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Of course footballers are happy about Mendy because that only reinforces the idea that they, too, will be able to get away with terrible things
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I love dogs with those little eyebrows 🙁
This is Chance. He's just been entrusted with his first strawberry. Very honored. Will take care of it forever. 12/10
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Ajax Amsterdam 🤝🏻 Bayern München
Legendary clubs that absolutely collapsed in the past 2 years.
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This is what Raya saw before that Kimmich goal
I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE A CUTE PIC OF DOG SITTING ON THE CHAIR IM FUCNFIFNG SOBBINDB HEJFLP M
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We have people who don't play for us saying Mia San Mia 😭
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Maybe the real trophy was the friend we made along the way
Kane: "Joining FC Bayern was one of the best decisions I've made in my life. I'm enjoying every moment of it so far"
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Why did you delete the one with Musiala
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Bayern improving their offers for Palhinha:
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This is how Müller moves on the pitch
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I see the vision. Germany are gonna win the WC in December and the Bayern players will ride on that wave of success and deliver another UCL
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I lived under the assumption that we're always invited to the Supercup, I forgot we have to win actual trophies to be there
We won't play the Supercup next year which means no cool team photo with the trophy 💔
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I write longer posts when we draw a Bundesliga game, what the hell is this
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Tuchel really is special because it takes a lot of talent to lose everything with Bayern
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Just ruined my entire year
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I've been a Bayern fan for 11 years and this is my first Bundesliga title loss, it's actually very tragic for me
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KANECTION 😭
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I hope the club takes care of the players' mental well-being, this season was hard on them 😕
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I have a feeling Bayern are cooking up some secret transfer and the media just don't know anything yet
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Robert Lewandowski was at Allianz Arena today to pose for a photo with the trophies he's won at FC Bayern. Tomorrow, the Pole will be at Säbener Straße to bid farewell to his former teammates and the club's employees [
@mano_bonke
,
@kessler_philipp
]
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It's crazy that Neuer wanted to be so careful before the World Cup that he missed Bayern's games but then he risked his health and went skiing before Bayern entered the key part of the season
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Idk maybe I'm stupid and naive but this hurts so much
Kimmich on Jérôme Boateng: "It's not our issue. We don't make the decision. Many of us have won lots of titles with him. I was pleased to see him again. At the end of the day, it's not our decision to make"
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Imagine if Bayern's defense had to play against Bayern's attack 💀
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So Bellingham sent Davies into the hospital but we are the ones who finished the game with 10 men
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So Bayern are "ruining the league" but Juventus committing crimes against Fiorentina is okay ✋
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I'm going to throw up
Nagelsmann: "I used to sleep in my Bayern red sheets until my mom forced me to wash them, and I had a little pillow. It reminds me of my childhood and being a Bayern fan. I spent many nights in the Bayern red sheets, and I'll probably start doing that again"
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De Bruyne's agent says the player agreed to join Bayern last summer but the club refused to pay €75m to Wolfsburg
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This is so unfair to everyone who worked hard this season and by everyone I mean Robert Lewandowski because I don't care about the rest
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We are long past a thing called "typical Bayern"
Don‘t worry this is one of those typical Bayern ties where they let out all their anger in the 2nd leg. Remember Porto 2015 or Salzburg 2022 😅
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I hope I live long enough to see at least one more Bayern UCL win
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I'm sorry but if you guys think we're going to be completely alright without Lewy you're just naive
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The framed picture in the background 😔
It‘s Manchester City with
@PepTeam
and
@ErlingHaaland
⚽️ Interesting
#UCLdraw
with a strong opponent. 💪
#packmas
#FCBayern
#ucl
#mancity
#esmuellert
#fcbcity
#thomasm
üller
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We're the first club in football history to win a trophy against our will
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Odriozola wiping the trophy I'm dead
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At least we'll always have this 😮💨
🇩🇪 Marco Reus is 𝐨𝐧𝐞 win away from finally winning the Bundesliga for the first time.
Football needs this.
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The only downside about having a solid defense is the lack of Neuer's dramatics
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Finally someone dealt with that creature
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I've been saying this for a long time but being a Bayern coach pretty much means you're a kindergarten caretaker too
Thomas Tuchel's demands for a new holding midfielder annoy not only the bosses, but also the team. The point of discussion is that Kimmich sees himself in this role, while Tuchel sees him more as a
#8
Kimmich is currently far away from his top form and makes mistakes that,
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Lewy said that he dedicates the win to his family and also his dad who passed away 😭 And he started crying a little
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It's always "aren't Bayern fans bored of winning the Bundesliga" and never "aren't Bayern fans bored of weeping the floor with Barcelona"
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Midlife crisis is creeping up on him
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It was over the moment Müller logged on LinkedIn mad as hell
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This is the least heartbreaking UCL exit in the recent years so haha progress
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Well it's not like Dortmund fans can use the version with "nice we won" at the end
this "meme" got complete ruined when Madrid, Bayern and City fans started to use it
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If our first offer for Kane was "offensive", then this qualifies as a war crime
Spurs are to use Harry Kane talks with Bayern Munich to discuss Mathys Tel [
@Matt_Law_DT
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If this goes to penalties I hope the whole team visits me in the hospital with the UCL trophy
Robert Lewandowski would take the first penalty if Sunday's game goes to a penalty shootout. Thomas Müller would take one. Manuel Neuer is also considered a good taker and could take a penalty. Other candidates are Goretzka, Kimmich, Alaba & Perišić [Bild]
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I don't give a fuck if he was taking his hand away or if it was unintentional, it literally stopped Musiala's SHOT ON TARGET
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Good thing their name is so similar to ours, maybe no one will notice
Official: Bayer Leverkusen are 2023/24 German champions
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Something about Ballon d'Or being cancelled the year we won the UCL doesn't sit right with me
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We will beat Gladbach once
What is your bold prediction for Bayern in the 2023/2024 season? 🤔🔴
For example: Krätzig finishing the season with more than 5 assists.
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I unironically believe Musiala is the best player in the world
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Upamecano is somehow blamed meanwhile the only goal we've scored in 180 minutes was a Kimmich penalty
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Müller opening our season means we are winning the CL at home
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God I can't wait for the day he gets fired
Tuchel on Jérôme Boateng and the controversy around him: "Innocent until proven guilty when a trial is deferred. As a football club we have the right to make football decisions. Jérôme is a player with great merit and has the right to train with us. You know his position, you
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Not the first time Immobile ghosted at Allianz Arena this year
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Berni covering his eyes like those goals weren't his fault
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I hope you're all aware that the only reason we're still first in the Bunducksliga are our dearest friends known as Dortmund
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No wonder you support Liverpool if you think losing is so interesting
Nothing about Bayern is interesting man zero rivals, zero competition, league is shit and zero media attention. Most boring big club itw
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We're asking for a regular customer price cut 💀
Negotiations between Bayern and Leipzig for Marcel Sabitzer are in the final stage. RBL would accept a fee of €13-14m, while Bayern are still haggling over a few millions, having paid so much money to Leipzig this summer (Upamecano, Nagelsmann) [
@schfer_g
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Bayern haters will never be able to hate Bayern as much as people who love this club
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It genuinely could be their last year at Bayern too. I can't do this
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This is my favorite season plot twist/character arc
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Who let Roca have a deciding penalty? Obviously he isn't very confident mentally literally anyone else with more experience should have taken it
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Wait Bayern haven't lost a game with Hernandez on the pitch or did I understand my commentators wrong
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There is no "perfect Neuer replacement", be serious. It will always be someone worse than Neuer and we have to deal with that
Internally, not everyone at Bayern is totally convinced that Livaković is the perfect Neuer replacement. Yann Sommer's name was discussed, as well as Keylor Navas, but the internal opinion at this stage: too old & too expensive [
@Plettigoal
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The ref calling every foul except the one on Lewandowski in the pen box
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