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@eyaw_
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2 years
My managers so emotionally intelligent. He can always tell when one of us is off and offers a solution whether it’s just working in a solo pod or having a half day. Like idk how people with no soft/people skills are managers it should be a necessity!
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@eyaw_
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Being sexy >>> Being sexualised <<<<<<
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MAX 🇰🇪🇳🇬🌸
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I definitely have a complex where I want to be sexy and enjoy my sex appeal but I don’t want it to be made identity especially as I have all these other great qualities
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@eyaw_
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Consideration is actually love.
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@eyaw_
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1 year
I know Tyrique asks the producers when is casa amor every few days 😂
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@eyaw_
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13 days
All this suggests is that women are the only group of ppl who hold anyone accountable cos you’re basically saying if they had a core male fanbase they would’ve got away with it 🤣 CO0NS N NEEKS
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ShxtsNGiggs will be alright man but yoooooo having a core female fanbase is TREACHEROUS 🤣🤣🤣
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@eyaw_
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1 year
I’m proper laughing cos Tyrique really hates making content like a real man 😭
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@eyaw_
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4 months
On the train and someone’s on the phone saying ‘yeah 5grams it’s a leaving do’ everyone looked at him and he went ‘make that 10 I think everyone on the carriage wants someone fakin ell’ and I’m cracking up 🤣🤣🤣
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@eyaw_
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4 months
Calling me sis when you’re white. I should acc slap you
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@eyaw_
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1 month
Genuinely cannot understand why Guinean girls are dressed like this for a non yoruba wedding?
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@eyaw_
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4 years
Why did rounders bang so hard in secondary school? That sport was so exhilarating
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@eyaw_
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1 year
The beckhams are who they think they are
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@eyaw_
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4 years
Nellas influencer friends lacked. Instead of them to use their platform to put the heat back on these big colourist men and women they’re ow posting as if she died. Lmao
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@eyaw_
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4 months
I’ve accepted I don’t like tems music and that’s ok
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Something their mums make every week mind you
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@eyaw_
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7 months
Ubers not coming quickly when you’re outside feels so hooker-esque
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@eyaw_
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5 months
Tweet media one
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@eyaw_
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4 years
Nah but when the notre dame was burning African presidents were offering their condolences. But all of them are quiet now. Embarrassingggg
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@eyaw_
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10 months
I clocked my local mp in my nail salon and asked her why she abstained from voting for a ceasefire. I know she thought she was gonna do her Xmas set with no issues today
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@eyaw_
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2 months
LMAOOOOO life is so funny cos some girls are looking for quantity surveyors, neuroscientists and oil tycoons and some girls want what she said. God is actually working to give everyone want they want 🥰🤣
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@eyaw_
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3 months
Are you ok?! Why are you outing them
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Overtly loving your man is actually insane to do as a straight woman. You’re always one disgrace away
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Yeah it’s FEMICIDE. Stop blowing English to call it other things. Speak the real
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@eyaw_
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2 years
Why am I even being taxed as a black person. Let’s even start there
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@eyaw_
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3 months
Apparently your hair needs spf. Lmao the way I thought aired
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@eyaw_
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3 months
Wearing beautiful clothes is defo one of life’s greatest joys
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@eyaw_
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6 years
African Americans really think they’re the chosen black people loooooooooool
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@eyaw_
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1 year
You guys are annoying me cos whether the boy is road adjacent or not the crime is still femicide so what are we talking about
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@eyaw_
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@eyaw_
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7 months
I’m still thinking about Draya cos it would be like Alesha Dixon having a kid for Saka. You see how mad thst sounds
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@eyaw_
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1 month
@NurudeenDIdris No it’s not LMAO
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@eyaw_
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2 months
Why did ppl think Ashleigh had a job when she was on tiktok live everyday pressuring you guys to gift her
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@eyaw_
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1 year
‘When they were bastardising ppl you were the first bastard’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🍒
1 year
What was your favourite insult from yesterday’s space? 😂
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Having a baby with someone you’re not in a relationship with or looking to be with sounds like something crackheads do
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@eyaw_
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2 years
Tiktok and Twitter is not the place to talk about anything positive especially in regards to relationships. I remember when I said my ex took me to Dubai on our first date and they tried to call me an escort
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Men will stuff drugs in their bum but be disgusted at sex work
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@eyaw_
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4 years
All the 25+ men are faking sleep.
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@eyaw_
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6 months
I gifted my mum a trip to Mecca so she can do the last 10 days of Ramadan there. Woke up today and her husband gave me half the money back >>>
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@eyaw_
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2 months
I feel so sorry for the families of the girls that died you know. Imagine having your moment to grieve and call for more police interest into femicide be overlooked by them racist rioters
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Everyday updates from Gaza get quieter and quieter I legit feel sick everyday
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@eyaw_
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3 years
I’m screaming at how much grace women extend to men. To the point where you guys pretend to like dad bods. Lmao meanwhile a man will tell you you’re fat the second you’re not his ideal. That’s what you get! Love man too much!
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@eyaw_
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8 months
Why did I call my dad and he was out of breath and I said why and he said he just finished fighting?
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@eyaw_
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1 month
No it doesn’t. Lmao
@Twintiesda
daarv🇳🇬
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Most Nigerian dress culture does come from Sahel and Senegambia. They’re west African, who gives af
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@eyaw_
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4 months
You lot cooked her for me thank you, I was somewhere not being a bum Alhamdulilah
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@eyaw_
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1 year
If he has a house party and someone is cleaning up 👍🏿
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@eyaw_
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1 year
It’s femicide. Call the crime what it is so the world can stop pretending it’s an isolated issue
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@eyaw_
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4 months
They can though
@ajoannax
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This topic is boring now. No man is gonna provide everything unless you’re with a footballer, someone famous or a super rich businessman. Normal working men can’t provide your whole life on their own in this economy
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@eyaw_
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6 months
The French are currently demanding for Aya Nakamura to not perform at the olympics because they’re racist. They’re calling her a senegalese lingala speaking whore even though she’s Malian and is France’s biggest selling artist ever btw 😂
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@eyaw_
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11 months
You people don’t have fun dating cos you don’t already fancy the person before you go on the date you fancy the cocktail menu more 💀
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@eyaw_
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5 years
@MABIN2_ This is why data science is important. If you can create or modify personalised services/products for ALL based on algorithms you can allow for a spread of opportunity, resources and capital. Data isn’t discriminatory, technicians can be unfortunately
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@eyaw_
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13 days
@lapieuvre4_ Can I ask what would quantify as dog piling as opposed to accountability? If I go to my place of work n spread misogyny n racism and as a result lose my job how are my coworkers virtue signalling? Lmao bye
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@eyaw_
Saturn
4 years
Harrods are opening a pop up outlet store in Westfield White City to shift the excess inventory that has piled up for almost 3 months due to Covid-19 pandemic. Did someone say a cheaper Harrods Summer Sale? 😍
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@eyaw_
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@BurnerYohos Yh, this is literally an example of what my tweet suggests
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@eyaw_
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@Oladayo_Adenubi Yeah cos you’re a beg
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@eyaw_
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4 months
I’m never buying a new iPhone so good for you for knowing the specs
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Housing market is nuts rn why wouldn't I spend my money on clothes? Like pls I'm just a girl
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@eyaw_
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10 months
@SantsRNTL Waffle. She said she done that cos keir starmer is pushing for a two state solution and then the Jamaican aunty said so it’s after babies die you push for that. Dusty woman
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Someone who only stopped being misogynistic 3 moons ago as well lmao
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@eyaw_
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10 months
Im so glad these men hate bw. Like pleaseeee hate me
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@eyaw_
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5 months
@VivSaintLaurent I actually got super sad reading that ☹️
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@eyaw_
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2 years
Being likeable is overrated imo. Cos 1) The variables that make one likeable are always changing, 2) people are generally fickle and go from liking/disliking easily 3) have you seen what people ‘like’ ???
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@eyaw_
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8 years
J hus is killing hooks left right and centre lately we've gotta get him knighted
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@eyaw_
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2 months
I can’t believe women genuinely view themselves as liabilities in heterosexual relationships lmao
@ninadelaflores
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Women are literally socialized to fall in love; we will damn near try to fit anyone into that role. Men are socialized to… not lol plus, they gain nothing from it in a sense. When women find a man, they find rest. Weight off our shoulders because he’s here to provide and
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@eyaw_
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2 years
@DANEisQueen Nah cos we get well-being days anyway
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@eyaw_
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2 months
I think spreading misinformation online needs to have consequences now cos it’s actually enough now.
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@eyaw_
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1 year
The nature of the crime has nothing to do with road life. A boy killed a girl because she was not romantically interested. Like why is Dushane in it don’t annoy me today
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@eyaw_
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4 months
I feel like I’m the only one that hates ranking music and music debates cos in my head the music I enjoy actually isn’t up for discussion 😂
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@eyaw_
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@Ifeagbeja And are they the yorubas of Guinea?
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Anyway we’ve come along way cos I remember when I said getting pregnant for someone who’s never taken you on a date is crazy and it got the girls big mad
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Why be a journalist if you’re gonna lie? Might as well run a gossip blog
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Just quickly I will never accept the notion that I’m paid well because I earn above a certain threshold. Everyone in the uk is severely underpaid including high earners sorry
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@eyaw_
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@mabintou What a beg
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@eyaw_
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@symplylivinj Cos I’m actually just one person
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@eyaw_
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@jamk82 Yeah I’m making a parallel to the original tweet, it’s not meant to be anything more than that.
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@eyaw_
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3 years
The blame women get for men making fast money is so strange. First of all these guys don’t gift the women in their life Birkens and gucci. And before gucci was popular these guys were still stabbing and scheming for illegitimate money so what is the truth
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@eyaw_
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Dead beats love this one
@_Greazemoden
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A lot of mums be polluting their children’s minds to go against their dad, scary babes fr
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@eyaw_
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4 months
@light_kitee Who told you I’m not married?
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@eyaw_
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4 years
Larsa Pippen definitely wants Scottie to die so she can take over the will cos why does she cheat so aggressively 😭 do they have an arrangement?
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@eyaw_
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2 years
@Angel_veekee Like it should be a requirement when in management imo
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@eyaw_
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4 months
Apparently it’s a prank ppl do out loud. I didn’t know 💀
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@eyaw_
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2 years
If I was Meg I’d tweet ‘well only one of us has lipo you big belly bitch’ and be on my way 🫶🏿
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@eyaw_
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@byClarinick Fr. I feel like west and East Africans don’t have to do this cos our occasional wear is so elaborate
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@eyaw_
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4 years
@Angel_veekee Bare performance. Where was this backing on the night of the dragging?
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@eyaw_
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Yeah I don’t think these look similar
@eanbee21
ennyology 🇳🇬
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Here’s pics of ppl from tribes in the Sahel, you can see the similarities (Wolof, kru, dyula, serer, kanuri etc.) cont’d below 👇
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@eyaw_
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@SisterOgoo Are those traditional weddings or are those white weddings?
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@eyaw_
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2 years
Religious people that don’t believe in wrongdoing because of the concept of redemption <<<<<<
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@eyaw_
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6 years
Face of the black people, poster child for blackness. If you lot don’t geddifok outta here ...
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@eyaw_
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5 months
@mabintou Exactly! When you watch it back as a young adult you can actually examine where and how women fall short in their relationships and how anchoring a solid friendship woman is
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@eyaw_
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@Dimelo991 @lapieuvre4_ They’re not comics or have a background in comedy. They just make reactionary content to funny tweets hence why they got on their couldn’t dish it back then cried n issued apologies. They should’ve stuck to what they knew sorry!
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@eyaw_
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2 years
Saying you’re not a feminist or pro women cos men don’t like that is crazy. Lmao women are dying and you’re crumbling for male attention 💀
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@eyaw_
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2 years
Just make your own money and accomplishments so you can pick partners based on love and not a come up
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@eyaw_
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Men referencing real life in London rather than pretending they’re an atl rapper where every girl has a bbl and is after their money >
@AFCLee_
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Hmmmm
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@eyaw_
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@elefaantz Especially if it’s followed by something derogatory cos now I wanna tussle
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@eyaw_
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4 months
I didn’t even see this LMAO say whatever you want man you ppl are deranged
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@eyaw_
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I love self obsessed people cos things will be happening and they’ll be like 🤳 🤳 🤳 lmaoooo
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@eyaw_
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1 year
@K1Soulo You tryna leave the hood or what?!
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@eyaw_
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1 year
I asked my dad how he is doing it all these years and he just said ‘hmmm’ LMAOOOO sorry but I’d hate that level of pressure it’s defo taxing
@gvanessax
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I can’t believe I’m seeing women say men taking care of the bills for a family isn’t taxing lol. I’m taking care of my own and I’m crying & im one person pls.
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@eyaw_
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4 months
Only ppl that don’t work hard for their things or don’t value their things will gaslight you and say it’s not a big deal.
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@eyaw_
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4 months
Nasty work. How is she the aggressor but somehow you’ve made her out to be the victim
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@ajoannax She is sweety. Ignore them. They've been on your head the whole day but acting surprised when you lash back. Keep going 🥺
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@eyaw_
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7 years
This girl had the implant in from 18 to 22 and now she's infertile
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@eyaw_
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1 year
Idk how they scammed the poor into thinking £3 tops that fall apart after a few washes is more economical than £30 top with good compositions but they really got you guys good
@FromAerin
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Anybody going through any real hardships (me growing up) would realize that buying something of poor quality that is likely to be tore up in the wash isn’t actually something a poor person would do. Buying clothes to wear once is almost exclusively a privileged act.
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