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19 • UIowa • Haven't even had sex in ages (sigh) #DaBears • i run @epicbowcer
he / him
Joined June 2023
HE'S A HARD HITTING EMPLOYEE!!. THE OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR THE TEST!!. A NAME YOU ALL KNOW: IT STARTS WITH A K!!. PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW SUSPECT TEST: KYUREM!!
Kyurem is being suspect tested in SV OU after receiving high survey support from the public and sufficient internal support from the tiering council!. For more:
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@fyridk gay squid games !! you're next challenge: find the PRONOUND!!😂😂. gay squid game challenger: i don't like pronoun you cant get me you woke mobs😡 *gets sent to ohio*. MF DOOM: there's only one queer left.
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@Finchinator2 kyurem when tera hasn't been used and the opponent dares to breathe in its presence
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@Zootzie_ me at the poop pizzeria: hi can i get a slice of pizza, and can i get some poop on it.
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@Stunfisk_Sub when people started using diglett in BW OU when dugtrio was banned but arena trap was still legal that was pretty funny.
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@MoxieBoosted I was never lefties, I'm choice band, makes me more formidable .Call me Mr. grassy terrain, I got hella heals.Shorty cute, and her circle too, told her get a room.She gon' make me glide with my dog like I'm rillaboom
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people calling this the worst coachella lineup ever but we have tyler the creator and hatsune miku performing on the same day
COACHELLA 2024 LINEUP🎡. HEADLINERS —.• TYLER, THE CREATOR.• DOJA CAT .• LANA DEL REY . • Lil Uzi Vert.• Lil Yachty.• Ken Carson .• Destroy Lonely.• Skepta.• Ice Spice.• NAV.• Tyla.& MORE!. Thoughts?
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