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Elijah Pierson

@elijahpierson

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If Twitter dies you can find me on Instagram and Letterboxd. #actuallyautistic #freepalestine

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Elijah Pierson
4 months
Oh yeah, I’ve been doing that BC Workout To Conquer Cancer thing again this year! Please donate if you can, even a small amount can have a big impact, and it would mean the world to me.
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@elijahpierson
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4 years
@RealestArghonn @intersteIler What I love even more is how he trashed the films as he was supposed to be promoting them. He’s supposed to be talking the movie up, saying it’s great, but he’s just complaining about plot holes and shit. It’s hilarious.
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@elijahpierson
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@bloddygay Plus now that he’s dead, the girl has lost her last connection to the outside world and she’s now trapped in a death cult. I can’t stand the people who think that movie had a happy ending, they genuinely unnerve me.
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@elijahpierson
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@KaleeshArbiter Spider-Man as an overall concept was created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. The specific character of Miles Morales was created by Brian Michael Bendis and Sara Pichelli. They aren’t saying he isn’t Spider-Man.
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@elijahpierson
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4 years
@JdabsJourney @eddyburback They’re talking about the debate, as well as showing responses to the debate. They didn’t literally do a whole story about his tweet.
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@elijahpierson
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2 years
@sergebomba @WyattDuncan Oh yeah I don’t blame the VFX artists. No one does really, they’re the real victims in all this. It’s the Marvel studio machine that’s exploiting them, overworking them for deadlines that no one can possibly meet.
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@elijahpierson
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3 years
@AlphamegaZulu @bigmonkeong He’ll probably be hailed as a hero by the Internet for doing that.
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@Dan10881001 @Bolverk15 Everyone who thought that movie had a happy ending got indoctrinated into a fictional cult.
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@elijahpierson
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@GASLIGHTER_ @CelineJoestar @TotalTimWright I have ADHD and I can pay attention during movies. Sound like movies just aren’t your thing, don’t make the experience shitty for everyone else around you too.
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@elijahpierson
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3 years
@adamthealright I don’t know of any child p*rn victims who recreated their traumatic photos.
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@ettingermentum This explains a lot actually. Most of the bad autism representation is caused by them.
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@elijahpierson
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2 years
@Schmaniel @mdburnell The rules are pretty loose for this category. If anything, confirming the allegations just ups your chances of winning.
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@elijahpierson
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5 years
@shoe0nhead Oh please, I grew up in an abusive home. Bernie’s yelling is not the same as an abusive father. He is shouting passionately. He is fighting for important causes. When Warren yells it’s okay?
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3 years
Has Twitter gone mad? Did people really forget everything she did? This is insane, guys. #ApologizeToGabbieHanna
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3 years
@Shaydozer This post has that “she eats her peas one at a time” energy.
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@realamberheard @UN_Women @patrickwilson73 But it doesn’t count when the violence against women is from a woman, right Amber? And it certainly doesn’t count when it’s a woman being violent towards a man. Soon everyone will see you for what you really are. And I can’t wait to watch.
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@elijahpierson
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4 years
@heartmeetsbreak Not even false claims - it’s a different Chris Evans! People need to use Google goddammit.
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@GeminiJ13 @theshadyhawkins @shoe0nhead Being unable to control those desires is pretty pathetic, man.
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@elijahpierson
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2 years
@darthwebhead @carternotonfilm And then the next one we got was complete ass too.
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@postboob Still kinda sweet though, it’s like a little audio scrapbook of your relationship.
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8 months
@greffoir204 Would’ve been fun last year. Pinocchio could’ve gone with Geppetto, and Puss in Boots could’ve gone with the Pinocchio from Shrek. Super close up on Marcel sitting atop Jenny Slate’s shoulder, and when Turning Red loses Meilin turns into the red panda.
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@nutsicle @bloddygay Yeah because a cult that drugs people, love bombs, sexually assaults, kills and then gets their members to kill themselves is a better alternative. She killed him for being raped and you seem to be celebrating this? Yeah the guys were unlikable but they didn’t deserve that.
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@nikkineups I grew up in Canada and my mom (who grew up in the US) told me that the average body temperature was 98.6 degrees but didn’t clarify it was Fahrenheit. Every time I got a fever I was terrified of it going over 100 degrees and that my insides would boil.
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@fiImaker If Timothee Chalamet and Adrien Brody had a baby that starred in a Broadway musical production of Scream.
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3 years
@mayarose_depp @TASMFELICIA No, they were brought in by the spell. Ned just brought them to his apartment.
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2 years
@ThatOneDemonMC But under the specific circumstances he was under it’s really a non-issue, and using those texts to try and say that they were “both abusive” is just plain old victim blaming. He was venting to a friend about his abuser and making off-colour jokes, simple as that.
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@iralycarrascoo This is why we don’t talk about it.
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@elijahpierson
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@nutsicle @bloddygay Her peace is a fallacy. It’s doomed to be short lived. She has no freedom, no escape. No one to come looking for her or even report her missing. They got her at her most vulnerable moment and now she’s trapped for the rest of her life. I think you must have missed the point.
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5 years
@GabbieHanna @Eugenia_Cooney Oh no, not you again...
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2 years
@strangeharbors Last year was worse, and I’m not even talking about the slap. The slap felt appropriate last year because everything else was so terrible and tasteless.
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3 years
@celestialcalz @GabbieHanna @boburnham Who knew that watching a review would let you know why they feel the way they do about a piece of art?
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@GennHutchison @cptjtspaulding @jfruh The original really knew *what* to add to the story. I can’t say the same for the remake.
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@CBMshots Anyone else think Andrew’s CGI in No Way Home looked way better than Tobey’s? I thought Tobey looked off during his scenes, something wasn’t right.
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4 years
@kari_izumi @thorsrevengers @henrythefiend Makes me wonder if he actually did cheat. He might have said that to make her feel shitty about herself, which of course backfired. He may never get laid again.
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5 years
@acagoldsmith @wlwazuIa You know this could be turned around on your friend, right? Also how did he slander her other than reposting what she said?
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@Name3309 Goddammit I got the Ringo movie three times in a row!!
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4 years
@KJovian @JeffreeStar He didn’t really own up to his actions though. It was one of the most blatantly manipulative “apologies” I’ve ever seen. If what he showed was “realness” then maybe Bigfoot is actually real and alive somewhere.
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The final episodes of BoJack Horseman were...rough. I have a lot to process right now. It was a great final season, don’t get me wrong, but still... All I can say is BoJack Horseman is over, and everything is worse now.
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@VioletSprings_ @GabbieHanna Maybe she manipulated him, too.
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3 years
@BiffyWinters @defnoodles And she doesn't even understand his comedy. It's not even that hard to understand either. She sings his songs on TikTok like a crazy person as if she isn't the type of selfish, self-righteous phoney "artist" he's criticizing.
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@RodCapucho @andrew_milito @BrungoBoi He’d probably tell him to drop his movie in favour of Martin’s, the man loves Scorsese.
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE Motion smoothing may be my least favourite invention.
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4 years
@JdabsJourney @eddyburback Sometimes they need to put *something* on the screen, so they put tweets about said story on the screen. It’s also election year, and people’s responses to a debate is quite relevant to the topic at hand.
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@guysitsray That’s what I always say when this comes up - had it been Kirsten Dunst doing this stunt it actually would’ve had some weight to it, but she also probably wouldn’t have wanted to steal that moment from the filmmakers that still worked their asses off to get there.
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2 years
@SplishSplashPo About 10 years ago the local theatre in my old city played E.T. I was expecting an old print but instead I got the DVD on the big screen. Wouldn’t be the most egregious thing in the world…but they played the DVD menu on repeat for half an hour before it started.
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3 years
@007 Everyone knows the answer to this question.
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4 years
@gailendavid @_SJPeace_ I think that makes you a dog.
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3 years
@RussellMaddie18 @HRlovesmovies @vill267 Voiced? He did the damn motion capture, that’s a little more than just voicing.
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3 years
@TrilogyFiIm Calling the Doctor Strange movie experimental just shows that whoever made this has not seen experimental films before.
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2 years
@philfromthe90s @amberrfreemann That is easily the one that needs to stay the most.
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2 years
@notgwendalupe @curiocactus So shameful that they covered up her absolutely stunning eyes with blue contacts. Yeah it’s more “comic accurate” but at what cost?
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I broke down sobbing this morning. The fight for Michael has been so draining. I didn’t think so much of my year would be devoted to this, and I just wish I could tell Michael how sorry I am that all this is happening, how sorry I am for everything he went through in his life.
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@wokshovel @i_zzzzzz I actually did assume he was 50. I guess I wasn’t paying attention to the timeline.
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@DannyBrodyBX @JimJarmuschHair This sounds like something you’d see on the AITA subreddit. And yes, yes you are.
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@mitchysuch Now that’s much better.
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@mitchysuch I think my prompt was too complicated
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@JohnnySobczak Ugh, not looking forward to Oppenheimer only having one week in IMAX before Marvel steals it for a shittier looking movie.
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5 years
@psychiumz Oh, so you say a TEEN pressured YOU into sex? How very Asia Argento of you, @Onision ! You’ve taken inspiration from Woody Allen, Jeffery Epstein, and even Ted Bundy up until this point. Glad to see you add something new to your pallet for a change.
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@Fullmetalkitty @DannyBrodyBX @JimJarmuschHair Also don’t talk during the movie and ruin the experience for everyone else. If you don’t like it, just leave.
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@jaubreyYT What’s almost the most unsettling thing about these videos is that for a number of them he’s wearing a Nirvana shirt, as if Kurt Cobain wasn’t vocally extremely against sexual assault.
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@GabbieHanna @boburnham Except Bo Burnham is actually funny, isn’t lazy in his writing, doesn’t beat you over the head with the message in audience-insulting ways, and doesn’t go on almost deranged temper tantrums online when he is criticized.
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2 years
@filmdaze I wonder what Lydia Tár would think of him.
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1 year
@neotrin1ty I once saw a guy on there claim that Shane Black ripped off Tarantino’s “vibe” or something when he made The Nice Guys and that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was a retaliation of some sort. If only he had seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
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@sus36406684 @thisismewhatevs That was after he had his character arc. Also it’s Cindy, not Sally.
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2 years
@ThatUmbrella This may be a controversial take but I don’t think journalists should be allowed to block anyone on social media, especially not the target of their hit pieces.
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@BrianDuffield Let’s be real, the show was so bad this year that the slap honestly didn’t feel that out of place. So many terrible and disgusting choices were made that the entire evening felt like a giant insult to film instead of honouring those who help bring them to life.
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@PattyNest I really wish they could’ve thanked Sam Raimi and Marc Webb instead.
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@artoriascumsock @Dan10881001 @Bolverk15 No he didn’t. I don’t get how seeing that was so cathartic for some people with how realistic/brutal it was. If it was a more cartoony or Tarantinoesque in its violence death then maybe. But he was drugged, raped, and brutally murdered. He was a shitty guy but not that shitty.
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@ThatOneDemonMC If he said those things in relation to anyone else then that’d be a completely different story, and he even admitted that he shouldn’t have said those things at all. But after everything she put him through, it’s completely understandable. He’s human after all.
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@_Jagoz_ @ennuirises Well what this guy isn’t telling you is that it’s an open matte version, meaning this is the footage they shot before they cropped it to their intended aspect ratio. If you were to see a 35mm print in a theatre it’d probably be the same aspect ratio you’d get on the Blu-Ray.
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@StevenWallaby And Licorice Pizza. And West Side Story. And Dune. And The Power of the Dog. And Nightmare Alley.
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@Charalanahzard I can’t believe we’re getting an Uncharted/Crash Bandicoot crossover.
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@GabbieHanna Fifty Shades of Grey got published. Try again.
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@GarakRobinson @lesbobomb The moment someone says “mutually abusive” in relation to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is the moment I know they haven’t done the research and are trying to justify their blind hatred for the real victim in the situation.
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@opaxarbolis @evemmore He didn’t cheat on her, no one ever said that. Also he was never a “wife guy” - he was just a comedian telling jokes. A comedian’s only motivation there is to get a laugh. You guys getting all weirdly parasocial over his marriage is not his doing.
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@JdabsJourney @eddyburback Oh, it is funny. I’m just explaining why it makes sense that news channels do this. But I doubt they looked at Eddy’s profile to see if he was an internet comedian or not haha.
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@iamnicolewilson @fatanyu @GabbieHanna She has to be more honest with herself first, which will never happen.
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@_h_i_t_e_s_h_ You were right, and wrong...
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@greg_jenner @Go_SYH_In_A_Pig Interesting. That one came out in the cinemas on the same day as The Lego Movie. I would’ve seen The Lego Movie sooner had my dad not insisted on seeing The Monuments Men opening night…
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@Urdnot_Laura @deportablediz Especially when you’ve made it very clear that you don’t want to be in the relationship anymore.
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2 years
@rawrkristina @Tahanya9 @PopCrave So far Andrew, Daniel, and Mads Mikkelsen have had the only sane responses.
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@JdabsJourney @eddyburback Another possibility is that whoever was in charge of picking tweets was a fan of Eddy and snuck his tweet in there unnoticed.
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@Twinks4Tacos @nutsicle @bloddygay Have you considered that being trapped in a death cult for the rest of your life is pretty objectively bad?
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@OnionDelusions @Onision @DDsulzbach That “lawyer” would also say to NOT MAKE OVER 30 VIDEOS INCRIMINATING YOURSELF
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@Patraverse @SwampCommunist @endsanctions Especially when the ceremony hasn’t even started yet.
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@evilhag It was interesting that one year because we had no idea what it’d be like. Now we know and the Oscars are more boring than they’ve ever been.
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@finnmcb @jenson9855 @AlexRadioHour The most uncomfortable cameos ever, by actors who were bullied and even threatened with litigation into being in it (Bill Murray)
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@TheRealLaterbot @abelinasabrina I think it was the line about him growing since then, which could just be a matter of perspective? I dunno, the livestream he did while she was recovering definitely didn’t look like growth. People can grow and still have relapses of shiftiness, but people can also just be shitty
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@a__biggs I can’t tell if this is a joke video where you play a character who annoys their friends with an actual obsession of yours in real life, or if you don’t like Pirates 2 and are making fun of people who do. Either way, I love this video.
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@HiTopFilms I swear that movie felt like another studio interference nightmare. It had so much potential and it did nothing.
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@DPStrogen @NuNoi21295963 @jam_etc @ThielCapital @ben_awareness Never anticipated growing up that those “people” would end up being Mark Zuckerberg.
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@LLinda_W @Dragon_DisD @VoteBlue4Us @dacheteur @kylegriffin1 @johncardillo He’s also talked publicly about her “voluptuous” body.
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@NoaV69866718 @martyrsphinx @ParisPenton @Onision Kai died of dehydration from all the crying.
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