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hahahahahahahhaahha look at these posh bastards getting had off by greggs.
absolutely joyful.
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Here’s what happened when we went to a gourmet food festival disguised as
#GregoryAndGregory
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A panel on the pool is being fixed. The sound of the drill drew in men from far and wide who are all watching raptly.
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Me when I get fired from my job at b&q and join a competitor
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Can supermarkets please all get together and decide between them where they’re going to put the eggs. Sick of it.
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Lad got on the train and went straight in the toilet.
Ticket fella is now stood outside the toilet waiting... either for the toilet or for him to come out.
I cant bear it. Gonna be a drama either way.
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Someone emailed me at 4.30 on Friday afternoon and has just forwarded their email to me because I haven’t replied yet.
In real world terms it’s only been an hour and a half of my working day, why are you doing this.
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What’s your coffee take that will get you cancelled?
Mine is that old people love lattes
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56k retweets. Unbelievable.
Shout out to anyone who goes to the toilet when they need it
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Lost my job this morning so did what anyone else would and went straight in
@GreggsOfficial
and bought loads of food.
Now I’ve got no job and crippling heartburn. Smh.
Related - I’m alright at marketing & social, so if you need me or know anyone who does:
ellie
@ellieq
.co.uk
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“You have no authority here Daniel Levy!”
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@AndyBurnhamGM
People wanna be miserable, Andy. They vote for misery every time there’s an election. They’ll die with a scowl on their face. Anything so no one else is happy.
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Bet there’s no power outage issues with those machines that charge you £5 to drop someone off at Manchester airport the leeches
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Fantastic to see that the Manchester to London off peak train ticket has finally tipped the £100 mark!
Happy rail fare increase day everyone 💕
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Sandwich Sandwich in Bristol is the gift that keeps on giving.
Chicken Kiev butty ✔️
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Someone’s just sent me this and it’s fully finished me off. Fully choking laughing.
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Can always tell the people who voted tory cos when you say “if you voted for these you’re a tit” their response is “ALL AS BLOODY BAD AS EACH OTHER” aye right ye are
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“I hate it here.”
BREAKING Anyone trying to leave the UK will have to declare they have a valid reason
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Thread of times Tom Davies wasn't arsed and proved he's the og alt footballer...
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A friend of mine took her dog to the Mariners Bark in the Park thing and inadvertently made a great meme for Seattle baseball fans
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loads of chat about hospitality jobs on here today and I just want to say that i've worked in hospitality since i was 16 and it's served me really well. i started as a glass collector and ended up as head of marketing.
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Back into work to what can only be described as the best package I’ve ever received
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You’ll all be glad to know that
@Danny_McMoomins
has just namedropped shamima begum in his wedding speech
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America takes a lot of flack but I would like to propose that it is the British who are leaders of the head the ball nations
FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic.
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Back in the UK and one thing I think we should borrow from Japanese culture is announcements on the train telling people not to talk or make any noise at all
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oi, if you've got a restaurant booked for Wednesday and you're not gonna turn up for it, just cancel the booking.
we won't be mad.
we'll be mad if we've got full staff on and an empty restaurant cos you didn't tell us you weren't gonna bother.
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Update on this guy in the pool - apparently he WAS telling them what to do “you’re using a 12 bit on that, only need a 4”
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Stranded for 3 hours hahahahaha
Chantelle Smith has been stranded at Manchester Airport for three hours after dozens of flights were grounded because of fuel supply problems, leading to thousands of passengers facing cancellations or delays.
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@AndyBurnhamGM
Andy you’ve just been praising 100-ball cricket as a triumph, don’t be coming for people with massive athletic abilities lad
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Glad everyone enjoyed this, pleased to report that the panel stayed put
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I feel like there needs to be a thread of Tom Davies & DCL for us all to refer back to when we're feeling low, so here it is...
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Takes a lot to be in a room with one other person who's a serial killer and you're still the biggest cunt in there
#serialkillerwithpiersmorgan
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It’s funny to see so many people who previously ripped Everton mercilessly for their dire derby results now accuse fans of “celebrating like you’ve won the treble” etc.
You’ve created this monster I’m afraid.
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Just when you thought he couldn’t get any sweeter, Jack Grealish goes to New York to retrace Kevin Mcallister’s footsteps. And takes us all with him.
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Gonna refer back to this in a bit when I get asked why I haven’t responded to anyone’s emails
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Nice wee homage to
@DaftLimmy
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Well done to led by donkeys making fuck all difference to anything tho, fair play
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@KathyBurke
read an interview with her the other day and she said this... i was like 'seriously hun'
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Godspeed to all the hospitality heads today and the next few weeks who have to deal with Robert from accounts who can’t remember that he pre-ordered smoked salmon, turkey, Christmas pud at the crimbo do meal... despite the card in front of him saying so
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These people cannot stand to see a working class woman do alright for herself can they.
Not happy if they’re single parents
Not happy if they’re sex workers
Not happy if they’re deputy prime ministers
Not happy if they’re CEOs
Can’t win can ya
Well that was an utter waste of 550 quid. It looks shit
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JIBBER DEFEATED, had to get off at Mobberley. Unknown as to whether he had to pay or not.
This guy is a bad grass.
The end.
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United fans are obsessed with city aren't they. All they've gone on about since I got on this train, boring cunts
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Just had a good job interview so am gorging myself on fruit and nut. If everyone can pray to whatever god they’re into that I get this one that’d be great 🍫🍫🍫
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Good afternoon, thankyou for your well wishes and prayers and so on in relation to this job. I am pleased to say I was offered it. Great work, team!
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Food £200
Data £150
Mortgage £800
School fees for two kids £50,000+vat
Utility £200
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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