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🇺🇲Patriot & Police Wife. 🇺🇲 Host of the Elsa Kurt Show, Author, & Conservative Comedy Content. AKA #TheBlondeKamala

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I wish i could say I was kidding, but I'm not. Get ready for it. #HarrisRegime #WalzSnitchline
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(Blonde) Kamala Harris explains exactly how to "fix the problem" (any problem). PS: Humblebragging here, but I think this is my best one yet. Agree or disagree? #blondekamala #kamalaharris
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Welcome to the true beginning of a Civil War.
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Another fun #KamalaHarris impression, thanks to a FB follower! #blondekamala
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How #KamalaHarris plans her speeches, maybe?!
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I actually find @MattWalshBlog entertaining, so this recent post of his had me laughing.
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If #KamalaHarris #wordsalads weren't saladly enough...
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Grateful to this lovely lady for sharing❤️🇺🇸❤️
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Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸
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Basically every kamala speech in one video.🙄🤣🤣 she nails it!⤵️💯
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Whoever is responsible for this, show yourself! 😆 Excerpt from (Blonde) Kamala's new speech: "It was a little bit frightening..."
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Oh, look, a "Women support women" hypocrite. 🙄
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@CollinRugg I fixed it.
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Seriously, stop asking Kamala if she's been to @ontheborder . She loves their quest, n'kay?
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Um, Happy #WorldComplimentDay from (Blonde) Kamala.
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#KamalaHarris and #words go together like peanut butter and sardines.
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Right after the yellow school bus, the venn diagrams quote is the second most frequently requested, so here it is... #KamalaHarris #venndiagrams #blondekamala
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Some Kamala humor. Just because. #blondekamala #KamalaHarris #wordsalad
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(Almost) Everything you need to see from last night's #StateOfTheUnion address from #angryjoebiden
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The moment @RitaPanahi sums up what we all think of #GretaThunberg will live rent free in my head #doomgoblin
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Trigender... I mean... how?! (SPOILER: it's impossible)
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Leaded video of *Kamala practicing for her upcoming VP debate (PARODY)
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"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?" - Kamala Harris
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ICYMI.... these women are garbage.
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@bennyjohnson Id hope by recreating it, it would make more sense. SPOILER: it did not.
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Feeling spicy today. Or maybe I'm just tired of being told, "ignore the haters." The Right has done this for way too long & look where that got us. Either way, enjoy the rant, lol #ignoretgehaters #fightback
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Another verbatim statement from the Veep, #KamalaHarris by the #BlondeKamala
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Good morning! Let's all start the dialog that makes a conversation so as to communicate today, n'kay?
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"Wait, what?" It's the collective question asked across the country. #KamalaHarris #elsakurt #blondekamala #kamalaforpresident
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Love this woman! @Riley_Gaines_ you nail it every time 🔥
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Real Kamala and Blonde Kamala, back to back. Nope, Watching it in double vision does NOT make it make sense. PS: what was with the hands???? #KamalaHarris #BlondeKamala
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Ok, but can we have a Conservative Comedy Award Show? Zero interest in #hollyweird @JeremyDBoreing @benshapiro can y'all work on this?! LOL
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Y'all made me do it. Just saying. #blondekamala #KamalaHarris #yellowschoolbus
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(Blonde) Kamala makes first statement after Not Biden announced his campaign bid end... (PARODY)
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(Blonde) Kammy Rallies her "Kamalitas" to fight back against those darn impersonators...😂
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What if "Kamala" used all annoying catch phrases in a response to a question.... #KamalaHarrisQuotes #Blondekamala
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Listen, full stop, we all know... she can't handle it🤣. See for yourself today at 11am PT (2PM EST) as a @Shawn_Farash (best Trump & and Joe impression you'll ever hear!)& I bring it on the @nunnreport
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What it's like being Joe Biden's handler... #BidenDementia
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Working on my #Pelosi impression. Compare & critique away...
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Hoping to tank that job interview? Just respond to questions like #blondekamala 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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Okay, well, she actually just recycles the same speech over and over. #blondekamala
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Listen, there's no shame in my fangirl game over @RealJamesWoods #jamesfrickingwoods
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Still a favorite, and yes, it's an actual statement from the Veep, folks. #blondekamala #KamalaHarrisQuotes #wordsaladqueen
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But, seriously, whoever thought making an ad where an old white guy buys fried chicken for a black family and asks them about basketball... should be fired. #bidenfriedchicken #conservativecomedyzone #pandering101 #missedthemark #democrats
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To the dems in this video & all the commenter's like them in the comment sections. May God have mercy on you.
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Just think... here's what we would have to look forward to with a President Kamala Harris in office...
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Kamala mastered the art of electric car charging, now it's time for home appliances! SPOILER: it's an epic fail. #KamalaHarris #BlondeKamala
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Did Kamala make this speech? No. Could she have? Absolutely. #KamalaHarris #parody #TotalSolarEclipse2024
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Let's reimagine this conversation with #BenStiller ... but better. #KamalaHarrisVoters
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(Blonde)Kammy loves.... coffee. Her assistant, maybe not so much:
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Once again, Joe Biden delivers another eloquent speech. Kidding, it's a sh*tshow. #Bidenblunders
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Tried out some #AOC . Needs some work. I'll get there. Lol
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Kamala Harris has a great reason for not taking questions: She can't answer them.... #KamalaHarris2024
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I feel validated and grateful for this accidental compliment. #notlipsyncing #blondekamala #elsakurt #KamalaHarris
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Clearly, it is settled that no, we are unsettled... #kamalasplaining #WordSaladKamala
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Just taking some wild guesses at what Kammy was thinking. 🤣 #whitehouseconcert #kamalathoughts #blondekamala
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@michaeljknowles Well, now, this just made my already great day a thousand times better. Thank you for sharing!!💙
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Absolutely no one: Me: Hey, I can do a decent #NancyPelosi impression, too...
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Is this what Kamala Harris does when her staff gives her a speech?! #KamalaHarris #BlondeKamala
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Every day over the next 4 months, I'll be sharing reminders of what 4 more years of Kamala Harris will sound like & tagging bigger platforms. @michaeljknowles @benshapiro @MattWalshBlog @DonaldJTrumpJr
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Keeping it CLASSY with Kammy? Not so much...
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When someone makes a request you can't refuse (because refusing is a refusal ) 😉 # #blondekamala
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"Kamala" & Green Eggs and Ham?! It was by request, so who am I to say no?🤔🤣 #blondekamala #kamalaharrisquotes #elsakurt
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Looks like someone didn't get the "no walking" memo from the Biden strategy team. #BidenBorderCrisis #BidenattheBorder
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This is an ACTUAL sentence spoken by the Vice President of the United States. #wordsaladannie #BlondeKamala #KamalaHarris
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I was asked, so I answered. #RoeVsWade #prolife #RoeVWade
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Kamala Harris explained brackets and, well.... #KamalaHarris #blondekamala #secondincommand
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I love Jesus & I love my faith journey🧡
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Okay, totally made up, but not inconceivable, right? #KamalaHarris #BlondeKamala
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Well, time for a chuckle. And who better to laugh at than #KamalaHarris
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Just imagining the collective reactions to a #KamalaHarris presidency...
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(Blonde) Kamala gives clarity about being the first. Yes, this is verbatim. #KamalaHarris #BlondeKamala #wordsaladkammy
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So much irony in the #KamalaHarris #Kimmel interview that I had to parody it.
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Answering hard questions like Kamala Harris is now my whole existence...
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Her statement was absurd but the scene was hilarious, so of course I had to recreate it. #BlondeKamala #KamalaHarris
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I humbly and hopefully aim to entertain… #KamalaIpersonation #KamalaCackle #Kamalamadingdong
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(Blonde) Kamala gives another rousing and original speech. #holdon #blondekamala #wilsonphillips
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When Kamala uses uncomfortable words, they impact us with their impactfulness, so that we are impacted by their impact. #Kamalaisms #KamalaHarris
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Fox headline: "VP HARRIS GETS TROLLED IN THE TROPICS" #KamalaHarris unwittingly clapped along to a protest song aimed at her... until an aid informs her what they song was about. Here's the "behind the scenes" look. (PARODY)
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She acquired the skills to be skilled at the job she is qualified for... by being qualified. #BlondeKamala #WordSalads
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Sometimes I'm her, sometimes I'm the handler🤣🤷🏼‍♀️. An older #kamalaimpression #kamalasplaining
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Leftist Attorney General James Sues World’s Largest Beef Producer... because the climate. I seriously cannot stand these lunatics.
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Nope. Not on my 2024 bingo card. #MarkZuckerberg
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"Kamala" offers words (salad) of encouragement. #kamalasplaining #kamalaimpersonator #kamalankay #kamalacackle
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Kamala Harris' record speaks for itself. Just look at all she's accomplished & what she stands for! #KamalaHarris2024
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I generally ignore trolls, but this guy's name BEGGED for this response. 😄
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Good morning #PatriotsNation May your coffee be strong, your day filled with joy, & your heart be content in the knowledge we live in the greatest country on earth. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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LEAKED VIDEO of *Kamala at a private dinner after the latest Joe moments? PARODY, obv. #blondekamala #elsakurtshow #parodyvideo #kamalaharris
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The contrast between when the Biden team has been saying all along vs. The Reality.... #Bidenbowout
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Let Freedom Ring! Happy #4THJULY fellow #Patriots . If you love this country, then shout it loud & proud. And if you hate it? GTFO. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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America. Do NOT allow this to happen, n'kay?
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Listen, I'm not saying this is the case... he is. #puppetmaster #obamabiden
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Panderer in Chief? This is what four years of #KamalaHarris2024 would look like. So many groups to pander to, so little time. #blondekamala
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A warm welcome from the Institute for #TrumpDerangementSyndrome Studies. Enjoy this infomercial. Not affiliated or paid for by @realDonaldTrump @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
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Do you think this was her reaction? 🤔🤣 #KamalaHarris
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Pay no attention to the #KamalaCrash she totally knows how to fix the problem. Just listen to how she'll fix inflation & your confidence will be restored...
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Here's exactly why you DON'T bow down to the #cancelcrowd . You can NEVER appease them because they will keep moving the goalpost. #BeOffended
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I don't make too many serious videos, but here's one of the exceptions. These people have relinquished their souls. We have to be Relentless in showing the world their true evilness. #TimWalz
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