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People who eat amala and other swallows with cutlery have no home training.
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@COUNTRY_YOO
@MrMekzy_
Laughs in Section 326 (3) of the Nigerian Criminal Code 🙂
Any person who‐
(3) aids another in killing himself;
is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for life.
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omg i promised myself not to be emotional. why am i crying this night?😭 congratulations Mojisola. YOU DID IT fr🥳
Bachelor of Laws (LL.B)🥹
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as i dey laugh at nysc postings, make i no cry when law school starts posting o😭
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jesus! stabilizer that was 22k is now 100k???? wtf man. i should’ve just bought this stupid thing then ffs
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this time next year, i’ll tweet this too IJN
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i owe my friends these kind of pictures in February 2024. O pe ju December 2024🙈🙏🏽
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“i can’t believe we did it again”
“let’s promise this will be the last time”
need like mad😔
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people keep saying “you people are too excited about law school. don’t worry you’ll get tired when you resume” etc.
do i look like someone that’s excited to go back to school??? i just want to resume & get it out of the way so i can plan my life accordingly ffs! 🤦🏽♀️ ara nkan mi
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January 1st 2023, one of my cousins gave me 100k for Christmas & New year. I been wan craze because it was like bastard money to me. December 20th, 2023, 100k doesn’t mean the same thing to me.
I made mad progress this year. I’m really really proud of myself. Thank God for God🫡
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It’s really crazy how sometimes, in your head you think you’re opening up and being vulnerable but in actual fact you’re just digging your grave.
Makes me wonder if it’s actually worth it or if it’s best to just filter certain parts.🫠
Conclusion: Be mysterious.🙃
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@Najerhatou
@khadijat_ibrahi
@dibby_ranch
@ABDULKA46299825
@Diallo_SZN
@smartjacobi
“With illiterate people” 😂
Nothing in your head. Just vibes
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if i wear this, i’ll be so unstoppable 🧍🏽♀️
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Last year, I took part in this competition and I've been announced as one of the winners😌🤗
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i’m coming back with husband from law school sha. posting me and mine pictures 25/12/2024🙏🏽
stay tuned🫵🏽
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“Hot peniz”
“Hot peneiz”
“But one, get one free”
Werey😂
Lol I see girls quoting this with, "hope you guys can learn". But isn't this normal tho? (Intense ad)
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Nonso Amadi was really down bad in “tonight”.
wym you don’t mind being number 2??😭
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calling someone because you promised to call and praying they don’t pick is actually a thing😂
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You can also almost draw a straight line from having parents that shut you down to becoming a non-confrontational person js js.
You can literally draw a straight line from having abusive parents to growing up with low self-esteem and settling for any boy/man who even shows you the littlest bit of care and attention. As long as you don’t have to go back to that house. I’ve seen it many times.
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Going to keep my thing brief. Women with forehead are very wicked 💀
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@TheLazyCheff
Idk but it looks like dark brown chinos trousers🥴. I don’t think it’s what people are saying it is sha.
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Some employers deserve jail time
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Na him type dem dey refer to when they said you’ll get pregnant if a man touches you😭
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“sit down there” aspa dog??
look at the women saying hmm and agreeing with him🤦🏽♀️
"I feel like women are not supposed to compete with men, they are just supposed to complement them, that's why I can't say I am a feminist"
- Tolani Baj a.k.a TBaj
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i still don’t know if i want to post my convocation pictures tomorrow 😭 anxiety wan wound me🫠
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i’m so happy for the law schools babies getting donations mehn. God bless all the donors 🙏🏽
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I need people to free themselves from the shackles of conventional relationships.
To each his own🫠 Mind your business 🙏🏽
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my aunt asked me to kneel down so she can pray for me as i’m going to NLS this morning. pls why did she insert “you will find the bone of you bone and the flesh of your flesh where you’re going” in the prayer???
i couldn’t help it. i just started laughing 😭
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really hate it when someone that has been popping in my mind checks on me first. they won’t believe that you actually planned to reach out ugh 🫠
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“I like crazy babes” “Crazy babes are my type”
Until you meet the one wey go pass you💀
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Jemima just lost our 611 days streak. I feel like I’m going to pass out😭
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Just don’t waste your strength o. Just walk away.
Na you go dey convince them you’re different every 2 working days😭
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
You have no business being in a relationship with someone who has “given up on love” and says things like this.
Anything you see, you better collect it like that.
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just got off one long ass call w my aunty and she used half of the call to tell me to be “open-minded”. i told her the men here are not ‘fine’ and she said potential ni koma wo???
is there one deadline i wasn’t informed of egbami?🤣😂
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i raise you situationship breakup. you no go even know if you get the right to feel the things you’re feeling 😂
omo talking stage breakup
hits harder than relationship break up
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Never again😂✋🏾 Chest it like a mf in your room o. Dem go wan use advice and stories wound you for one month straight.
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@shfarnsworth
“Don’t be mad you don’t have a movement, be glad you don’t need one”
I felt that...
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@Venorite
@KhalidOshoke
Yes until someone brings it up later in the future. It’s better to clear your name now
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Yes I’m very weak. I’m doing it for me ejo😂 You’re literally seeking their validation “see o I’m doing better w/o you” abeg abeg.
blocking is for the weak fr , you are going to witness my growth every step of the way .
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This man just sent a waiter to tell me to come??
I don die😭Asin I should come to your table so you can toast me? At my grandmother’s burial????😂😂
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a man will buy a car/property in his name when his wife doesn’t have any and it’s yaaaay.
a woman buys the same in her name when her husband doesn’t have any and all of a sudden “you made him feel less of a man. you bruised his ego. you didn’t respect him”
LOL
Marriage palava: I was successful, Now I am almost homeless. So sad 😭
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it’s not always ‘slavery’. i’ve made peace w the fact that i’m not an entrepreneurial person. i like routines. i like flexible 9-5s
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when he’s done, we’ll continue from there🙏🏽 e go too hot.
tbh if my girl ever cheats on me I'll tie her to a chair and make her watch me have sex with the man she cheated on me with
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It’s okay to be a villain in someone’s story. You can’t always be a good person/hero.
28. One thing you wish everyone would make their peace with?
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There’s literally a formula to solve this guys😭
May we never use our hard-earned money to buy problems our hands cannot solve🤲🏽.
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silver jewelry >>>>>>
i really don’t get the appeal of gold jewelry tbh
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me 🤝🏽 casually slipping my tats into every conversation.
xyz: you look tired, is the task stressing you?
me: not really. i just hit my side on the desk rn. yk the side where i got my tats😭😂😂😂
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the way alarms start going off from 4am in this place is crazy. you’ll be hearing from the other side of the block.
4am, 4:30am, 5am, 5:30am, 6am, 6:30am and 7am iphone alarm go turn gbedu😂
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I’m so frustrated ugh. I hope I don’t burst out into tears at work.
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from where to where???😭
Your child knows you're a liar. She knows you don't respect her autonomy. She knows you will humiliate her. Now 20 years from now when a man does these things to her, you would have been her first example of toxic love. Be proud of yourself ❤️👏🏿
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every time i tell my dad i’m going out, the first thing he asks is “is it with your boyfriend?” gosh 😂
this man really asked me in front of his friends today and you can just imagine how they made it a topic😂
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Bringing this back. Idg why you’d tell your child your future is not safe! First of all, a child is not an investment!
Many Nigerian parents treat their children as investments and it makes me mad. You’re not bringing a child to the world to love them but to secure your future??
Be very intentional about having kids. Don’t treat them like one investment that you’re expecting ROI on.
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claiming this 🙏🏽
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i don’t understand why i have to pay for academic gown when i’m not attending the event ffs😭
Man unilag wants to rob me one last time with this convocation nonsense.
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I never make the right size of eba. This thing will waste now tch.
Ahht, ahht I don’t want to hear any why’re you making eba by this time🙏🏽
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i just have to be rich and successful af. it’s non-negotiable tbh.
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If dem born the men well, make dem dance for Saturday party😭. Tbaj go show Una🫵🏽
#BBNaijaAllStars
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this thing is dicey.
if you introduce sex, it becomes a situationship until you people make it official. on the other hand, if you wait till you start dating, who will fuck up will still fuck up.
celibacy >>>>>>>>
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So that he can come to Twitter to say “that moment when you start hating your girlfriend that asked you out”?😭
Y’all know y’all can ask men to be your boyfriend also right?
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An independent sub is killing me😭
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i’m tired of people asking me where i’m going. even me idk 4 days to “resumption” 🫠
NLS Bar II candidates parents rn.
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gone for good omggg🙈
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i need to interact with people that aren’t from unilag this week. i don’t even talk to people from other schools and i’ve been here for almost 1 month 🫠
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“i fit still come back 👉🏽👈🏽”
Now why would you add “ I’ll always love you” in a break up message 😒
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Kisses >>>>>>>>>
Top 2 and it’s not no. 2
Oh I love kisses.
Spontaneous kisses, Forehead kisses, kissing on the nose, kissing hands and cheeks, Kissing while laughing, Kissing impulsively, kissing the inner parts of my wrists and thighs, coochie kisses, “I missed you” kisses, Goodbye kisses, “I’ll be right back” kisses,
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i really really can’t stand homophobic and transphobic people. even in death you can’t even act right and respect the dead????
wtf is wrong with y’all??
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making a playlist for me is deadass one of the sexiest/romantic things ever. i’m going to get the ring 🙈
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