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@epistemicdaddy

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@gabebergado Ur abuela’s so pretty!! Impressed with how she stayed so moisturized during the drought
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@dragonsnaydra she said get your fckng ass up and WORK
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@lZZlPOP now that's a natural comedian...
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@tajiwajiwa Stained Tupperware is like stretch marks and laugh lines— signs it’s had a good life
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@caprimotomami bc he's fish that's why he keep swimming
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@dumbsoftheart She won the idgaf war
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@chismosavirus did the karjenners do nothing for the elevation of brunettes in yt society?
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@loonaeves he would've been put through the parkwood-motown finishing school, media trained DOWN and groomed towards superstardom like chloë x halle
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@thunderxstorm07 @KaylaOrlando well yes, but social media has amplified it and there's plenty of money to be made off of people's insecurities/loneliness
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@melvsolar We used to be a proper country smh
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@junker_jo "The dreams and the fears into which Martha Stewart taps are not of “feminine” domesticity but of female power, of the woman who sits down at the table with the men and, still in her apron, walks away with the chips."
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@w5ssim this is why they angicized dune when they cast timothée
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i felt so loved this past weekend! 💐
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so hot out i was drenched by the time i got to my car
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high school vs. recently
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@Nicosaesthetic
Nico The Lowly Tarnished
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Highschool vs Recently
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@LucasPJohn i don't watch drag race but he's from my small town. his mom was always supportive of him doing theatre in hs, so I'm glad to see he's not just on drag race but also abbott elementary!
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Quote this tweet w/a pic of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥🥵
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@sighyam @DDarkHeartK she deserves distinction of the highest order from malacañang palace, this will heal the country
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@wolktress face card slaymaxxed so hard how can they not be motherpilled??
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My two poses: arm down & arm up 🤷🏾‍♂️
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👨🏾
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salaryman
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@HXRLEEN_V10 what was that first shot for? 😭😭😭
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@basic_d4d she looks soooo goood omg looking stronger than yesterday 😍
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the terrible and cruel rumours are true
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@willyesitsme her hand reaching around inside, looking for cheeks to grab
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considering whether or not to order plum wine
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@Targ_Nation They let Danaerys keep her hair after she walked into that pyre, they could’ve at least let Cersei rock a mean bob that last season…
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@tomwambgans They kept their finger on the pulse so much it cut off their circulation…
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@rumibey I'd check in. she's reaching out for help and she can't hide from her friends who been knowing her since she was 10
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@tyler02020202 finding prince charming was cancelled bc of this exact reason
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back to work today 🙃
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2018-2023– been quite the journey and it’s not over yet
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@lchtnr_
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2018-2023 Merci les 25kg en moins (j’ai si honte de la première photo)
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@chrisisclueless @chrswsh they expect the queen part but get scared when the butch comes out
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first time seeing diet coke in a glass bottle
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@kristnmerrilees Can’t stand capitalism unless it caters to me (a memento mori in a bright pink package depicting the emergence from the myopic utopia of childhood)
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@hugefarm "g in lgbt" as if his entire financial fate and the concequences of his financial choices are determined by who he's attracted to...
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Instagram husband duties
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Captivated by you, baby, like a fireworks show ✨
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123 (just got my free iced coffee) LET'S GO
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Hot summer nights, mid-July
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@sovereignswifts her singles during this era were... interesting choices
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black men with glasses >>>>
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@IAmNotOnDuty
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Black men with glasses >>>>
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@notgwendalupe BU-BU-BUCKIN FOR A FREAKOUT
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The face of someone a week out from his last year of law school just patiently waiting for that refund to hit for the second-to-last time 😊
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😪
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@heyjaeee
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Quote this with your best pit pic of 2023 pls
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saweatie
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@computer_gay they put sean connery in a wig to play james bond in the 60s, the recipe's been available
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@computer_gay body dysmorphophobia sucks 😢😢😢
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@alexhaedda @positivelyupset I'm perceiving you're put off by your haughty perception of her bc she *checks notes* told girls to develop confidence apart from their looks? what are some alternative ways toto talk about the place of physical appearance in our culture that you would have preferred?
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Keeping cool in this swamp crack weather
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me after swallowing a breakfast sandwich in whole (ignore the crumbs)
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random lady at the hotel said i look way different in black-- she said my energy was brighter than this
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78 degrees & gloomy skies in tx today
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@Edxquisite if he was gonna go for that yt girl, you were gonna give him karen like he's never seen before 😭😭😭
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one of my fav thrift finds ever is this red tour shirt 🧣
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tl cleanse
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ok so when filipino men were rizzing up yt women in dance halls, yt men started riots and mobilized to criminalize swirling... now, a century later, middle-aged yt men are importing filipina brides into the country—you can't make this shit up
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wtf?????
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reached underneath my desk and my shirt ripped 😭😭😭
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siobhan to anna while she's fighting for her life #AHSDelicate
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I'm convinced the typical queer is scared of feminine gay men because they're a reflection of what they've had to kill within themselves to feel desirable
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I’m convinced the typical queer is scared of masculine fit gay men because they’re a reflection of everything they failed to be.
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if you want that effortless, just rolled out of bed look just roll out of bed 🤷🏾‍♂️ idk what to else to tell you
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@JamzLnd wait u ate that
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it's bambi bitch
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@dashiellsilva i feel like I'm in on a secret conversation backstage i love it
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@paoloquimbo @thvrd He will always be an icon to me, this is still one of my favorite songs
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do you know what's in ur oj?? 🧐🍊 i read the label so you dont have to
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@sopeworld_13 @FlLLEFATALE the internet lets people be blatantly racist and we will cringe at this in the future
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Old Testament: New Testament:
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@DaricCott you put this so well
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Summer days w/ @blasianbhaby 🧡
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@mujaya_ incels wanna be girls soo bad they're engaging in female intrasexual competitive rhetoric from the outside
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@fuglibetty We are losing recipes! Such a canary in the coal mine of queer culture
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@PaulSkallas it's all fun and games until the gays come flock to this bc another man showed interest in you, indicating your appeal as a high value male iktr
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@toomuchcappping @krystalsoboujee she's not giving bbl just a natural beauty
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this t-break shit is so hard ngl i couldn't sleep last night and so i just stayed up all night reading
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i love "lover." i love "daylight." i love the message at the end of that album and that song, respectively: "i wanna be defined by the things that I love-- not the things i hate, not the things I'm afraid of... i just think that... 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦."
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me & my on repeat
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@fuglibetty Who among the Pig Bottoms will shatter this glass ceiling?
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@JamiePastore9 @rhcm123 Every city she’s been in the US has been like a coronation event, iktr
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me and my on repeat
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@chrswsh
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Me and my on repeat
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I don’t think Rush was meant to be a political statement, it’s literally music to huff poppers to on a sweaty dance floor.
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@VlRTUALBOY On why the Troye Sivan “Rush” video actually feels hurtful to some LGBT people:
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I think part of the shock value of this photo is that our imagination of Zuck’s body is as soft & slippery, like a seal, and this photo-op shatters expectations and instead gives Otter™️
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Y’all would definitely be messaging this torso on Grindr don’t lie
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imagine having this type of mystique 2pac had. even after you're long gone people are STILL speculating who you were bedding, watching videos of you at 17 trying to confirm their bias, counting each instance of a limp wrist...
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