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we’ve seen eclipses on earth, so here’s an eclipse from mars.
this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
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controversial opinion: dog earring books is ok. writing in books is ok. tearing out pages and stitching them into your clothes is ok. burning books and inhaling the smoke, ok
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@UniofOxford
@magdalenoxford
!!!
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got my ear pierced yesterday and i told my piercer that i was nervous about the pain and she said ‘i had a 7 year old girl come in to get her ears done earlier today’ as if 7 year old girls aren’t infinitely stronger and more powerful than me
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so far the election-era take that the labour leadership was lying about how right wing they are to trick people into voting for them and they’re actually sincere progressives has aged fairly well except wes streeting who is just like that
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never mention wikipedia to me at a party or i'll well up and start rambling about how it's one of the greatest achievements of human civilisation
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ffs this meme is getting so normative. angels’ bodies come in all shapes and sizes: some are just a tangle of six wings, some have wheels, some have four faces of a human and three animals all roaring in eternal defence of the throne of god, some are just twinks
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i wake up and read things like ‘president trump has tested positive for coronavirus’ and then just go about my little day
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onions don’t have to be chopped up finely and disappear… sometimes onions can be chunky and present; sometimes you have to let onions speak for themselves
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someone was surprised by my age the other day and i went ‘haha yeah i look younger than i am’ and they went ‘no like... i thought you must have taken a few gap years’
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who wants to watch a 25 minute youtube video of me talking about the crown
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EVERY SINGLE CANTON 🇨🇭🏳️🌈
Swiss voters have said “yes” to
#marriageforall
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#CHvote
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the central role toilets play in pop gender philosophy and gender politics is interesting isn’t it. from the shower scene in psycho to bathroom bills to stuff like this
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trying to gracefully transition to a mullet and accidentally ending up with hair like princess diana
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lockdown day ???: sitting in my garden in sunglasses and a dressing gown painting my nails and singing christmas carols
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No CGI. Just Soviet filmmaking.
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🚨 NEW: Suella Braverman is threatening to release “damning evidence” about Rishi Sunak
[
@hoffman_noa
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my mum was sorting a cupboard today and my cat crawled out of the depths of spare bedding like a demon
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one of the nicer things to come out of the year of the virus is inviting ur friends to go on little walks
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i came downstairs at around midnight last night and she was sleeping in this exact spot. 9am, still here. 1pm, still here
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@AnnelieseDodds
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I have killed
the feral hogs
that were in
my yard
where my small kids
were playing
in 3-5 minutes
with an assault rifle
Forgive me
there were so many
30 or maybe
50 of them
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How far can he go before you’re too embarrassed to have him as head of state?
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can you predict grades based on grades? the answer may shock you
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excellent work. they even got the head tilt right
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determined to get every single one of these tattooed on my ass
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thinking about the related articles section on the wikipedia page for the concept of managed decline
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now it’s gone i feel like i can ask: why was there a moon in durham cathedral
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‘the weird bread-looking things that aren’t’ - how claudio described yorkshire puddings to me
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goodbye badger, you were staunch and i loved you
Dear Friends,
Some sad news to share with you about my lovely Badger, who came to us as a family from Battersea Cats & Dogs Home and lived in Westminster Abbey from 2011.
@DCathCat
@durhamcathedral
@wabbey
@Battersea_
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i modelled a best and worst case scenario for my first year exam results and the number i actually got was the exact mean average of the two
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learning about new stuff is really hard but it’s also all i wanna do until i die. this is the source of and solution to all my problems
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nothing better in this life than buying an absolute avalanche of veg and turning it into a meal
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trained a computer to recognise flowers today :) machine learning is not threatening at all :) it’s just extremely efficient botany :)
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she’s just like me fr !!
Ever seen a shark with scoliosis? This sweet sand tiger shark had a chronic condition that caused curvature of the spine. I love her.
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academia is like a pyramid scheme except instead of health supplements that don’t work you get to uncover the hidden truths of culture and nature
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i’m not :) i think it’s nice :)
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what ‚impact‘ will my research have ? how about the impact on you when it BLOWS your MIND
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