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@masalasodagirl
translation: the world has come to this that a guy fulfilling his responsibility is to be considered something to be proud of. if a human can't even do this much then why even call them a human. there's no need to be all "as he should" in this whole thing.
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I'd assume he means it in somewhat good faith but he's been weird all over the tl since yesterday for no good reason and is just arguing with everyone even when it's uncalled for so I am inclined to say he qrted you to hate on you😭. can be read both ways.
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@ClassicalSocdem
This is a bad picture to use for an example because New England getting asteroided will cost the Dems 2 to 4 senate seats instead.
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@GreatLakes32nd
From what I see:
They had 30 governors between 1670 to 1790, i.e. under the colonial system.
After 1790, the governors were chosen by the General Assembly and served two year nonrenewable terms. This bungled the number to 68 governors by the time of the Civil War.
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I think about her every time I namaste someone. she is so dear to my heart.
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she learned about the Sugauli Sandhi of 1872 B.S.💔
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"yesto gaule ahh ppl w 2.5gpa" personally I think you should be dragged face down on a concrete pavement
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@GreatLakes32nd
Unrelated but I can't help but think how much he reminds me of Phil's dad in Modern Family. Also in the show his dad resided in Florida so it adds an extra layer.
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When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,
I wonder to myself:
Who has the other half of my egg?
Two strangers;
Living their lives;
Sharing an egg.
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this one still takes the cake
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I feel like Holi is the peak extrovert festival. is there a peak introvert festival?
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guys you remember the time I went on a 111 days hunger strike for Puerto Rican independence
thrifted pants & a jacket borrowed from my mother
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@jordynnjahseh
you're gonna be the first nepali to get a 100k likes tweet I'm so proud to call you oomf🥹❤️
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reply for a random topic
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@GreatLakes32nd
During and after the civil war, there were 4 more unelected governors. Afterwards they were finally chosen by popular vote. From 1926 to 1978, it was 4 year terms, not consecutively renewable.
45 governors by popular vote. The 2-year terms was what really spiked the numbers.
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@ImSaGa__
ay runche kura bhukna sakchas bhaney clapback handa defend pani garna sik na k reply hide gardai basira
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good thing I don't have class tomorrow because I would actually jump off the 5th floor that my class is on if I had to hear my peers talk about this.
multiple people I know irl are too ride or die for a guy of his caliber it actually makes it a lot depressing.i
Breaking: क्रिकेटर सन्दीप लामिछानेले पाटन उच्च अदालत बाट सफाइ पाएका छन् ।
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did this woman see my tweet why is she texting me out of nowhere
found out that my half-sister got engaged because her fuckass tiktok showed up on my fyp as "in your contacts"
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thinking about that half nepali half filipino oomf who's bf lost a testicle due to south lalitpur ko bato but I don't remember their @ and the search isn't showing anything either
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btw it goes:
tato momo chiso jhol
tato momo tato jhol
chiso momo tato jhol
chiso momo chiso jhol
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@ettingermentum
Trump insulting McCain that one time and its consequences have been a disaster for the Arizona GOP
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I stay off twitter for half a day and oomf's ex has ratioed kranti dai
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Introverts are both "fast replier" and "never replies" kinda of people. It depends on their mood and who you are. If you know, you know.
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I actually love caring
what I don't like is having to give a fuck
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kasto humiliating experience bhaidira aaja. pathao ma basera gaira thiye cap udera kaa pugdira. feri dai lai rockera, jharera, tui-tui hindai lina gaye. paid him an extra 5 for his trouble (khujura thiyena dubai jana sanga)
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75 years and 366 days of genocide. Some day Palestine shall be free.
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when you turn 27 they come to your house and delete spotify from your phone and if you redownload it they cut off your ears
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@RuNoseP
It is fun looking at the closest states section in elections wikis and New York being the tipping point state in almost every single one.
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Hating the rain isn't enough, I need to fight Indra 1v1
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guys unfortunately I have committed the sin of making a joke in the college group chat. worse yet that I got five laugh reactions and it is such a high it is even better than twitter likes.
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men will call your son a monkey and then proceed to beg you to take a wicket
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congratulations to oomf on becoming the first nepalian to get a tweet with 100K likes. this is a proud moment and I feel like crying.
#NepaliLeChancePayoKiGarcha
#BWBIN
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It's funny how for like 15 years Tom Cruise hasn't let a single thing about scientology escape his lips where a normal person might hear it and yet 99% of people are like lol yeah tom cruise he's the spokesman for scientology he never stops talking about it
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I lasted 18 days who cheered
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someone will qrt this saying "the modern day Treaty of Versailles" and get a 100k likes because no one on here knows an ounce of history
Rumors suggest that Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter are discussing a possible collaboration.
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market fragmentation on the basis of sexual orientation call that market fagmentation
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do brahmins and chettris not do shraddhas at all during the rest of the year and fulfill the quote during 16 shraddha? how does it work? I used to think I get it but I don't
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@GeorgismFan
In the words of
@nikicaga
, “The British are more native to the Falklands than they are to Britain”.
Personally I want The Falklands to be an independent nation, simply because I hate both the British and the Argentinians.
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ouzi dai is my most shown in feed on instagram lord help us all
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that lake has been there for so long that there is definitely a whole new lifeform in there atp. we need another Manjushree to come and cut through it so we can create a new valley.
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TirimiriDai will not appear in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’
(Source: ...)
Taylor Swift will not appear in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’
(Source: )
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neighbors called the cops on me because I was barking too loud
Dua Lipa shares video trying to sit down in her Golden Globes dress.
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frank ocean lyric bot is not a gay guy???😭I never bothered to open the pfp either so there's that
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@RuNoseP
I remembered this very good tweet explaining her politics so I went to find it to quote here and apparently you were the one you made it lmao💀
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the more regret and despair I endure, the more I love this movie; the more I love this movie, the more I hate the people who call it overated; the more I hate the people who call it overrated, the more I love this review
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I don't use the mute thing at all, I only have two muted accounts even
never before have I ever felt the need to do this. this is officially my first muted word on here.
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dedh plate at Kasthamandap Momo is the best thing ever I just wish they didn't always serve in these tiny ass bowls
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@350_brat
you are too humble! didn't even bring up the time you ran back and forth in that burning building and saved the lives of those hundred people.
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seeing the American right's perception of climate change go from “it is not real” to “well it is because China is the largest CO2 emissions producer” in real time.
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watching in horror as my thulomumy uses mobile data without package to make a messenger video call
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विदेश गएर पनि आफ्नो संस्कृति नबिर्सिने, यस्तो पो हुनु पर्छ त हाम्रो युवा।
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if you are a buhari who is not at her sasurali and I am a jwai who is not at his sasurali then who is flying the plane
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don't make me tap the sign
i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children
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"why do you only tweet opinions and not stuff about your day-to-day life" one time I tweeted how I accidentally wore the underwear I had washed to dry and went out like that and people gave me death threats
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imagine the lady at Kharyaloom tells him "kaile kai bhauju pani liyera aaunu na dai"
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missing ouzi dai because he'd post this saying from South Lalitpur
#LautAaoOuziDai
The Aurora Lights at Lakeside-6,Pokhara, I’m speechless ✨️🥰
#Aurora
#Auroraborealis
#aurora
#solarstorm
#SolarFlare
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the only power I want in life is the ability to get under someone's skin like this
"What happened to YouTubers man..
I can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money, simple. How does this benefit their fans?
This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them.
Do better."
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I'm so funny
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we should have Romanoved these fuckers
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this feels like if I wrote a thesis paper and a scholar I admire cited it in one of their future works (idk the feeling I'm just saying shit (it feels good is the point))
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I kind of love my layout
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