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Aspiring Rich Black Lady • Focused on Closing the Black Racial Wealth Gap • Openly Authentic African-American • she/her• 💍 to @esqwir1 • Very Unserious

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@ebonyinthecity
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@CandiceBenbow You just gotta accept looking like Frederick Douglass for a little a while.
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@levaymusic @flow_witMe I’m making “thanks for informing me, we gotta keep an eye on this nigga” an auto reply at work for emails when people are giving me the tea. 🤣🤸🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤸🏾‍♀️🤣
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@DueyKelevra And we wish your beards would connect, but here we are…
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@shes_rADIAnt She did an interview here recently and says she has friends her own age and is actually attending Prom this year.
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@talleyberrybaby A handful of them peanuts
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@iLoveAntoinette I never even thought about her age. She is THIRTY-FOUR. I am gobsmacked.
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@crissles Girl I thought this was a meal kit 🤣
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@KevOnStage Didn’t he ask to be cancelled? All we did was say ok, bet.
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@theninaparker One million percent the later and nobody cares that it’s mad triggering and adds to my trauma. There’s no relational trust on my end.
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@nhoodpublicist Nah she need to be making one of them inappropriate dancing tik toks in the ICU with him tubed up - describing his journey to malnourishment and how he’s now fighting for his life .
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@TxxRedd This 72 year old teenager is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TheBaddestMitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know Mrs Netta ain’t gettin a BBL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@DarrinEvans @TheBaddestMitch Listen my 6th grader goes through $762 of prime, takis, and dried seaweed a month! I am looking for a second job and I have a good job 😫🥴😫
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@thecindynoir It’s giving back child support and doesn’t use his parenting time 🤣
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@KevOnStage Wait a minute cuz I had to watch this 3 times to confirm it was not actually y’all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@DomSOS_ @QartierDrip LMAOOOOO what is this??? You are not a good person for bringin this into my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TheBaddestMitch Not you freeing the hoes all summer 🤣🤣🤣
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@nhoodpublicist Yeah I have alopecia and I have so many bald spots but you can’t tell because my stylist covers them with intention. I haven’t even had to go as short as Jada yet because I can still cover it by not wearing my hair bone straight. People just get on here and say anything.
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@CJLawrenceEsq Right cuz who is Charles Hoodifer? 🤣🤣🤣
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@christinicalia I high key kinda want that one for myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@LenValyrian Husband and kid are gone for the weekend so I got up made a pitcher of mimosas, French toast, grits, and an omelette. Brownies are cooling and I’ve selected my streaming content for the day.
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Tommy's mama is the issue on #QuarterTonTeen . What is the point of badgering someone who just had surgery with unnecessary questions. I hope that at some point somebody tells her she's the entire problem before the episode ends.
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@KidFury We saw it last night! Only 6 people in the theater. Amazing!
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7 months
@SupernovaMomma There is no such thing as homemade cereal. Aside from granola cereal was invented as a commercial product. She doing way too much for no damn reason.
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@MSarelson @FluentInFinance Basic courtesy? This ain’t my cousins house lol I’m paying for this and they charge a cleaning fee. Byeeeee!
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@GoddessL_ Lmaoooo I just sent him some money! Have fun in Hawaii mama! 🤣
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@charles270 Why would you say “Touched in the forehead to death” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@talleyberrybaby Damn! Double Homicide 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SupernovaMomma We who? Toby sang about his daddy teaching him about all about the benefits of lynching and has was an enthusiastic racist. “We” didn’t lose anyone.
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@lmTheReasonWhy Baby we quit! We had to raise ourselves all through the 80’s. We chillin and traveling and only worried about our immediate households 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MojoDisco Don’t do Keith like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@missleighcarter This is the best thing I’ve seen all month 🤣🤣🤣
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@GlamazonJay I worked at Sprint back in the day and it was JUST like this 🤣. I actually quit because of bereavement leave. They tried to give me some absurdly small leave so I was just like never mind and went home, forever 🤣. I was 23. I don’t know why they thought I cared about that job
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@Nettaaaaaaaa Very strange. I turned it off cuz the giddy energy she had gave me the heeby jeebies
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@travisfromdabk_ @OkSoMik She just knew it was liquor adjacent 🤣. Close enough
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@nhoodpublicist 🗣️ THE MAMA WHO DID ALL THE WORK and is the reason there is a Christmas morning! People gotta be for real and stop being obtuse.
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@made_in_cosmos My oldest sister is Baby Girl on her birth certificate and I chuckle whenever she has to update her security clearance because they put her through hell 🤣🤣🤣
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@All_OverVuitton Listen. We’ve all done a season or two 🤣
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@lisabevolving Not me seeing this as soon as I closed my laptop and crawled into bed with this migraine and this is the whole reason I have a migraine 🤣🥴🥴
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@notcapnamerica The student said get from round me cuz we not doin this tuh day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@lmTheReasonWhy Sending you caregiver empathy and hugs. 🫂
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@NoEmmeG My son will deadass say sushi, chargrilled oysters, or some other random non eleven year old shit 🤣
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@TheBaddestMitch I got $5 on him being a fatherless baby 🤣🤣🤣
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@crystaldwrites That was beautiful. I wish that had been my experience. I was 100% on my own and woooooo it was rough! Forever changed how I view that person, real talk.
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@TheBrookeAsh OMG I missed all of this and went to google it and now I’m DEEP in a rabbit hole 🤣🤣🤣
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@lingerie_addict The idea of a “McRib” is disgusting and offensive. No one should be eating pork mush pressed into the shape of a rack of ribs. I said what I said and I meant it.
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@thelifeofcarri To do what exactly? 🤣
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@ChancyHales @realgirl_fieri Cars and driving are regulated to minimize harm to others. That’s why there are tests, licenses, penalties for violating rules, fees, required annual registration , environmental rules and requirements, restrictions on type available for general use, and so much more! Bad example
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@TheBaddestMitch If she was assigned as a 1:1 behavioral aide then her student had a cognitive disability and may not have really understood her actions nor truly been able to consent. I don’t get the point of this story other than her volunteering that she was absolutely terrible at her job.
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@ATMwithJacy There’s no correlation between this and him showing improved behavior, having positive relationships, & developing the ability to communicate his feelings and needs while confident that he’ll be supported and have his needs met. She needs parent coaching & support asap.
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@leighlo_maria I didn’t even know canned macaroni and cheese existed 🤣🤣🤣
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@LoveAndyC @TheBrookeAsh The girls were actual friends and knew each other in real life or at least had only 1° of separation. These new people are strangers and/or just genuinely dislike one another.
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@NubianKingBenji The laugh I just laughed at this cleansed my soul 🤣🤣🤣
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I watched #TakeCareOfMaya tonight. John Hopkins, Dr. Sally Smith, & that woman Cathi ought to be shamed & held personally personally responsible. This story shines a light on the horrific ways the medical community commits abuse & traumatizes entire families. So sad & upsetting.
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1 year
@TheBaddestMitch Him and Laura are both sexual predators. That was the craziest episode I’ve ever seen!
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@thareaalthing @TxxRedd Me in college going to my 8am class 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TheBaddestMitch I would be begging for deportation. Kick me out please! 🤣🤣🤣
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@MoreAndAgain We have this in Chicago! It's amazing and sooooo convenient
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@chefmade_92 And I think it might still be going 🤣🤣
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@heyaimsarah Nah tell him we said he’s gotta go live now when eats the cakes cuz we are invested and rooting for him! 🤣
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@maiamcdonld @BlockClubCHI Show the southside some love and include Jars By Jasiman on 79th Street! She has a delightful ice cream and milkshake menu (and lots of other yummy treats). South Shore is a beautiful community and our small businesses deserve to be highlighted
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@ChelleBofDC @theninaparker I know that feeling big hugs to you sis 🫂
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1 year
@AsToldByCarl Keep in mind folks that same blog that “broke” this story are the same folks that said they had “sources at the palace” who told them the Queen had died and they broke that story first as well. Also keep in mind that she was not in fact dead 😂
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@jaimeblack Hold on lemme ask siri if she’s heard about anything
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@LOUIEFATTONS Mine was Alejandro 🫶🏾. I really do miss my friend. They moved to Spain to live they best life
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@QueenMother__ If it’s on Zoom enable transcript and the ai meeting summary. Those are my fav new features cuz I gotta keep receipts in these work streets!
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6 months
@Melamamii @chefmade_92 She on here too with her burner lol
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1 year
@wjk1971 Hang some Christmas lights , bring out some big plants from inside and alternating colors or patterns on tablecloths.
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@crissles 3,000 books in MULTIPLE LANGUAGES! C’mon now people and tap into your critical thinking cuz there’s quite literally NO WAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@DGretta_Author Is she headed to vet school next cuz otherwise that doesn’t sound like a degree that leads to a high income.
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@WebullGlobal Lol not the untrustworthy meme guy 😩😩😩. We ain’t buyin nothin he is selling mmmkay?
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@ImagineThis704 @sweetfacedinero Lmaoooo that lady is alive and well babe
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@johndegarson Not a bundle 🤣🤣🤣
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@TheBaddestMitch Whatever kind make it liquid. You get much better absorption. My doc has me on Ferrous Sulfate
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@Charlieisdachef Why would you mix ketchup, lime juice, and brown sugar? I am genuinely puzzled. I have never in my life seen that flavor profile anywhere
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@AsAndrewSpeaks @UberEats I don’t use @UberEats anymore cuz it’s gotten real unsafe. The driver and the car are almost never who it says it’s gonna be anymore. Folks are renting out their accounts to people now and I am not trying to be the victim of a home invasion.
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@ksdotlewis I wanna know how it even got to $2.4 milllion. Nothing about it was of interest to me, a Black person. I saw the main character guy doing an interview saying we just don’t get it. Guess he was right! 🤣
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@crissles Why did she describe my outfit minus the hat 🤣. I have planned this look for months. I love it! I am soooooo ready for our show! I feel like I’ve been waiting forever. And re: this lady- she had the time she deserved.
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@hobbymonster @WhitleyMarionGW @DarrinEvans @TheBaddestMitch Gotta be the damn anime cuz lord knows we did not growing up eating that in my very Black childhood home. Imagine asking your parents for some seaweed. I could only imagine the response 🤣
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@DanielKayHertz Great work Dan! Chicago was lucky to have you be of service. I personally got to witness a fraction of your dedication and commitment to being creative and pushing innovation at DOH and thousands of people are better off in this city because of your efforts.
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@elleeinnbee @LAYSAINTLAURENT Two kids get a packet of ramen (maybe with some diced hotdogs) for dinner and the daughter w/ the CS gets the filet and lobster combo at the hibachi grill cuz well that’s what Twitter said, so, yeah. A hard knock life indeed.
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@lyricist_dean She is asinine
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@thecindynoir I hate it so bad 🤣. I have literally excused myself and just waited for my friends in the car because it’s the worst. So frightening lol 😩😩😩😭😭😭😭
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@MarketingBully_ Yikes! Governor Ryan went to jail behind aiding people in scamming the DMV. Operation Safe road sent damn near a hundred people to jail she better tread lightly and rethink her choices. If one of them is involved in a bad crash she is cooked.
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@AshleiieBrianna @MissKilahMarie Their diary is their diary. There’s no good reason to even ask for consent to touch it. If you want to create spaces for kids to figure out how to be vulnerable then get a two way notebook that you BOTH write in with the understanding that you are writing notes to EACH OTHER.
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@KryssyLaReina So it looks like that ain’t even their biological father so I am even more confused as to why this woman would let him traumatize her kids for likes and shares? That’s just pathetic. Why would you intentionally let someone victimize your children? Make it make sense?
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@_subera @deray @united I’m sure some of your talented team would love to do this. Great opportunity for the students to meet with a pilot or even someone from airport ops! Or even real estate! So many options!
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6 months
@KeishaBee626 Isn’t getting a tutor an act of helping? Where’s the issue?
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10 months
@diamondj_she_is @LookAtDustin That’s what I pointed out to my husband. 🤣🤣🤣
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6 months
This! This is the part where I lost it and SCREAMED! So relieved to see somebody else is finally catching that lil part cuz I was undone with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He wrote up a fake offer letter saying he gets access to the company helicopter?!? fjdjsjsjskjssj JESUS!!! 😭😭
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@thecindynoir I feel her. I had traveled by commuter rail and on a normal day it was 2hrs door to door, BUT don’t let their be an accident involving a fatality (which happens more than you think!) easily a 5 hour trip home. People gotta have more empathy. I remember being here.
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