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Kenyan leaders should literally grow up. Yani watu wanakufa njaa and in northrift we are literally begging them to buy our maize. Over 1000 farmers queuing at NCPB depot. What is the maize doing at the depot if people are dying of hunger?
#Turkanadrought
#turkana
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International media houses wame anza kusema “There’s pressure for the President to resign”
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Police wakiona vile KDF are being celebrated wanaskia ni kama wana nyongwa na viazi moto!
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Nil returns will still be nil returns even if I file after 10 years. Putting a deadline to file nil returns is bonkers!
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Jina Osama kutajwa Parliament imeshtua FBI na CIA. Wanadhani he’s risen from the dead.
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Kiherehere ya kumake govt services online sasa imefanya hawaezi zima internet. Wezi wa E Citizen cannot allow their looting to be temporarily stopped😂
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Kisum City didn’t even bother writing to the police juu the know the drill😂
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What Zakayo doesn’t understand is that this Generation won’t be manipulated by Religion. We are not out parents.
We LEFT Church, but we NEVER left GOD
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Sudi had hired 500 goons from Langas. Walikuja na psyche sana but kufika Rivatex, they’d gotten a memo that their arrival is being eagerly awaited! Ilibibi walale hapo kwa kiwanja ya Rivatex whole day!
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Kutoka nizaliwe, sijawai skia watu wa Marsabit waki demonstrate!😭😭
You must be bottom of the barrel trash to piss them that much hadi wanadai kutokea!
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On Tuesday we are requesting Police and Military in Eldoret to mind their business. Wacha tunyoroshane na goons wa Chelilim na Oscar heshima idumu!
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Mutai akiona Hanifa ana manage Millions successfully anaskia kukufa na wivu!😂
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After the dust settles it seems Adamson Bungei will spend his retirement in ICC alongside his boss The Butcher!
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Uzuri ya Gen Z you can never buy them at the last minute ndio wakupigie kura. They are products of “The Internet Never Forgets”
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Land Bill ni rahisi kudeal nayo juu its sponsored by a single member, Ruiri MP.
Leteni number we congratulate him!
#RutoMustGo
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Last night he held a meeting with student leaders and select youths in his Kapchogir Farm and Elgonview.Apparently he gave them something “small” to convince them to take “lead” in the demos ndio waitwe wakuje negotiating table wapewe za macho protests ziishe.I’m working on names
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Makosa moja imeshafanyika! Chapati yangu haifai kukua wet.
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Manifesting Gachagua showing up for the debate halafu aseme “Siwezi jibizana na wamama”
It will be chaotic 😂😂😂😂
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Btw hatutaki upuzi ya leaders, if Raila loses akubali roho safi. If Ruto loses he should concede graciously na tusonge mbele
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Ulizeni Kairo about the Armored Prado ilikua kwa yard yake ilikua ya nani na ilichukuliwa kwa nini?
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I’m yet to see a Kenyan man murdered by a Nigerian woman. Our 🇰🇪 sisters, your greed precedes you 😂😂😂
I’m yet to see a Nigerian woman marry a Kenyan man. Our 🇰🇪 brothers, your stinginess precedes you 😂😂😂
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Hizo lorry za GSU zime angushwa N/Rift, mambo ya Elections iki isha, wasirudi, waendelee na safari hivyo hadi Baragoi na Kapedo. They must maintain peace in those areas with the same zeal!
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Just so you know, code name ya Moi international airport is MBA
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Talking stage with a cousin? 😭😭
My husband and I will get married without the talking stage coz I have none left in me wallah 😂😂😂 bro I have zero interest and energy left in me 😭😭😭
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Ballot boxes would be airlifted by a chopper. I’m sure the school is a polling station. 😂
Police officer and teacher undress to cross overflowing river while delivering KCSE exam papers
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Hii vitu nita wa funza mara ngapi? When ordering anything from abroad, always put Destination as Kampala then enda pale Buscar/Classic ulipie delivery to Nrb, wenyewe watalipa rider akachukue from DHL office Kampala hadi Namayiba Bus Park. Rider haiwezi cost more than 10K UGX
I ordered a part from Italy worth 57£ from italy through DHL I wanted it quick so I DHL expressed it
Guess how much the government wants as levies and taxes 7300 am shipping in a USB diagnosis cable- this country is just painful to be in
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Ruto has never gone to KASS FM to spread propaganda. Kibaki never addressed the nation in vernacular
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Imagine a whole CBK governor breathing a sigh of relief!! The rot is greater than we can imagine
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Nimefika Eldoret wazee wanasema ni kama kijana ya nyumbani hatamaliza term! 💉💉
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Sasa mnaona how govt is chasing away investors? An investor wants to build a gas company that will ultimately bring down the cost of cooking gas locally, but mnajua the big boys won’t entertain that. Clue, Spectre International
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Vijana wa Audi na Mercedes wote wako “Mteja”. Kiambu Road boys wako radar yao mbaya sana. Pigia any forex trader uone kama ako on 😂😂
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Tz wako na audacity! 😂
They presented a plan for East Africa infrastructure at AU. The plan excludes Kenya 😂
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Naskia Mkarabati ali finesse patrons wa TimbaXO by charging 2K during the launch. It was alleged that Diamond and Zuchu would make an appearance! Guess who entertained the guests? Your favorite MP turned Comedian from Mumias, Salasya! 😂😂😂😂
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LSK 🐐 amesema tuki safisha radar ya
#RutoMusGo
ni kama Koome ni next.
We are fixing this nation
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This is how food security is achieved! I doubt if tiktok twerkers know this
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I pray so hard ipite.
With this proposal, no Kalenjin and other pastoralists will vote for that fraud come 2027
Kenyans to pay Ksh500,000 fine for rearing farm animals without license in new proposal
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Mtu ametoka embobut juzi ananunua Boeing within a Year?
We don’t have a country
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Hakuna kitu inaezakupea happiness na satisfaction kama kutembea kwa maize field yako and the whole field produced like this
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Haha…wakipata your fridge is fully stocked, kitchen is spacious, fast internet, dstv, 40 inch tv, hot shower and a comfortable couch, huyo ata na excavator huwezi mtoa hapo! Ata kama uko na bibi alikua ame travel atakushow “stay out of this let me sort with her woman to woman”😂
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A classmate being dropped every morning with the Kenya Prison lorry/bus and escorted by 4 prison warders during KCSE. He was charged with murder during the August holiday in form 4. He couldn’t eat school lunch, he had to be rushed to eat prison lunch and be back by 2 PM 😭
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Nunua washing machine. She’s not your house girl
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Just know if you’re in Eldoret and you accept to be used by those foolish tribal bigots we call politicians, just know when the dust settles, you’ll pay for it.
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Your parents are still getting pregnant 😭😭
My time is up on this app
Nipeeni baby names za kijana , sitaki brother yangu aitwe Nathaniel 😭😭😭
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Mjue quickmart ni 1-0. Lakini ata 5-0 nita anza huko! Poverty is the enemy
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Wacha ni translate Mountain babes washike moto proper.
“Weee mumama, leta mursik na uharakishe. Wachana na hizo vitu unafanya. Unaskia kweli? Nimesema uharakishe ulete mursik na ukuje hapa, mara moja”
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When I said muache kupanda mbegu za Kenya Seed you thought I was nuts😂😂
Kama mbegu sio Pannar ya Zambia ama Seed Co wacha ikae! Na kama uko na pesa try DK777
A current CS planted maize in his farm, harvested then packaged them kwa mifuko ya Kenya Seed Company and that other company then sold them to wakulima as genuine seeds leading to extremely poor crop performance and very low yields.
What kind of greed is this??!!
#RutoMustGo
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Kuna boiz ame weka Dunga for the last 6 years! Kwani maisha ni rough aje huku nje? The most nimeweka ni 10 days and it’s coz of Cartels at KRA that were on my back! 😭
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Stop lying. We raised the money and it has actually paid the bills and funeral expenses.
Jidishi Mathe
My attention has been drawn to efforts by some individuals to raise funds from the public to pay hospital bills for persons injured during the demonstrations.
Out of the total 294 casualties attended to in our Refferal Hospitals, 235 have been treated for various degrees of
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I know it’s not my place but you should be skipping some topics, like mismanagement of public funds and looting. Even if you’re stating facts, it will be overshadowed by your Dad’s tenure in politics
Wait!!
First Lady used citizen taxes to fly to go ask Benny Hinn to come do a full government funded crusade??
🙆🏿♀️🙆🏿♀️🙆🏿♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Smgdmfh?
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Hatuezi kubali an illiterate man to divide the people of Uasin Gishu along tribal lines
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Mna troll
@hvmsternotnice
while he’s getting all the love and everything he was requesting on the long paragraphs
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Walai Tweeps hamna akili, we raised all red flags but still you went ahead mkachanga now ako vacay with your small monies 😂😂
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ICC candidates by spreading misinformation likely to cause chaos!
1. Philippic Etale
2. Pauline Njoroge
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Chris Kirubi died and most of his follower girls’ lifestyles died too.
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Candidates for recall as it stands
1. Langata MP -
@JalangoMwenyewe
2. Mogotio MP - Reuben Kiborek
3. Mwea MP - Mary Maingi
Add yours
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Boniface Mwangi is solely responsible for what is happening in Kibera.
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Huyu sasa ndio our leader! Utatupigania vita ya Bobo! Us the poors hatuna nguvu 😂
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Did you know kuna mbogi ya Mulot wanaishi bedsitter Juja but they own own Private planes and yachts? Shida ni they can’t enjoy those things coz FBI and CIA are waiting for them to show their faces
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Divide and conquer!
Naona you’re good students of Philosophy 😂
Ma duanzi wame jazana JKIA sasa hawaezi toka kukuja kuua watu tao 🤣
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I don’t think US has ever had an Ambassador to Kenya who’s selling brand Kenya the way Meg is🙌
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If Osama meant well, why is he hosting a parallel space? Si ange ingia hii ya kina Kimuzi and request mic? He wants to curate the narrative! Bado ako kazi
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Wanandi wame sanitize Mandago after finessing them juu ni mtoto wa nyumbani 😂😂
They deserve all the misery that the politicians are meting on them
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Just wait till that midget passes on then your stepmoms who are your agemates n other concubines go to court to split hiyo “pesa” ndio utajua earth is hard.
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When M7 was campaigning in UG 2016, Ruto joined him in Kapchorwa mega Rally and talked to the people in Kalenjin. Since then the 5 Kalenjin districts have been strongholds of M7. There was brewing rebellion in the Kalenjin region but since the WSR have whipped them to NRM
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Let me put it into farming context. 33K is about 204 liters of diesel. If I use my FIAT 140-90, it will harrow approximately 40 acres! 😳😳
Naeza rukwa na kichwa ukisema nilipe bill ya 33K kwa bar! 😂😂
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Kidogo atafungua roho bana vile mama yako alimtrap na ball😂😂😂😂
Sijawahi taka kukuwa in the same drinking joint na mzae mimi. I dont know how y'all do it.
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Kalenjin MPs are whispering yes, si ushout Yes na nguvu halafu tupatane ground!🚮
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Ati Boniface Mwangi alikua ashajiona First Lady in 2024 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kuna mtu atakua iced not because he’s a traitor but because many shared intel in confidence in their DMs.
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A thread for persons that Showed patriotism Today…
1. Ole Sapit
2. Chebukati
3. NPS Deputy IG
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You are very foolish and stupid if you participated and chanted those war songs in Kalenjin. You think you’re more Kalenjin than we are?
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UDA will make KBC great again. Media walijifanya ku biased 😂😂
Content and signal from National events watakua wananunua from Multichoice/KBC 😂😂
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Mnadhani Quickmart anadanganya na hizo story zake but funny enough ni facts! Ata Club Image ya thika wame lala huko! Ni kama hamjui a typical strict Kalenjin dad! Wenye walienda Karen term 1 can relate!
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If you want good rates enda forex za Eastleigh. Open a dollar account to avoid carrying cash, with one call and transfer of KSH to their account, they’ll deposit the equivalent in USD to your dollar account! Ama unipee kazi nikue your money changer!
Its amazing how banks will buy dollars at say 143 and sell the same to the market at 155😅. Its time
@CBKKenya
Cracked the whip and saved us from such greed.
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Uasin Gishu county burnt down their revenue offices! Msidhani hatujui mchezo wa taon!
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Kuna 1 greedy cartel najua huku, alibuy na ku hoard 30,000 bags! Let’s see who blinks 1st between him and govt 😂😂
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Kweshon: Mtu wangu wa job amepata hii kitu akifanya job kwa msitu, ni yake ama ni yangu? Also, inaeza toa pesa ngapi?
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Those schools plus Mr Beast will be surcharged levies by WARDA. Ni kama hamjui hii serikali. How dare he construct 100 boreholes bila za macho?
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If you have a business that generates more than 5m in turn over, Register a company in Mauritius. Direct all your revenue to Accounts in Mauritius. DM me if you want help on how to balance your “cooked” in come!
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Huyo MP amenikumbusha class meeting mtu akitoa maoni akisema, Principal afute cooks ndio watu wa homescience wakue wakipikia shule halafu hiyo pesa wame save wanunue nayo nyama! 😂😂
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WSR moving away from subsidizing consumption. He’s leaning towards subsidizing production. That’s a good sustainable move
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Mtu amelipuka hivi and it’s only 6? 😂😂
Hizi ni nini mnapea wamama?
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Napenda the shameless MPs that are saying watapitisha asubui na mapema! Pia nyinyi next election tutapitisha rivals wenyu asubuhi na mapema!
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