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* she/they/jackass * fedi @erin @coolmathgam .es * bsky @owo .me * professional dork * views here of my own * people say i'm cute 🏳️‍⚧️💖 * priv @bleherins

Seattle, WA, US, Earth
Joined July 2019
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i don't know how this hellsite is still alive but follow me on my socials. views here are still of my own and do not represent my employer. fedi bsky @eggrins @owo .me tiktok hellsite
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mildly threatening
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i didn’t expect us-west-2 to look like this
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fun fact, if your name is “null” and you’re reserving an @olivegarden table, you cannot. free 400 error! probably because of PHP/Js weirdness with comparing to null with == instead of ===
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@eggrins
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something seems off with this laptop
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@eggrins
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it is a fact that cats can read your data by staring at it. this is why professionals install hard drives inside servers, to protect them from cats
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i tried to update my ec2 instance in person but they turned me away :<
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banger plate
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this is probably the first time that someone has licked an AWS nitro card #xp
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today on "this is incredibly silly". if cloudflare is deadnaming you when adding a security key, here is the API call to update your name because there is no option to update it on the web UI!
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me and the girls becoming a national security risk*! *Sorta. Banned by the FCC for new hardware.
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what if twisted pair fiber existed
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i just found this weird box with a controller in a dumpster. anyone know what this is? #xp
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Oh dear. Minecraft running on an Arista 7050QX-32S 40G switch.
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how do i use the words “holy fucking bingle” at work? i must find a way to make this happen #xp
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aw s(hit, my wallet)
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i know i just ate everything but does this qualify for a bounty
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@mothcharm blessed,,,, 🥺
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local cat does cat things
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why do we need ethernet and fiber when we have wifi? can't we just hook up all our servers with wifi? 😔
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hmm
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this site is a sorta neat numbers game! the general gist is that you poking a URL with an IP address gives you a point. now, let's try to dominate it through highly scalable means because silly numbers go brrrrrr
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have something wholesome to make up for the last tweet. which country is this haj in?
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cisco and broadcom torture
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the absolute power of this thing
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why
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@Flaming_Spork all rules and regulations go out the window the moment you put the emitter right next to something sensitive to rf
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holy fuck
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the new server is online! time for the hell of migrating everything!
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the most day one food
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ah yes, the "industry standard" industry (cisco; derogatory)
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hmmmmm
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how to load a blade chassis into your car (impossible) (any%) photo credit @wolf_apparatus
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git commits from last night
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moving your wifi APs can cause funny things to happen with any location services implementation that uses MAC addresses for location
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feeling cute, might procure a pallet of blahaj at work
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we actually pulled out a repl and it didn’t work. maybe it’s something on the SQL end?
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now, hello from @googlecloud ’s us -west1! much cooler looking and there was a logo i could take a selfie at! next up: azure?
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i didn’t expect us-west-2 to look like this
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totally a OSHA approved hardhat
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fun fact, you can put the hotdog water in a pitcher and serve it to your guests! people love hotdog water! bone apple teeth!
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i was told i should get rid of the picrew for my birthday so i did
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(this is a joke)
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shoutout to this post for single handedly getting me to where i am now
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hmm
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cursed thought: what if i uploaded my DNA on github
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hey fun fact! don't put yubikey nanos in your mouth! i just killed a yubikey doing that
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wow this blew up. i got nothing much to say other than hellos to the meme channels on slack/teams/etc. if anyone from marriott corporate is reading this, y’all should shoot over something for this titanium tier shitpost
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just posted the world’s most glorious lowball as the proud owner of 406-420-6969
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STOP DOING USB. CONNECTORS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE UNIVERSAL. YEARS OF EXISTENCE AND YET NO REAL WORLD SOLUTION FOR CONNECTING ALL THE DEVICES. WANT TO MAKE A SERIAL CONNECTION FOR LAUGHS? USE A SERIAL CABLE! THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
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teslossterone
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banjo
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would it be possible to do DSL over tubes filled with piss
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I'd like to add you to my professional network on Infinidash.
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CISNO
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please remember, always pet your switches!
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hello and happy #TransDayOfVisbility for the cool people reading this! cones and high vis vests are wonderful tools to bring visibility and "OSHA compliance" to your local trans cryptid.
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cursed thought: BIOS bootloader that boots into an EFI bootloader
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@solelychloe it doesn’t matter, the hague invasion act has my back /joke
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the steaks are high
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TL;DR PATCH X-Auth-EmaiL:: you @example .com X-Auth-Key: asdf {"first_name":"your","last_name":"name"}
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hot take: just laptop screens fit in between staplers, doesn’t mean you should staple it source: fucked around, found out
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an addition to the erin cone arc
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what if i got root access on my car and started playing among us on the center display
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it’s still a bit early to call it but i’m proud to say i got a very decent preliminary offer from a big tech company! it’s been a fun year at my current employer but this hop finally gets me where i can do cool things! for those wondering, base is 69K -> 135K 🥺😳👉👈
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ugh fine, i guess you are my little edgecase
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hi
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stop doing randomized passwords.! years of memorable defaults and yet no use for these random keysmashes! wanted to secure your IPMI for laughs? we have a login for that: it was called root:calvin! "yes please give me root:616D6F6E67207573." - statements by the utterly regranded
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my brain is so big that it hurts
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today was a fun day at seattle pride with #NoHateAtAmazon
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@Artoria2e5 oh shit, they know
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i was informed to note that views and posts here are of my own and do not represent my employer. please enjoy my cursed posts!
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cursed 2fa sms concept: makes you copy the entire text instead of the digit code. “Your code is 69420.” instead of “69420” being entered.
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the bread and the baker old pics but good bread and cute dork!
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alexa, tweet “its called a deadname cause im de-cis'ed”
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erin goes to erin wisconsin
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@nixcraft surprisingly, google maps…
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when they rebadge the Cisco Discovery Protocol as the "Industry Standard" Discovery Protocol. also holy shit trans bridge
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@CloudflareHelp @Cloudflare this is already a solved case but having the user's name be updatable via the dashboard would be a great feature suggestion ;)
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@xssfox greater idea, what about pneumatic tubes between buildings with a twist. we transport the entire server in those tubes
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appropriate uses of your car trunk: “lawn chair”
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concept: on the road edge computing. it is possible to presently convert the common EV charger J1772 back to a NEMA 14-50 outlet. given a blade chassis and that single outlet, you have a decently sized colo on wheels
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improvise, adapt, overcome
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name change salt thread
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me: *hears an amazon chime ringtone* me: *panik* me: wait i don’t work for this company anymore
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today on shit she did: laoganma popcorm
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zshcord is now a thing
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raise your hand if you headpat printers from time to time
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my roommate is speaking unspeakable horrors. as an example, she has proposed “life straw catheters so that we can drink piss straight from the source”
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erin at erin, ny
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quality use of your work uniform: high visibility safety blahaj
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feeling evil tonight
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alt take
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oncall pager contact 101: name it AW SHIT
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well, uh. i just exhausted the t4g.micro spot capacity in us-west-2. my bad!
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credit cards not giving extra points for buying estrogen is transphobic,,,,,
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so you've heard of password strength right? now consider this: username strength
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like this tweet if you're a dork
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blahaj origin
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are headpats technically a soft form of bapping? discuss
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how much would it cost to get a vtuber model for the fun of it?
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