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@eric_shorey

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Brooklyn-based DJ + producer / founding member of The Nobodies, an alt-drag + performance art collective / occasional freelance writer

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SHOWS // SUMMER 2024
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Nyla Rose turned Chris Jericho into an outspoken trans ally in less than an hour wow her power
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who did this
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Vince McMahon essentially offered political bribes so as to have his employees classified as essential (so as to minimize the impact on his profits) days before a mass firing of many of those same employees. Literally monstrous.
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Although Hana Kimura was absurdly tough in the ring, in reality it seems she was a super sweet and sensitive girly-girl. She was a prodigious athlete who wanted to find love.
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She did this for approx 7 minutes????
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Chris Jericho is now officially more radical than Mayor Pete
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Lol fuckin dumbass
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millennials: we stan gen z theyre all gay and depressed and powerful gen z: millennials are trash, stop saying "adulting" and talking about harry potter houses millennials: ... millennials: in conclusion we must stan harder than ever before
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WWE has a long history of attaching liberal/left causes (racial justice, feminism, environmentalism, anti-capitalism) to villains because ultimately it is all the creation of a conservative propagandist despite all the platitudes about parity and inclusivity.
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It just kept going
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WWE is so culturally irrelevant it's actually sort of hilarious
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Sasha Banks reveals she was offered a role on #StarWars : #TheMandalorian after the Executive Producer discovered her on #HotOnes :
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I was today years old when I learned that Maria from Silent Hill 2's outfit was based on Christina Aguilera's outfit from the 1999 Teen Choice Awards.
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Hello gays: Last night on All Elite Wrestling, a transgender, Native American woman defeated her opponent to become the brand’s women’s championship. Wrestling is now officially more progressive than Drag Race.
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Sasha Banks is so powerful she got a stadium full of straight men to gasp at a wig reveal I AM NOT OVER IT
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One of the many bizarre parts of being an LGBTQ+ person is that you are expected to extend empathy to individuals who wish you didn't exist and are actively working to take your rights away.
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I mean...
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Are ppl who hate Orange Cassidy just intimidated by how handsome he is
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Loving, healthy relationships between gay men and straight men are almost non-existent on television. I think that's part of why the Sonny/Joey story is one of the most compelling plots on contemporary TV.
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The only men's tag team that actually matters
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@eric_shorey
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Nancy Pelosi is not the "patron saint of shade." She's a rich white lady. Trans women of color did not invent the word "shade" for it to wind up being relegated to centrist politicians who do the bare minimum to protect LGBTQs. Stop it.
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Me, screaming at the almost full moon in October: “YES BITCH GO OFF!!!”
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The fact that Naomi went viral after the Rumble proves how little die hard wrestling fans understand of mass culture writ large. They can't figure out who would be a bigger star if given opportunities because they so rarely venture outside of wrestling culture.
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AEW should take the WWE crisis as a time to double down on workers rights / healthcare for employees to further distinguish themselves from their competition. Market themselves as the guilt-free wrestling company.
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@conor_tripler what are his march announcements i must know
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I NEED AN MP3 OF YOUR ENTRANCE TRACK WITH YOUR NAME IN THE FILE BEFORE YOU ARRIVE AT THE VENUE. NOT A LINK TO YOUTUBE OR SPOTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not so sure this is the smartest t shirt design for WWE in October 2019
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No shade Satin, but Brokeback Mountain was a thoughtful meditation on forbidden gay desire — not a throw away segment on a TV show with a history of overt homophobia, this comparison is insane
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Would you say Brokeback Mountain mocked LGBTQ culture because the two stars of the movie weren’t gay? I don’t think most would. Like I said, the stuff with Lana/Liv didn’t make a ton of sense last night, but I’m interested to see where they’re going with it.
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Yes the Santino spot was transphobic. Yes it took away a spot from deserving women. But mostly it was just unfunny and interrupted the flow of the match. Don't even really need to be political to criticize it tbh.
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It should surprise absolutely no one that at the same time Trump runs his entire campaign on stoking fears about "antifa," WWE introduces a multi-cultural, anti-capitalist stable of hoodie-wearing "thugs" as its new villains.
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 29/30: @davemarshall89 (NSFW!) wrestles in Perth, Australia but garnered international attention when he started raising money for LGBTQ charities though his OnlyFans page. Hey, that's one way to give back to the community...!
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Just a casual reminder that Elvira is 69 years old and looks better than you because the power of Halloween is stronger than time itself.
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Im at a packed burlesque bar in NYC watching girls strip to WWE songs and the audience is 100% queer so, @WWE , let me just tell you how much money you are losing when you go out of your way to not include LGBTQ content on your shows. The audience is tipping in 20s.
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we already been knew
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Hello gays, This is a picture of Bianca Belair. She is a pro-wrestler who whips opponents with her 5’ long braid. We need to make her the next big thing. We have to do this to prove our power. We must support this queen. Thank you for your participation in advance.
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Remember that Thomas, Kavanaugh, and Alito opposed equal rights for LGBTQ people. Remember: these men do not believe LGBTQ people deserve equal rights. Do not ever let them forget it.
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Chyna was not a vindictive bitch looking for revenge. She was a mentally ill person struggling with addiction. She deserves to be remembered as the flawed hero she was to so many of us.
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I filmed this video with Chyna at her apartment 2 months before she passed... Anyone who questions how much she missed her wrestling family, or what the WWE Hall of Fame meant to her.. Watch. Might be some tears... Please RT. Let Chyna In. #LetChynaIn #WWEHOF #TeamChyna
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I hate that “pro wrestling with no audience is avant garde theater” article because pro-wrestling is often avant garde but critics are just classist and won’t see it
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Congrats to @MarkAHaggerty , who just now became the first openly gay ring announcer on television in the history of pro-wrestling! Watch him on @MLW RIGHT NOW!
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Fawning over allies when there are actual LGBTQ ppl to celebrate is the worst. HOWEVER @WWEAleister is THE BEST and I want to give him a lil kiss on his cheek for this.
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these wrestle boys need to get some designers who will mock up something that doesn't look like it belongs to a white supremacist biker gang smdh
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It’s #AEWALLOUT week for sure! Only a few pounds off from my target weight, thanks everybody... #DoTheWork New shirt becomes available this Thursday online at as well as Starrcast/All Out/PWTees store
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Cats out of the bag... @XavierWoodsPhD is on the Nobodies Watching Wrestling podcast! Episode's going live tomorrow!
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Bloomberg proves Bernie's argument that billionaires shouldn't exist. He spent $500 M I L L I O N on a campaign that failed miserably. Think of how many people that could have actually helped had it not been used on a bizarre, narcissistic campaign that changed nothing at all.
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"Don't treat me like a woman, don't treat me like a man..." Today is the third anniversary of @ChynaJoanLaurer 's death. For @NylonMag , I wrote about her enduring legacy and the impossible cruelty she overcame during her career.
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"MILEY WHATS GOOD" T SHIRTS FOR SALE, GET YOUR "MILEY WHATS GOOD" T SHIRTS FOR SALE LITERALLY ANYWHERE BY THIS TIME TOMORROW
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CAN WE NOT.
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Could @VinceMcMahon get it?
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God seriously fuck so many of these loser transphobic wrestling fans Get a fucking life
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 8/30: @RealMMartinez is one of the most widely respected performers working in pro-wrestling today. A symbol of grit, power, and resilience.
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Otis and Mandy is the only healthy romance WWE has ever depicted???
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Ok do Chyna next
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The short version is that intergender wrestling is consensual and domestic violence isn't. That's really it. Any counterargument is based in sexism.
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I'm not wading into the "intergender debate" again. It's a non-issue, to be honest. Here's my take from earlier this year on the ethics / aesthetics of integender wrestling, with input from @JoeyRyanOnline
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 18/30: @meowdyxyall is one of the most beloved wrestlers on the indies and has quickly become a death match icon. This cool cat's here to kick ass and get her belly rubbed.
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If wrestling isn't performance art why do y'all get so mad when your musical cues get messed up?
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All hail Burberry's high goth teaser for their SS23 show!
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dont make him say it again
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Perpetual reminder that Drag Race is the WWE of drag in that it is deeply behind-the-times in relation to the current standards within the industry and extremely myopic in its presentation of an already denigrated art form.
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This is the best drag king name I’ve ever seen
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I feel like it doesn’t need to be said but the argument that a trans woman in wrestling has an unfair advantage over her competitors is ridiculous for so many reasons the primary one being that THIS SHIT IS SCRIPTED SIS
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 6/30: Few people in the indie wrestling world are as universally feared — and beloved — as the Big Bad Kaiju, @AllDamnDayOShay . Relentlessly powerful and mercilessly intimidating. (Welcome to the family!)
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There is no longer a way to believe that Vince McMahon isn't a despicable villain. From now on, I expect only hard right wingers to come to his defense. The time for apologism is over. (No shade to the talent on his roster who are contractually obligated to not speak ill of him)
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 13/30: @viperpiperniven AKA Megaton Barbie is the powerhouse of the @NXTUK women's division. She's got a disarmingly pretty smile and the feistiest powerslams in the biz.
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The intergender "debate" does nothing other than proves how little most men understand about consent and how they can only view women as victims.
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hello i did a meme
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The general public still thinks most wrestling fans are backwoods rednecks but I’m currently watching a tribute to the end of Trump’s presidency on a wrestling show prominently featuring LGBTQ+ and women athletes so ... catch up, the rest of culture!
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. @GinnyLemon69 covering "Cover Girl" is the most charming thing I've ever watched
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LGBTQ talent AEW now has signed: Sonny Kiss Nyla Rose Kenny Omega The Babadook
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i still can't believe AEW was able to sign the babadook (photo via u/joelmorgan93 )
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WWE marks complaining about Atlas winning on first day of Pride. That actually seems like realism to me. Why wouldn't an openly gay athlete be working harder than ever to rep his community? Why wouldn't he perform better during this important time?
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Wrestling conspiracy theory: C*rnette is actually a false flag comedy wrestling enthusiast who ragetweets jokey spots to help them become viral
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Notice how for wrestling cultists, Edge's return was the biggest story to come of the rumble. But the ONLY thing anyone outside that cult that people took notice of was Naomi. Think about what that means. Really think about it.
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me: i think its so lame when gay bars advertise their events with pictures of shirtless dudes with abs. is that all gay culture has to offer? *3 seconds later* me: oh wait this is for a wrestling show nevermind
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politicians be like
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😍
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 1/30: It's impossible not to cheer for @TheDevonMonroe when he enters the ring. This rising star has already perfected a high-flying arsenal of lucha libre attacks, but he adds a bit of sass to every move.
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AEW: signs openly queer talent WWE: edits out text that reads "No Racism, No Homophobia"
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is this a Savage x Fenty ad
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Kind of amazing how WWE and AEW both totally bungled major opportunities at marketing during Pride by not showcasing LGBTQ+ talent, only collabing w/ anodyne orgs like GLAAD, refusing to engage w/ the drag world, and being afraid to engage w/ young queer influencers.
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Wrestling fans who shout the name of a WWE star that looks like the indie worker in the match you are currently watching: don’t do that
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AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER’S STORY ARC WAS TOLD THROUGH A WIG REVEAL ON RAW WRESTLING IS FUCKING DRAG
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The absolute pettiness of people complaining that AEW is putting over indie stars more than their own talent is astounding. These performers have been out of work for months and you're upset they're getting a well paid gig because it doesn't further a storyline? Pathetic.
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Gay people who aren't down with BLM: you know these white supremacists want you dead too, right?
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It begins!
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Straight people needed months of deliberation and paragraphs and paragraphs of text and to argue and explain that LGBTQ people are actual humans that deserve civil rights. That's what our lives mean to them. We are a theoretical discussion. Don't forget this.
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Lol @nwa has such a cool show with cool characters and a cool look and so many more people would watch it if C*rnette wasn’t on there spouting bigotry disguised as “jokes” that no one but boomers and incels find funny BUT GO OFF I GUESS
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I regret to inform you all that I had fun watching wrestling
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"if jordan myles was so upset about that shirt why didnt he say something when it came out" idk, maybe cause he had to give it some time and thought — something your dumbass didn't do before you fired off your tedious ass opinion
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HELLO I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING HOW YOUR PETS ARE DOING PLZ PROVIDE PHOTO EVIDENCE
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KEEP CANCELING CORPORATE PRIDE PARADES. JUST MEANS WE HAVE TO TAKE THE STREETS WITHOUT CORPORATIONS WHO DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US ANYWAY. FINE WITH ME.
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TIL: The creator of The Punisher, whose logo was bizarrely adopted by the Blue Lives Matter movement, was so incensed by the character's bizarre usage by police that he had the character literally address the issue in the comic itself.
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MORE DRAG QUEENS AT WRESTLING SHOWS; MORE WRESTLERS AT DRAG SHOWS
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Wrestling is art Arch of Hysteria by Louise Bourgeois vs Kairi Sane's Achor Submission
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SCREAMING
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ORANGE LOWERING HIS SUNGLASSES SKDKSKDK
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I missed the anniversary of this legendary drag moment!
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1 LGBTQ PRO WRESTLER FOR EACH DAY OF PRIDE 2/30: @HoganKnowsBest3 is as stylish as she is strong. Don't let her small stature fool you: this fiery fighter packs a powerful punch.
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The two genders are pro-wrestling and roller derby
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I reiterate: if any of us were as "moral" and "leftist" as our online presences allowed us to pretend to be, we'd all have been boycotting this company for a very long time.
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Protect your brain! Don't read the comments on WWE's Pride posts! You can just skip it! There is nothing to be gained from looking at those bigoted replies!
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I'm honestly just cackling at the thought of all these heterosexual wrestlers literally begging to be on the gay brunch show. It's so fucking funny. Wrestling really IS different from how it was even ten years ago, huh!
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Things that are avant garde in wrestling: Vince vs God ✅ Colt Cabana’s moveset ✅ Giving birth to a hand ✅ All Orange Cassidy matches ✅ Not avant garde: HLA ❌ “Gimme a hell yeah” ❌ Hulkamania ❌ Randy Orton doing anything ❌
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HIRE MORE LGBTQ+ PEOPLE! ONE PER COMPANY IS NOT ENOUGH!
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