I already knew they were lying to themselves about it lol & in the end their mess was not something I needed anyway. This ship has sailed and won’t be returning to that harbour 🛳
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 months
@rickross1230 I don’t think there is such thing as a worst player if you rack up 400 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@Mr_Pirfect @ajplus Dude that is some very very unenlightened shit to put out to the universe.. be humble. Be empathic. Be human.
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@SebastianRab @issyr_ Ok thank you for confirming that you’re incapable of processing basic information. Or reading. There was no request for help lol Like make your own tweet if you want that to be it. But it’s not it. Have a good day now.
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@AlanEurotrash @AllisonRFloyd You can get the Einstein visa too. Actually. Omg. Best day of my life. I just realised I ALSO speak those 5 languages. As well as Scottish AND Irish!! 7 languages. I won’t be able to stand up due to the weight of my enormous brain & it’s 7 different fluent languages
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@theemisandrist @YesWeKam77 I hate to be a bubble burster but my daughter Darcy had the coolest best-friendship at 3 year old kinder with this kid Jaxon and I have photos so similar but literally by the end of that year she wasn’t bothered, let alone when they’re 99 😭🤣🤣🤣
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@SebastianRab @issyr_ Please tell me you are agreeing you didn’t get it or boy I am taking that back so fast In fact if not, I’m deleting my reply because you most certainly did NOT get it
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6 years
@nu_mindframe Trauma can be described to people who don’t get it as experiencing something that changes a persons view of themselves and/or their place in the world. People who’ve never experienced it simply have no way to fathom it yet they wildly judge. Constantly dismayed by this 😳
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@BiddyCross He was almost there
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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2 years
@RedJules4 Well done. I lost an unofficial uncle on Tuesday this week to cancer, he had lost the ability to speak so I, also on a whim, texted him last Saturday to tell him how I felt about him. I’m so glad for both of us that we did it in time and don’t have to live with regret ❤️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@sagistarbb Lol another time she cut a phone conversation short by saying “yeah I don’t mean to be rude but this doesn’t really interest me so”..
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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I’m making everyone I have spoken to on the phone say go blues before they hang up, including my ex husband and my Collingwood supporting mother 😂 100% success rate so far I have also made my milk bar nan promise to say he goes for Carlton if anyone asks and he’s in haha GBs
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
AQUARIUS ♒️ 🤓
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@Mr_Pirfect @ajplus Ever think that he was ashamed/embarrassed/scared he’d be emasculated by his community, just like what’s happening now? Many victims of any type of assault unfortunately don’t speak up about it for a myriad reasons. Ever think that the avalanche of people speaking up inspired him
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@thomas_violence @kimT9410 What a kind response. You are a very nice person, two acts of kindness & humanity in less than 24 hours, well done, you!
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@MysticxLipstick Hell yes - but aqua - certainly with me - it’s usually bc if I react then & there it is NOT going to be pleasant for anyone. I need to cool tf down before addressing shit - then half the time it then feels petty to bring it up later. But keep it up & it’s ‘real talk’ time sis
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@CanIGetSumHead Aww man. Mine was at a club with a player from the football team I support, who I’d had a mad crush on for a couple of years, dude TRIED, 2 hours later he gave up & my friends were like wtf were you doing he was hitting on you. Me: ppfft Also me: 3 years later
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@AnnaJaneMTG @lifeofmarieee @skylarvibes “It’s the intent” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Yes. Yes, it is. Lol this made me laugh so much
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@JacksonAntione @ines_simunovic Further to this - stop and think for one moment then just how much courage must be required for them to live their truth. At the end of the day - everyone deserves to be happy. Pretty sure God is down with that concept and if not then um who’s wrong and who’s right 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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2 years
@TheeOnly_Ceige @LoveOfDivine From an Aqua woman, nah… the men ARE weird. I’ll defend all the air folk. But doesn’t mean it’s not true 😂
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@poetastrologers For everyone saying grey is Aquarius, we wouldn’t even give them the satisfaction of a response.
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@cilantrowife Sorry but I wouldn’t like that either. That name is off the table for you, they got in first 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@PrimeWalsh That would be ikonic
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@Mr_Pirfect @ajplus To do the same? Or that he’s more mature/older/wiser & is less concerned about that now than he is about some other kid experiencing the same predatory behaviour? I LOVE it when people throw shade when it does NOT affect them.. sorry it just seems like projection 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@subrbn_prncs @1bgotfans No. It doesn’t. Never in history have so many resources-time/money/brains gone into finding a solution. How do you think they eradicated polio/created a vax for cervical cancer etc etc. what’s weird to me is people suddenly pretending vaccines are the enemy 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@eduarfendel_jr @ynaliem @_dawnnmarie @thereal_becca I guess he could sacrifice his dislike of red nail polish because his partner likes to wear it then. Or is it only women who are able to make sacrifices for the love of their lives..?
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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4 years
@briantylercohen Thank you, but this shit would NEVER go down in Australia. We care more about footy & meat pies than we do politics. When they really start fucking things up, we vote for the opposition. And so the cycle goes! Plus we would never elect trump. Plus we’re not really into guns.
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Omg 😳 who is more passionate than our boy 💙💙💙💙
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Good luck to all of you trying to get tickets this morning - the GABBA wont know what’s hit it #Baggers #StrongerTogether
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@t3niola @_ShowtimeRX Women at work are not at work for men’s sexual gratification. Women at work are not at work to be objectified. Women at work are at work to work. Men who have wandering eyes have eyes that will ALWAYS wander. How long before the next one is fired??
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@blaxk_dahlia @kjdeja Lol facts sis. Pisces is the dark horse & libra is the dead wood 🤣 I said this exactly, tell me whoever put aqua & Scorpio in the same team cos I gotta thank them. Game. Set. Match. Would trade the libra for athe cancer or Aries tho 😅
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@Solisortis Lol. I feel like if that’s the case, you don’t know how to keep an air sign interested 😉
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@nalonnn @MaphuthaBonolo It’s just unnecessary to vocalise it. Ok, she’s not what many people would call classically beautiful. Of course it’s fine for people to have different opinions; we can’t help who we’re attracted to, but we can help being rude. I’d never call someone ugly in real life. How horrid
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@vodkastrology The centaur.. the epitome of being on your high horse... the OG hypocrite.
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@PsychicFalcon @saraswati81 @arghavan_salles @NourYassin1987 Maybe. I doubt it… but the possibilities are endless, let’s face it
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@AlanEurotrash @AllisonRFloyd I think we bypass Einstein & get us some newton visas. Because we are very gifted humans
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@CarltonFC I am literally crying at every video on here - the pure unbridled joy from all the baggers, it’s so much and so good 💙💙💙
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6 years
@ThaDalaiMama Theres another reason people do this & it’s because inherently that’s how THEY are. They think that way about everyone else because that’s how THEIR minds work... They can’t fathom a world where not everyone is this way, and they will never believe you when you say otherwise...
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@MurdaExcellence @ToriNicksWho Wow. Ok man. Um whatever you say. And we’re comparing Cleopatra and R Kelly now...? Wild. My point was that in context it was hardly as horrific as it came across without it for those unaware.
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5 years
@Sugarnspicee__ @badgal_lolaa @Quetelie_Davies I found out something from 19 years ago in the most random of circumstances which has totally changed everything about my 19 year relationship with my ex husband... we were already separated but boy did it shed new light and I suddenly saw everything so clearly, the web of lies
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@viridisartem @Cosyluv_ Huh? Lol. No I won’t. But thanks for exposing yourself as a mean person Have a nice day!
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@Calebtoturnt1 @monica_rm_ @Ecbarber1432 Nice recovery there.. actually smooth cos you made it sincere
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@_NikSpace This is so relatable 😂 Except it’s only 3 days later and I’m like ohh I think I was asshole haha
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This is amazing 😭😭
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@imadbzni @awalmartparking Not kids today. Kids have always thought they were the first to discover stuff. No matter what era/age.. it’s all relative
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@nu_mindframe Singing for me. Like a real lot of singing. I did become a much better singer in the process so it’s a beautiful way to do it bc you come out of it with a new or much improved skill 💪🏻
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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2 years
@georgieparker 😂 I barrack for Carlton and hate Essendon SO much (bc of their supporters) that if we beat Essendon, I am happy with the entire season even if we lose every single other game that year.
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Fan cams is gonna be FUNNN today @blueabroadmedia can’t wait 💙
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3 years
@starheal I’ll wait to disagree as you get a lot of these things so right but damn that girl seems evil… can you do one on her?
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@bianca_fermaner I went to my first solo match against Sydney last week and honestly people are so cool at the footy - even when it’s just me & my daughter, I’m always taken at how kind people are and how much fun you have with a bunch of strangers - endless adventures await!! 💙
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3 years
@sevenofearth Aries Venus, yes I have a signature scent and it’s Viva La Juicy
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@CarltonFCBlues These have been popping up on my YouTube feed, have enjoyed so far!
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I just had the 95 GF auto play on my YouTube. God that team was amazing and they were FEROCIOUS. What a team. What a game
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@AbbieHollowDays @N9_L5 Ted moseby. How I met your mother.
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@SpringsteenJane @_Tw1x @errynotsoeerie @nwahs086 @korndiddy True. But I don’t think being a co-worker means touching is ok lol. Ok no. I KNOW for a fact that it doesn’t mean this. Hmm I’m getting the sense that some Americans don’t really get the social distancing thing 😬
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@wetneptune They have been intense, I wake up briefly & am so relieved to be out of it but then go back to sleep and have an equally intense and weird annoying dream. All night long for the last 3 nights. One was me appearing as a guest on SNL & being completely unprepared for it 😩
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@jimmysoldout I’m Australian but I’ve NEVER heard excema pronounced like that !
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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3 years
@friendlyjordies Lol no doubt the Oracle predicting another soon to be announced situation 🙌🏻
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@Kungfoochop @ines_simunovic @crywankk Nah man. They aren’t. They’re just not as afraid to be who they are anymore. What a fucking wonderful development of society. I can’t even handle trying to fathom the number of people in history who have lived unhappy, untruthful lives while they waited for us to stop judging
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@ajplus As a mother who just celebrated my now 5 year old daughters bday, I can’t even fathom this 😢😭😭😭😭
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@_blackoccultist Correction. HIGH key. I’m not even ashamed
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3 years
@AQUARIHO Why are we though. I’ve been sleeping out of control. I basically spent my whole weekend asleep wtf
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@_Tw1x @errynotsoeerie @nwahs086 @korndiddy Oh definitely... it was really just the touching him part that I found so ironic 😉
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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6 years
@aquashxt MDMA-Ecstasy = loving EVERYONE, having intense and amazing conversations and figuring out the meaning of everything 😂
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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5 years
@CanIGetSumHead @jimmyfallon has this story too! His was with Nicole Kidman. Except he didn’t realise. He found out about it 20 or so years later.........when Nicole Kidman came on his SHOW & told him 😅😅😅😅 And she was STILL dark about it 🤣🤣 At least we had obscurity on our side 😉
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@ezzfitzpatrick
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@nalonnn @MaphuthaBonolo Just to add - I personally think she radiates beauty, and it shines inside & out - she literally glows ❤️
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@max_ahpus @TrillMD_ Gurl you mad on these gifs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@nu_mindframe It’s why when you get on to something and are pursuing that, suddenly you start having interactions with random people taking the same path 😳
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