Eva
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AMS to SF transplant. Former @flexport , now CMO at @densityio . Mama. Donut lover.
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Architecture as a soothing balm // West Coast midcentury modern architecture guide: via
@FastCoDesign
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"Long day at work, I'll just relax a bit on my commute with Twitt-OH HOLY JESUS"
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Playground at 10.05am: prime venue for testing your New Years resolution to be less judgy.
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Story of my Friday life:
8am: eat these ripped jeans and inappropriate graphic tee, Corporate America!
9.45: reminder of clutch meeting with senior clients “Fuuuuuuuuu-
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Between us and our downstairs neighbors we’ve got a toddler, a newborn and four adults - one working swing shift, one working nights, two on parental leave. That means that at all times someone is trying to sleep and someone is using a blender.
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“You’re drinking a mug of Chardonnay at lunch??” Week two of family vacation.
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Now when I listen to Rage Against The Machine I’m blown away by how right they were all along.
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Guy at airport overhears my phone convo. After I hang up he says: I wish you were my manager. I call colleague back all glow-y. Her response: no he doesn’t.
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At unexpected times it hits me that raising two children is the most important thing I’m going to do with my life. I love my job and take it seriously. I care deeply for my friends and family. But I will never have a bigger responsibility than these two lives.
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All those parenting experts that tell you to ignore your toddler’s bad behavior must not live in two bedroom apartments.
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If you replace scotch with a greyhound and the paper with Reddit I’ve basically become my dad.
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Even as a white Catholic, this is a bad day to be an immigrant in the US. Have a very heavy heart today.
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I don't normally do this but... //
@UnileverUSA
&
@Postmates
offering 1 RT = 1 meal to
@FeedingAmerica
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#ShareAMeal
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Me in the Netherlands: god, why is everyone so mediocre?
Me everywhere else: we literally ruled the world. I traded tulip bulbs before the words bit and coin were ever put together. Call me next time your country floods, amateurs.
Me in Greece: no sidewalks. People are rude. Drivers are terrible. So much corruption. Everything sucks.
Me everywhere else: my people invented democracy. They fought back the Persians. Modern Greeks fought back the Nazis and forced them to face the Russian winter.
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I'm giving up cursing for Lent. For each curse I'll donate $1 to the SF Marin Food Bank. Today's score: two shits and a Jesus.
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After 15 years at a (very good) agency my bar for client service is impossible. If you’re trying to sell me something or, god forbid, advise me, I apologize in advance.
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I thought my aversion to breakfast was physical. Now I realize I simply don't have the will to live before a certain time so why eat?
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Feeling vindicated by my two year old’s inability to use Snapchat. See! It’s not just hard for old people!
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When you crack open a new book and it starts with a glossary and massive family tree.
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Just googled to confirm that Stockholm was the capital of Sweden. I’VE GONE NATIVE.
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When I was ten I hosted a sketch comedy show in my house together with two friends. Everyone in my class showed up. No one laughed. I don’t remember being bothered by that at all. What happened to that girl?
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IT jargon of the day: "Drink your own champagne" -- a clear upgrade from "Eat your own dog food"
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And that’s a beautiful and scary feeling that I want to keep sight of through the mountains of laundry and hundreds of mini frustrations that occur every day.
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I used to think adults eating gummy vitamins was ridiculous. Now I consider it a basic human right.
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Last night’s stress dream brought to you by the Venn diagram that is my life: “But how will we introduce my nine month old daughter to the client??”
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The Economist winning the headline game since 1843 // College admissions: Bribe styles of the rich and famous via
@TheEconomist
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Big week/month at the new office.
Exclusive: freight forwarding startup Flexport is now valued at $3.2 billion after a $1 billion investment led by SoftBank Vision Fund.
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We should do background checks before selling portable speakers. "And uh sir, how would you describe your musical taste?"
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My phone just autocorrected cruise ship to crisis ship and I think that's absolutely right.
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Whenever I judge pigeons for eating our trash I try to remember that we drink coffee that a ferret shat out.
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My three year old’s first (?) nightmare. Me: What was it about? Her: My phone wasn’t working!
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My four year old’s favorite thing in the world is chasing pigeons and I have real mixed feelings about that
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Reactions when I tell people I don’t drink. Older than me: “What a bummer.” My age: “Oh really?” Younger than me: “That’s powerful.”
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Counting down the months/years until my kids are past choking hazard danger and I can put googly eyes on everything in my house.
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Unhappy renovations are all alike; every happy renovation is happy in its own way.
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Whenever I say something like “I’m going to pick up my kids” part of me still expects people to say, you?? But you’re so young!!
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(Work) Quote of the Day: “Eva, my feelings for you are perfectly appropriate”
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At a beer tasting and my husband is explaining the plot to The Gruffalo. This is my life.
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Just noticed I’m about 2/3rds of the way to a “can I speak to your manager” haircut.
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Currently taking applications for friends who live in the middle of the Atlantic so I can FaceTime you just around this time of day.
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The ultimate SF moment: tweeting about how I was too busy looking at Slack on my phone to notice the poorly parked Bird scooter and almost tripped.
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Things you don't want to read in emails from your kid's school: The children have water and food and we are proceeding in a normal fashion.
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This conversation captures so much of what makes global trade fascinating slash messed up. I was really impressed with how much
@patrick_oshag
"gets" Flexport and the opp we have in front of us.
My conversation with
@typesfast
, one of my all time favorites.
We discuss:
- solving problems from the outside
- shipping containers and standardization
- maritime law (🤯)
- 4 features of a great financing business
- so much more
You must listen!
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Just ordered a pack and play mattress, a dust buster and washing machine cleaner from Amazon. FML.
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Unexpected upsides: After a year with a baby this 7am flight is not an issue whatsoever.
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I realize Dutch can't be high on the to-do list for the Autocorrect Improvement Team but at this point I'm willing to kickstart it myself.
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I need friends in Asia who I can call on my ride home after a long day at work.
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Just peeked into someone's huge garage and whispered to myself, "Swag." I'm old.
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Widespread adoption of Amazon's PRFAQ approach to product development has led to interesting and at times hilarious interpretations of what a press release looks like.
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In the market for a "Thanks, neighbor, for having loud sex in your front room vs your bed room and not waking up my baby" Hallmark card.
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Toby Ziegler telling the West Wing team his twins were born remains in my top 3 all-time favorite TV moments.
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Brag to the baby sleep gods, get punished by the sleep gods. Why don't we learn.
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On good days I can only be amused by
@scootrous
' alien document filing methods. Today is a good day.
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