Emily Monson
@emilydmonson
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I'm still just trying to get people to start a Cake cover band with me
Joined June 2014
I think I've decided that tonight I'm gonna delete a bunch of my social media for a while. Not forever. Just a while. I'll keep Facebook bc band and pokemon go bc I'm trash
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I'm so excited for my midlife crisis
Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.
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RT @venice_douglas: Sorry to disturb your scrolling,we don’t know each other but I wish you all the best in life and may all things work ou…
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Today one of my students ran away in the middle of school. As a teacher this is the worst feeling ever. They still have not found her. Cameras caught her running into the woods during lunch.
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I woke up in the middle of the night and was like well, time to watch the cell saga, I guess
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