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Ellie Guzman

@ellie_guzman

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TV writer (prev: Nick, Dreamworks, others @ Netflix, Disney, and more). Salvadoran-American, Latina, lil stinker. Views my own

she/her hunched over in LA
Joined September 2015
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Ellie Guzman
30 days
Highly recommend checking out this LA Times article which goes more in depth about house and service staff who need help right now, will also link to the orgs below this tweet:
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Ellie Guzman
1 month
there are going to be a lot of housekeepers, gardeners, nannies, other house staff etc in need of financial relief in the coming weeks/months. this city often overlooks them and it can be tough bc a lot of the work might be “unofficial” (like cash only) but we can’t forget them
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world: mama the apocalypse behind you me: okay but my act two is a little too wordy and i want this to be a really snappy sample so…
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@veepthroat siri can you insert that black and white drawing of lil mama screaming with blood coming out her eyes
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during times like this we need airplanes by b.o.b. and hayley williams to soothe us
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not trying to judge but tbh calling the whole thing off because you guys say "tomato" and "potato" differently sounds like you're just looking for a reason
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misogyny being so normalized now... can't i just be hated for being a bad person instead of my girlypop-isms. like don't hate me because my mascara's chunky but do hate me because i use plastic straws when i'm too lazy to wash dishes
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personally i thought "bags of dope with skin on them" meant canned vienna sausages
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Embattled actor Armie Hammer is admitting that he mistreated women in the past but denies doing anything illegal: 'People were sort of like my bags of dope with skin on them.'
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root canal coming up on thursday… watch this space…
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tayla at the kansas city cheesecake factory tomorrow 😔
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RT @michaelcollado: I know she’s got her entire pension on tonight’s game
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ice spice having to sit between taylor and travis on the car ride home
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drake's rolling his eyes like "whatever i don't even care" and waiting fifteen seconds before blurting out a shaky "i just think it's funny that-"
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taylor's face... i know she's gonna get home and uncork that chardonnay with pure laser vision
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drake running on the australian beaches like montoya rn. montoyaur 😭
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4 days
he used his lil stinker powers for good
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probably the most mischievous grin ever
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@carolinerenard_ With the clap clopping noises too 😭
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a burrito can be so healing
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RT @SydneyBattle: all these politicians tweeting “he must be stopped”…….. ya, we know!! plz go do it ????
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Wtf this makes no sense. Glad she’s shopping it elsewhere
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“How to Die Alone,” the comedy series created by and starring Natasha Rothwell, has been canceled after one season on Hulu
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me looking at the last three eggs i have left in the fridge
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RT @nataliejharris: Happy #BlackHistoryMonth🖤My short film, GRACE, is now available to watch on @Vimeo. Set within a fleeting summer in the…
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