Stop That Neuer
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MiaSanMia🔴⚪ Neuer Prop 👊. F1 🏎🏁.(MV1 , SP11). Carlos Alcaraz 🎾.
Joined April 2021
That's like saying Ter Stegen is Neuer's nightmare.
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40+ SEXTUPLES IN ONE PICTURE.
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him & Neuer are in a competition who retires more washed.
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Arsenal fans when 'Arteta's tricky reds' again go trophyless but 8 Arsenal players get into Bayern/Madrid/Barça combined XIs
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If they did this with Ter Stegen people would never be able to guess.
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"new unbeaten streak"
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Haters gonna hate but Manu Neuer still runs this shit
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Musiala after gettin snubbed for the Ballon D'or by France Football
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Zidane when he's about to sign the contract but realizes he's gettin employed as a player & not as a manager coz he still starts over all our midfielders
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Those Gavi comparisons were fun while they lasted , we'll be talking to Mbappé soon .
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Bayern & Barça boards fighting for the clowns of the year trophy
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THE GREATEST OF ALL FCUKIN TIME ,DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN
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Zagreb players watching the referee add 4 more minutes
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gonna tell my kids he scored a Puskas worthy bicycle from the half-line
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Ter Stegen will prolly announce his international retirement before Neuer does
Manuel Neuer has decided to continue with the national team and is eyeing the 2026 World Cup. However, the goalkeeper will not be in the squad for the upcoming Nations League games in September [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]
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THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN US ,GOD DID
btw #Neuer stocks are at an all-time low Invest now for best returns , we won't be accepting bandwagons later👍.
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Me and the boys 5 minutes before the exam after having studied nothing the whole year
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this is some ridiculous confidence in your abilities lmao too cold
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Kane & Mbappé fighting over who can piss off their future club more
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-gives an interview saying he's not afraid of the competition and will fight for his place .-travels to Japan , attempts the worst anime quiz ever.-not trusted by Tuchel in the starting XI , watches his teammates clown around for 45 mins.-comes in , scores the winner , leaves.
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no way he pulled off a Neuer in front of Neuer Oliver Baumann you absolute king
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reported the channel from all my 5 accounts.
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In a UCL knockout btw ,against arguably the best team in England. no keeper will ever assure me the way he does🥶
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they say my days are numbered , but I keep wakin' up
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risked his future generation for the team give him whatever he wants & extend
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They finally won a game against Bayern after losing FIVE on the trot with the aggregate being 19-2!!! & they don't know how to act lmao.
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Neuer returning back after his small skiing break.
According to @billmahmuud, Leroy Sané called Sadio Mané "Black sh*t", which made the Senegalese react with anger. Sané regretted what he said after the clash. Mané apologized to his teammates for the incident. His future at Bayern is NOT in jeopardy
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Neuer's aura on UCL nights needs to be studied man the composure in 1v1s is off the charts.
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Ter Stegen seeing Neuer pull up to the Camp Nou after thinking he no longer has to deal with him ever again
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Bild if reporting fake news was an Olympic sport
Manuel Neuer has decided to continue with the national team and is eyeing the 2026 World Cup. However, the goalkeeper will not be in the squad for the upcoming Nations League games in September [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]
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good luck to the next in line you've got big shoes to fill
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btw how MASSIVE was that save from Manu now that I look back at it.My Clutch King 🐐
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Reporter : "what are your thoughts on comparisons with England's youngsters like Foden & Bellingham?". Jamal : "The media creates all these rivalries. I honestly don't know who they are ". [🥇@BILD]
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when the presenter asked Müller about coming so close to winning B2B Golden Boots at the World Cup
What’s the coldest quote you lot ever heard?.
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when you're 1v1 against Neuer the pressure is on the striker and not Manu
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I wonder what changed 🤔
Bayer Leverkusen have lost a Bundesliga game for the first time since May 2023.
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flexing Bayern's sextuple
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"life after Manuel Neuer" I'm not ready.
Bayern are monitoring Anderlecht's Dutch goalkeeper Bart Verbruggen (20) as they prepare for life after Manuel Neuer. Anderlecht want more than €10m and are hoping that if a European top club comes knocking, they would be able to keep Verbruggen on loan [@Nieuwsblad_be]
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This gotta be the most brutal end to a rivalry in sports history
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still can't believe he'll retire without a Ballon D'or when he was arguably the best player itw for like 3 years in a row.
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like they were literally rugby tackling him lmaoo people really got no self awareness these days
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Gnabry if he faced only London clubs
GOAL Gnabry . Tottenham 1-2 Bayern.
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I speak for everyone when I say Müller won this debate one-sided.
🚨🇺🇸 EXCL: Marco Reus to LA Galaxy, here we go! Deal finally done after initial agreement revealed in July. Contract until December 2025 plus option to extend, as expected. Reus, planning for travel to US in the next days for medical tests and contract signing. Done, sealed 🇩🇪
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When Manuel Neuer took this Germany side to the World Cup final 😯🇩🇪🐐
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lives were changed
what happened in 2020.
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"bro trust me they won't give you any space in the Premier League like they do in Bundesliga"🤓
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No Keeper decided these many FINALS👍
Define “Clutch”.
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opened Twitter for Palhinha announcement only to end up with Müller's international retirement
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Throwback when Scotland's player couldn't believe he scored past Neuer & considered it as an achievement😂.Prime Neuer prolly had the biggest reputation of any keeper in history lmao
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only the elites remember this
what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?.
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Flick & Thiago finally reunited but at the wrong FCB
🚨🔵🔴 Thiago Alcantara becomes new member of Hansi Flick staff at Barcelona after announcing his retirement. He’s also gonna travel to USA pre-season tour with the team.
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Neverkusen's satanic run over. Kane opening his league account. Müller record game + iconic goal. Neuer masterclass + a cleansheet. what a beautiful weekend.
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Tottenham's trophy cabinet if they played Man City every week
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saving penalty-kicks from two former Ballon d'Or winners , leaving one of the best managers oat in disbelief , and denying one of greatest teams in history the UCL. He was too cold.
What’s the biggest ‘I’m him’ performance of all time?.
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3/3 cleansheets in the UCL , group of death they said .
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what a few weeks with Thomas Müller does to a mf.
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man thought this was prime Milan.
Just a reminder, Arsenal are yet to concede a goal in the Champions League at home. Pray for Bayern.
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fav.
Who’s got that one Bayern picture?.
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De Ligt when he ends up trophyless but more people internationally tuned in to watch Manchester United
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