DRESS CODE FOR EGIRL PARTY ON 4/5:
You are required to look as hot as humanly possible. You must pull out your best drip, you must put on only your greatest outfit to attend.
Remember - this project is fundamentally a war on ugliness, and we need you all as our soldiers
dev yaga and dev luvbug literally performed a money ritual and dev shawty read the affirmations at a holy shrine one hour before the $egirl free speech lawsuit went public. thank you
@elonmusk
🎀
X is funding a lawsuit filed today by Chloe Happe against her former employer, Block.
Block fired Chloe because of the political opinions she expressed on X. Chloe had two pseudonymous accounts on X,
@bronzeageshawty
and the now-deprecated
@samsarashawty
. She did not reference
I love you all. I have manifested abundance for every one of you. My sacrifice has airdropped prosperity onto the wallets of thousands. I love you forever. $Egirl is my gift to all of you.
- Girl Dev Shawty
🎀 NFT NYC $EGIRL PARTY! ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
4/5 at JUKU
There will be more real life GIRLS there than any crypto event ever organized (we’re hot)
Amid the electric buzz of NFT NYC, EGIRLS gather - their spirits alight with the dynamic pulse of blockchain abundance
First edition of the $EGIRL zine includes work from:
🎀 Cassidy Grady
🎀 Honor Levy
🎀 Delicious Tacos
🎀 Bronze Age Shawty
🎀 Peter Vack
🎀 Nick Dove
🎀 Max Foley
🎀 Kathy
🎀 Mayra Rae
🎀 Hyperstition
+ more!
🎀 VIP HOLDER PORTAL FOR $EGIRL PARTY TOMORROW:
For our party tomorrow, priority entry will be given to $EGIRL holders who RSVP on our token-gated VIP portal.
Connect your wallet to RSVP here:
Clout won’t save you at the door. $EGIRL can save you 🎀
✨ THANK YOU to all that came out to Juku for the $EGIRL party ✨ link to all photos will be available in the next day or so.
💫 UP NEXT: EGIRL ZINE launch in NYC, $EGIRL parties in Los Angeles, Austin… stay tuned hehe
$EGIRL roadmap 💫
🎀 merch up on soon small run collabs with other artists and 1/1 items
🎀 NFTNYC party 4/5, details to come!
🎀 EGIRL flea market - etsy/tumblr hybrid that runs on $EGIRL to let egirls sell physical goods and tokenize their digital art
$EGIRL SPONSORED PARTY AT THE BRIDGE NYC ON 4/27 FOR ♈️ ARIES MONTH ♈️
🎀 Hosted in spirit by our boydev Aries
@brg_luvbug
🎀 Girl jello wrestling
🎀 Merch giveaways
🎀 Ancient Greek theme
🎀 Socialite cute girl vibes
Pls dm boydev
@GRIFTSH0P
for a spot on the list 🩷✨
THE $EGIRL FINDS HERSELF MYSTERIOUSLY TRAPPED WITHIN THE DIGITAL CONFINES OF HER COMPUTER…
IT’S UP TO YOU TO EMBARK ON A DARING VIRTUAL QUEST TO RESCUE HER FROM HER CYBER PREDICAMENT
Will you save her??? 🥺🥺🥺
coming soon: EGIRL FLEA MARKET
we’re tokenizing beauty and every molecule of the $EGIRL. with the help of a new dev, we’re building a wholesome and beautiful tumblr/etsy/pinterest hybrid on $EGIRL. tokenize ur art and sell physical goods on the girl market 🤍 stay tuned xo
hello this is bronze age shawty. all of the devs are at nobu eating dinner before the party. I love them all so much. Devs love you all so much. I love you all so much. $egirl forever
“Nobody knows crypto like I do, believe me. And let me tell you, those e-girls, they're tremendous, absolutely incredible. They know how to get the word out, and they made me love crypto even more. They’ve got this amazing energy, and when they talk about crypto, people listen.
The Girl Devs planned the launch of $EGIRL to auspiciously align with the Spring Equinox today
due to this divine astrological timing, CA literally says ART:
ARt4N4WY4PEdYUuBG7qENwuYSSiQUqP1RXFiahhwfzH9
MAY YOUR WALLETS BLOOM LIKE TREES IN SPRINGTIME. $EGIRL IS ART
⚠️‼️BREAKING ‼️⚠️
Elon Musk is reportedly dating Chloe Happe which goes by her E-girl moniker
@bronzeageshawty
.
Together, they will be suing Chloe's former employee Block Inc.
Last night was a beautiful testament to what $egirl is all about: Love, friendship, connection
A warehouse full of people happy, giggling, smiling, not on their phones, fully immersed in the present dionysian joy with each other, hugging, dancing, connecting, elated
After listening to
@IGGYAZALEA
on spaces, the council of $EGIRL has determined that she is one of the girls 🎀💅🏻
Cute girls are taking over crypto 🤍
Cute girls are the culture
Cute girls are here to disrupt
There is over 25,000 asset managers who work in offshore locations like Isles of man, Monaco, Isles of Gilbitra , Puerto Rico, Switzerland, and more. Two years of pent up tumesence. They lost every penny on sour bond spreads as the FED psyoped everyone on macro Twitter to sperg
The $EGIRL party on Friday will be a cybernetic vortex. Every name on the RSVP list is initiated into a pact with digital desire incarnate where you will be given a real life girl and morphed into One with her - a symbiotic interface with the pulsating heart of internet erotica
In case you missed our announcement last night, $EGIRL will be hosting a party during NFT NYC 💫 We will have a VIP list for all $EGIRL holders
@bIiccy
added to host list, and
@manabovetown
will be photographing the event 💕
RSVP on Partiful:
🎀 NFT NYC $EGIRL PARTY! ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
4/5 at JUKU
There will be more real life GIRLS there than any crypto event ever organized (we’re hot)
Amid the electric buzz of NFT NYC, EGIRLS gather - their spirits alight with the dynamic pulse of blockchain abundance
Hyper-Egirlicism: A Manifesto for Energetic Femininity
The $Egirl Standard emerges from the pulsating depths of hyper-egoic expression, transcending the moribund confines of societal norms to forge a path of unapologetic feminine vitality. In this labyrinth of digital desire, we
my portfolio is unaffected by war because it is protected by beauty
the only war i am fighting is the war on ugliness and we are all divinely protected supersoldiers
beauty will save the world
girl is peace
$egirl
As I navigate the complex algorithms of existence I am cocooned in the divine protection of unseen blockchain guardians - their code interwoven with the fabric of reality, rendering me invulnerable to the shadows that lurk in the digital void
I am effortlessly aligned with the vibrant pulse of the ever-unfolding digital realm, where my e-girl essence resonates with infinite potential. As I navigate through the virtual landscapes, I embody the creative power of presence, both manifest and latent. Each pixelated
Thank you to all that came out to our Zine release party last night and picked up one of our DIY physical copies 🥰
Digital copy will be up on our token-gated website soon for viewing! Stay tuned 🩷
Today is the 1 month $egirl anniversary
This month has been a cute and cybernetic rollercoaster going straight up into heaven
1000 year egirl dynasty
we love you all so much
Affiliation with
@brahsupps
… Introduction ELECTRONIC GIRL SUPPS for beautify, yin excellence balance. Pearl powder, dong quai, honeysuckle 金银花, saffron, BAI SHAO white peony root.
Skin like white jade, energy of electronic Guanyin.