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im retiring from xeets
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@robertperchance
only thing im gonna do is annoy del taco
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me when i see a gay couple kissing next to me (i support them my chair just fell over)
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elon musk after i send 40 TB worth of fortnite porn into his brain
Elon Musk announces that the first human has received a brain implant from his startup Neuralink.
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"this property was constructed 15 years ago by-"
dream, ninjamuffin, and various other epstein disciples:
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the security guy: "oh no! my flashlight has seized! how will i ever five nights at freddy's 2 now?"
withered foxy:
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walter: jesse we need to slay
jesse: but mistah white, we already slayed, there's no need
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walter: no jesse, not serving cunt, i need you to get samples of tungsten, oxygen, potassium, and erbium
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moral of the story: i ate a really good cheeseburger this one time it had an egg on it omg mmmffgghh,,mm,,/
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walter: wow jesse, not cool. anyways, time to slay
*slays*
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*two hours later*
jesse: wassup i got your crap they were on sale at target
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jesse: i also got you some new pride merchandise, not sure why you added that to the shopping list
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*walter puts on pride merchandise*
walter: because it's pride month, do you want to try this on
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jesse: yo mr white, what the hell did you slay?
walter: you see jesse, combining tungsten, oxygen, potassium, and erbium creates the WOKER compound
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WHAT ARE YOU DIPPING YOUR FRIES IN?
YOU CANT SAY GALLIUM
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walter: the failed WOKER compound got my account suspended from its rampant slur throwing... all my banger tweets... vanished...
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jesse: uhh.. it doesn't look very woke... are you sure this was a good idea
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they got hit by a speeding 18 wheeler while crossing the street and unfortunately died...
moral of the story: look both ways before crossing the road
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jesse: dumbass that didn't happen remember you can tweet as many slurs as you want now
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On another note… these Vivian drawings did really well, I should probably do more paper mario gals
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@dislyte
what if i made an advertisement where i just swing my giant cock and balls at the camera how would you like that
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springtrap: hahah it's over five night freddy, i've won!!
the spring lock that has sprung locked:
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mr white: jesse we need to cook
pinkman: but mistah white, we already cooked, there's no need
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walter: no jesse, not crystal meth, i need you to get samples of rhenium sulfur tungsten oxygen and boron
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holy shit jesse thats fucking badass lets go get some burge from mcdonald
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*two hours later*
jesse: wassup i got your crap they were on sale at target
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*both put on hazmat suit*
waltuh: because jesse, we live in new mexico
J. Pinkman: yeah that makes sense i guess
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pinky: i also got us some new hazmat suits, not sure why target has all this stuff
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jess: yo mr white, what the hell did you make?
walty: you see jesse, combining rhenium sulfur tungsten oxygen and boron creates the compound RESWOB.
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pink: uhh.. it doesn't look very stable... are you sure this was a good idea
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How I would fix the Mario Movie by making 1 small change to Mario: a thread 🧵
(SPOILERS!!)
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math is not blue green red yellow or any color. math is the drug that walter and jesse cooked in breaking bad
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Deleting Hell, keeping my username. This app is Twitter.
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trans person: im trans
rick and morty: BASED SPONGEBOB
hard af laser blueberry:
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elon musk: i sure do love standing on the side of the road on march 7th, 2024!
drunk driver going 80 mph in a 35:
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i'm the rizzler, and that's gyat. i will never be peppino, and that's npc. there's no one i'd rather be than ohio
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Overall these small changes would improve the pacing, flesh out some of the main characters' motivations more, and overall provide the audience with a deeper emotional impact
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erm…,,,. looks like they were triggered by a joke i made... pretty LIBERAL of them ngl
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LIBERAL 9/11: the TRANSGENDER hijackers hit the TWINK TOWERS
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BREAKING BAD 2: THE MORE AWESOMER (A THREAD)
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getting married is like air fryer
being single is like ps5
this is what society doesn't want to tell us....
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“stick to venting bro”
I’m supposed to wait until they ban imposters under the guise of it ‘corrupting our crewmates’ before I can sabotage a “sus” word about these scientists?
This effects everyone “imposter”, and the implications are even worse for mira hq
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I HAVE SEX WITH MEN GRAAAAHHHH
I would post this if it wasn’t the single worst fucking image I have ever seen in my life
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