@mrcarl_woodward I thought I'd leave it to the last minute to book - cheapest tix now available are £151 .....

@InfamousGasman My CT pinged through and I just pretended I didn't know that I had a PE until the doctor told me. The next day I was lucky enough to have a doctor pal who looked at the Echo scan report to save me googling bit by bit 😉

@QcWynter I bet she was extra terrified to get a "top KC" which was probably what her supervisor had said before allocating the job 💉. B12 jabs are fab - I need them every 3 months and they really give me a boost.

@Docstockk I'm fairly obviously female on the outside, also if you see the bits I'm happy to expose to health care professionals. I definitely don't want any of the examining team not to be able to state my sex correctly. Be nice to trans people, but have a unisex changing room too. Simple

@alunjohnhood @GeorginaOnuorah @OpenAirTheatre Booked, and looking forward to it.

@stpaulswesthack I misread the final sentence as "eggs and scones". I'm already wondering if they were jam first (which is correct) or cream first (which is very wrong). And, now I want a scone .....

@London_W4 Does it matter? We live in a multicultural city. Why does it bother you?

Matcha latte in the velvetiser, served in a matchy matcha green mug that may or may not have my name on it.

I'm only here for the half-time show #SuperBowl

@RupertLowe10 @MikeTappTweets By that reckoning, Dover and Deal are our towns too, and the capital city would appreciate some Sylheti signs there. Thank you. Is it your mission to get "Pret a Manger" to change its name? Even in France?

@history99917180 O-reg-ano always gets me, and erbs. Paasta too.

@mrcarl_woodward I need to order the poster - my local art/framing shop had said she'd add diamantés in the style of the not-for- sale poster in the NT bookshop during the run(and I did ask if they'd sell it!). There's a perfect space on the kitchen wall after this year's calendar runs out!

@dieworkwear Oh dear, it looks like it's out of a Christmas cracker

@OfficialTracieB @dtks888 @AdrianRees15 @mrcarl_woodward Definitely not a nobody.

@HarleyShah I wonder if he'd include Welsh?

@DrNeilStone Yep. My first shingles vaccine area from twelve hours ago is a bit lumpy and tender if I touch it - I'm taking this as a win and as a sign that it's working. Thank you NHS. Another in 6 months time, and the chances of further shingles are reduced or symptoms will not be so bad.

@JrueChains @realDonaldTrump Can't he just drink it straight out of the glass?

@stpaulswesthack I misread the final sentence as "eggs and scones". I'm already wondering if they were jam first (which is correct) or cream first (which is very wrong). And, now I want a scone .....

@Joanna__Hardy East London, this probably diabetic squirrel pinched a wrapped two finger KitKat off someone's balcony and ran up a tree, delicately unwrapped it and tucked in.

@mrcarl_woodward I had £20 credit in my Donmar account that will expire in 3 weeks; decided to get in the queue for Dealer's Choice. Nothing below £55. No senior discounts either, all very well to offer cheap seats to under 30s, but they are more likely to have a higher income than us wrinkles!