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Eliezer Zalmanov

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Father of 7; Co-director, Chabad of Northwest Indiana; #AskTheRabbi for @chabad.org; #ChattingRabbis co-host. You should see my drafts folder.

Munster, IN
Joined July 2010
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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Torah isn’t meant to remain in the realm of theory or spirituality. It’s designed for the messy, challenging, real world we live in.
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Philadelphia
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@karol I'm going to assume this from now on whenever someone cancels on Shabbat dinner.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@bentziavtzon @Eli_Rubin @shabboshouse It's not an accusation, it's an observation. I certainly did include myself (scroll up, pretty sure I said "we").
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@bentziavtzon @Eli_Rubin @shabboshouse The problem is also narrow-minded self-righteousness (across the board). Not sure if that's the cause or the effect.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@Eli_Rubin @bentziavtzon @shabboshouse Of course it isn't simple. But I'm talking about the sarcasm.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@shabboshouse @bentziavtzon But it's a good comparison to a sicha.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@shabboshouse @bentziavtzon Fwiw, a drunk might actually have an advantage over a sober person, because he uses the lamppost for both purposes.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@bentziavtzon @Eli_Rubin @shabboshouse 100%, that's my point. But we tend to make snide remarks without looking in the mirror.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
3 days
@Eli_Rubin @bentziavtzon @shabboshouse Same sarcastic comment can be made both ways. Just saying.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@abekay2 @thevillagerabbi There will always be plenty of excuses to avoid something you don't want to do.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@IlanBlock King Tut was right there.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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Maybe we can play baseball in Warsaw.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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When @TomRoseIndy is your in-laws' neighbor, your kids get to play catch with @VP's chief strategic advisor.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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Funny things my kids say: "People always make the same face when they hear how long it takes us to get to school."
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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RT @hasidic_1: ויקרא שמה בישראל היינט דאנערשטיג אין 770 קעניינעהרע
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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Doorbell cameras were created to capture funny slip-and-slides.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@bentziavtzon No argument, just clarifying what you mean.
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Eliezer Zalmanov
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@bentziavtzon Priority and importance mean the same thing to me. Essen farren davenen doesn't mean eating is a priority over davening, even if it has to come first.
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