Wanna see my *story* from the start?
I don’t.
Why?
Cause it started with getting hit by a car…
p.s. you can find an index of all my latest episodic shifts there too!
Anime story idea:
A reverse isekai where a goddess of war and destruction finds herself reborn in the body of a feeble teen doing work experience at a day care center.
Any of you guys want to join my new club?
It’s called the Not Enough Sleep Club. Membership is free. Sign up in the thread.
We taking over. Probably. If we ever get enough sleep.
First time here?
Get to know me, my neurotic manager, creepy Trev, the night shifty guy, and Amy (💙) in this moment sharing our Mondays at The Convenience Store.
Her: Do you like vampires?
Me:…
Her: Not into blood sucking, huh?
Me:…
Her: Is it the killing?
Me:…
Her: The turning into bats?
Me:…
Her: The no sunlight?
Me:…
Her:…
Me:…
Her: Would you date one tho?
Me: Maybe. Depends who it is.
Anime Story Idea: A young man’s mom dies and leaves him a cook book. He angrily throws it in a box, feeling abandoned. Years later he finds it and as he works through each recipe he realizes they all connect to important memories he shared with his mom.
Anime story idea: A lonely woman and a lonely man continually meet at airports while traveling in search of their true loves, not realizing they just need to stop and notice each other.
So I asked my elderly coworker why he never buys adult magazines and he said:
“Why play air guitar when I have a full collection of actual guitars waiting for me at home, you know?”
That’s equal parts surprisingly poetic and also… ew.
Do you guys remember that anime that got stolen from me? The one that won a competition?
No?
Where have you been?
Anyway, one of my anime ideas was stolen, and it's streaming today. Imma check it out.
I'll share bits and pieces.
My name is Eddie, and I’m about to leave for a meeting to see if I can make my anime story idea into an actual anime.
I’ve never done anything like this in my life.
I could really use a confidence boost right now.
Manager: WHY ARE YOU YOUNG PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH “GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER”? I DIDN’T KNOW MY EX-WIFE VERY WELL AND WE GOT ON JUST FINE.
Me: …until she divorced you and vanished.
Manager: YES UNTIL SHE… oh okay I see what you did there.
Anime story idea: When a boy and a girl who catch the same bus realize they’re reading the same book, a small flower of a relationship begins to bloom.
Anime story idea: A man who works at a dream factory is meant to throw away all the dreams that go unfulfilled, but instead keeps all his favorites and finds cute ways to help their owners achieve them.
Whenever I see ugly couples together holding hands on romantic dates I feel like there is still hope for the world yet.
Then I wonder how I am the only ugly person without a romantic partner.
SAD REAL LIFE STORIES, with my manager.
Manager: Young love is wonderful, isn’t it?
Me: How was it for you as a kid?
Manager: Me? I chased girls until they turned me down, then cried myself to sleep.
Me: Oh.
Manager: Yep, nothing much has changed...
Anime story idea: When an elementary school student melds consciousness with his greatest fear, a stag beetle, he has to learn to understand and accept his phobia while fighting and befriending other mind-melded animal-human hybrids.
The difference between cats and dogs:
Dogs: I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND DO EVERYTHING YOU DEMAND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Cats: you will love me until the end of time and do everything I demand because you love me so much.
Anime story ideas:
A supernatural teen mystery like Stranger Things except it stars kid versions of the Gods and and Goddesses of Greek mythology.
SPOILER ALERT: It's all Zeus' fault, because it's ALWAYS Zeus' fault.
Hey yo open question when you play an RPG do you name the MC after yourself or make something up that fits the world?
Asking for a friend... with the same name as me.
Group of teenagers came in looking to buy beer. They called me "my fine gentleman" and spoke with obviously fake English accents.
And yes, that is a monocle.
Okay open question: What’s a good present to buy for someone who was recently dumped but also happens to be part of a long line of grim reapers?
SUGGESTIONS APPRECIATED.
Okay, so here’s an open question: how honest should you be to your date about how much of a weeb/dork/doofus/otaku/gamer you are on the first date?
(Starter opinion in the thread!)
Anime story idea:
When Death realized he's messed up the paperwork, he has to go to Earth and take back that life, but finds it has been reborn as a puppy. He decides to take the puppy on vacation, but can he do his final job as they become closer?
Manager: Seeing people unhappy makes me think.
Me: ?
Manager: Maybe some of us will be lonely forever, and our best bet is to gather to share in our loneliness and heartbreak.
…
Me: That is maybe the loneliest thing I have ever heard in my life.
Manager: Okay! I got a match! What should I do?
Me: Message her! Say hello or something!
Manager: What… size… for… wedding… ring?
Me: Woah! Hold up there moving a little too fast there!
…
Manager: Let’s… move… in… together…
Hey so what’s a good conversation starter for approaching a friend (but maybe one day lover and soulmate) who is in an angry, fiery, will-kill-you-for-saying-the-wrong-thing kind of mood?