Emily
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"Queen of Movie Recs. Joe Biden's neighbor. Fluent in GIF. Will write your bio for meals." -Bio courtesy of @Suiter_LA
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@notcapnamerica
You know Yellow Shirt is also the one who reminds the teacher that she forgot to collect last night’s homework assignment.
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We could have avoided having Justin Timberlake trending every 6 months if everyone had just given JC Chasez the career he deserved…
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@HillaryClinton
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@JoeBiden
Thank you for fearlessly paving the way for this moment. Someone else may be the one to break that ultimate glass ceiling, but not without the cracks you’ve left behind. WE LOVE YOU HILLARY! 💛💕
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@notcapnamerica
@Peggynoonannyc
Anyone who uses words like “insubstantial” and “frivolous” to describe Kamala Harris, hasn’t spent one single second watching or listening to Kamala Harris.
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Watching
@douglasemhoff
sneak a taste while everyone has their backs turned is my entire Thanksgiving mood
On what she’ll miss most from California is this year? Family and her herb garden.
“They’re legal, all of them,”
@KamalaHarris
with a weed joke.
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@jimtews
I have a Rue too! (The senior citizen, not the teenager) Always on her back too. Smh.
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David Muir is getting on my nerves during this
#ABC2020
interview, but the way Joe and Kamala keep serving him back with calm, thoughtful, focused, logic is some Serena Williams Wimbledon level shit.
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@Jessnj4554
That’s amazing! I’m looking forward to another 4 years where I get to watch so many others be relieved of the same anxieties! Life changing for sure!
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@PettyLupone
Dude watching unbothered from the back of the tailgate and swinging his feet while the entitled white lady gets served a deep dish of wildlife karma 😂 He is me. I am him.
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Also, for everyone in my mentions talking about “buying votes”… I’ve been voting Democrat since the year I became eligible to do so. If you want to talk about “bought and paid for” maybe call up your Republican senators and ask them how much $$$ they took from the NRA last year
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The Wizard of Oz may be 81 years old, but I will forever feel like a wide eyed little kid staring in unblinking amazement when Dorothy’s world transitions from lifeless black and white to full color. Feels like the first time, every time.
#TCMParty
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@thescottevans
Us: Can’t 2020 give us at least one good thing?
Chris Evans:
Thank you for your service, Cap.
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@chris_notcapn
The fact that she said straight out “I’m going to tell them there’s an African American man threatening my life” says she knew EXACTLY what she was doing and what kind of outcome she was hoping for.
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@NotHoodlum
@Sassysally727
My only goal in life is to one day possess the level of savage shade throwing as Nancy Pelosi.
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@burzeksanatomy
Jive put every resource into JT’s album, tried to create distance by not letting JC do R&B when that’s always been his bread & butter and kept delaying his album release so it wouldn’t compete with Justin’s. Jive didn’t just drop the ball with JC they actively worked against him
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@chrissyteigen
My parents dressed me as a hot dog for Halloween too. Everyone thought I was a butterfly.
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@JortsTheCat
“Why are you wet?” are the first words out of my mouth 4 out of 5 mornings
The answer:
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@EdnaNelsen
@notcapnamerica
@RealDeanCain
“Who cares what a stranger’s thoughts are”
-A stranger expressing their thoughts
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@tify330
Maybe I’m being overly optimistic but I don’t think Fetterman stands a chance. I grew up & still work in Delco and “progressive” candidates don’t do well around here. The only people I’ve heard talking about him aren’t even registered to vote. Curious to see how it plays out…
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If watching the first two episodes of
@TheActOnHulu
taught me anything, it’s that there IS a wrong way to eat pizza.
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@tedcruz
Even if this were true, I would expect an elected official posting a memorial for a longtime fellow colleague would be able to make the distinguishment slightly better than a random stranger off the street.
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@notcapnamerica
I live in Wilmington and black women and their daughters and moms and friends are out on every single street in a 5 mile radius. I’ve never seen this city so full.
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I wish
@Chewy
had the option to just pay a shipping fee and have an empty box sent to you. Like.. I don’t necessarily *need* anything, but my cats could use a new cardboard box to play in.
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Me watching white men angry cry while facing consequences for their actions for the first time ever.
#KavanaughHearings
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@QondiNtini
Imagining a world in which Senator Bae and Senator My Boo talk over lunch about the newest adventures of
@StickQondi
🥰
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@SashaBeauloux
If only they felt this much heartache and pain when the 2016 election was stolen… 🤷♀️
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@QondiNtini
You shouldn’t be allowed to be that hot and have a good heart. It’s too much power for one man to yield.
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@notcapn_america
Don’t even bother buying a cat bed. This trash queen has been sleeping on an empty pizza box (don’t worry, I vacuumed the crumbs out) 22/7 for the past year.
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Welp, humanity had a good run. RIP all of us.
You thought they were gonna stop at COVID-19 ?
Now Republicans in Kansas are trying to do away with vaccine mandates in schools for all diseases.
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@SashaBeauIoux
He looked visibly annoyed when they were shouting while Biden was speaking about Beau.
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@notcapnamerica
Cats have a lot of vital organs particularly by their “pouch” area. Showing her belly to you means she trusts you and feels safe around you. 😊
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@KatieRye75
Nah. JC never would have profited off of her with “Cry Me a River” or thrown her under the bus to Barbara Walters.
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“Hi, we’re NSync!” is the “Avengers, Assemble” for elder millennial women
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All I know is, if Kamala Harris was my momma, I wouldn’t even think about coming home past curfew. Yikes!
WHEW. Kamala put her foot right on Chad’s neck and didn’t let up until she was good and ready. 😳
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@Gooddoghowell
@notcapnamerica
I’ve thought this from the start. They want to cover both of sides of the fence to protect themselves no matter which way the cards ultimately fall. How else could a relationship this contentious survive??
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The fact that there’s that many people in your Cabinet who need pardons..... 😳
Per Bloomberg: In addition to himself, his family, and Rudy Giuliani, Trump has the following on his list for pre-emptive pardons:
Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, senior adviser Stephen Miller, personnel chief John McEntee, and social media director Dan Scavino.
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@thescottevans
Honestly, if those biceps didn’t rip that sweater apart at the seams, I doubt anything is capable of destroying it. Give it your best shot!
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Since everyone on the internet is feeling particularly miserly today, here is my 14 year old nearly deaf, cataract ridden, perfect boy enjoying his favorite place last week 💙🌊
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@criticalthotcop
Getting to watch people experiencing Marvel movies for the first time is my favorite thing ever. Thanks for the live tweets!
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My nemesis just came to my door and got his grubby, non-social distancing, Cheeto covered (probably) hands all over my door handle and I somehow managed not to spray him in the eye with Lysol. I feel like
@rgay
would be proud of me today.
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#OMG
by
@toddcarey
is one of those songs you just have to sing loudly into your hair dryer and dance to in your underwear.
#SorryNotSorry
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My question is.... who at Fox News thought having Mayor Pete, an Afghanistan war veteran, on to discuss disparaging comments made about the military wouldn’t end badly for them?
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"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
@RoguePOTUSStaff
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@MarvelDuchess
This may be my all time. Didn’t even wait for the furniture to be moved in before she got down to business.
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@film114
@MarqRobinson
Agreed. A friend used to work in the salon that SJP gets her hair done at. She said she came in and asked another apprentice for recommendations (that they technically weren’t allowed to give) and afterward sent him a card that said “Never be afraid to speak your mind. Love, SJP”
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@oliverdarcy
Bet Ted Cruz’s family wishes he had lost his temper stepping up to defend them...
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@HollyHu85619202
@OLIVARESS1
I know getting your period for the first time can be emotionally taxing, but you might want to take an Ibuprofen, grab a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You’ll feel better in the morning, sweetie.
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Me trying to watch
#SharkWeek
and read
@WhySharksMatter
's tweets simultaneously.
http://t.co/LIp6SfDS1d
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If Rihanna doesn’t give birth to a baby girl, I’m gonna need her to push that baby back in and try again. It’s what we deserve.
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I’m not exaggerating when I say there were multiple occasions when watching Kamala Harris on CSPAN was the *only* thing getting me through over the last 4 years.
She’s a fighter no matter the odds and I am so damn excited to watch her finally be sworn in tomorrow.
This is Kamala Harris talking to her staff after Trump won the election (and she won hers)
Tomorrow — Trump is evicted from the WH and she moves in.
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“Donald Trump is a loser”
I love my petty ass President 😂😂😂
Folks, if anyone is wondering whether your vote matters, remember this.
Because Black Americans voted, I am president, Kamala Harris is a historic vice president, and Donald Trump is a loser.
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@chris_notcapn
Mine got out once by accident then sat at the door yelling until I let him back him. And like, I don’t speak cat, but I’m almost positive he was cursing me out on the way back in. 🙄
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The look on these girls faces are exactly how I look watching judicial hearings on CSPAN.
Loved this exchange w/ Sadie in Keene, NH, who wanted advice from
@KamalaHarris
on being a good public speaker.
”Have you learned about the Titanic?”...
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Seeing the “Kamala is a cop” people out trying it today is the quickest way to tell they haven’t done a single ounce of research on her career.
Changing antiquated institutions from the inside is something Kamala Harris has done from day one whether she had the support or not.
.
@KamalaHarris
:My career was focused on abuse of women & children. I would stand in front of a jury & say the penal code wasn't just designed to protect your image of snow white.She may be a drug addicted prostitute that doesn't mean that she wasn't raped."
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I love that the only English phrases I’ve heard Bong Joon Ho speak are “Thank you let’s go home” and “I’m ready to drink tonight.” We would be best friends.
#TheOscars
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@HillaryClinton
Thank YOU! You are responsible for this. You may have lost your respective battle, but you’ve inspired so many other people to win the war and for that I will be forever grateful.
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@BidenHarrisBro
Funny how NOW they’re mad at someone staying in the race too long for selfish reasons and not in... oh, I don’t know... 2016 when it fucking mattered... 🙄
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This is my favorite Pete Buttigieg video of all time. We need more Trekkies in the White House!
To be serious - Pete Buttigieg is great and all, but is America really ready for a nerd Vice President?
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@WhySharksMatter
There’s a Wobbegong square AND it comes with a note about the importance of conservation on the back!
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@KHiveQueenB
Me too! I recently read that INFP’s enjoy writing but struggle to b/c our brains don’t function in a linear way. It made so much sense b/c I’ve always written from end to beginning and move paragraphs around like puzzle pieces. Understanding this has made it much less frustrating
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@Jillbles
@KendraJames_
@WichitaMark
Exactly me, but with Micky. I made my mom get there hours early so we could be first in line. I was crushing too hard to even say anything to him 😂
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A - MEN! 🙌🙌🙌
THIS, ALL OF THIS!! WOW!!
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@QondiNtini
This is the most delightfully chaotic thread I have ever experienced. Your brain is a treasure. 😂🤣
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@Hopey_70
@POTUS
@JoeBiden
@VP
@KamalaHarris
Coming off of private after all the hate I got for having mine forgiven to say…
CONGRATS!!!!! 🍾🎉🥳
I know the relief you must be feeling right now! Don’t let ANYONE steal your joy in this moment! You’ve worked so hard and deserve every bit of it! ❤️
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