The Importance of Being Ernest Khalimov
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Y’all ever see a bitch so fine that you feel a blind and often destructive urge for sexual contest, which is fought, not for ownership of the female, but for possession of being?
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@guywhoiswoke
A lot of that has to do with writing in this movie although I do love the apes reboots.
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Donald Keene (translator) on the final months of Yukio Mishima
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Accept my fuck. Respect my fuck.
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What a thoughtless and idiotic thing to say in an introduction of a book that will outlive and outshine anything this woman ever produces lol.
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Here is
@JezewskaJ
talking about BAP on an leftist NYU panel. Her hatred and fear of men like
@bronzeagemantis
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What a thoughtless and idiotic thing to say in an introduction of a book that will outlive and outshine anything this woman ever produces lol.
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Fucking a white South African that don’t shave her pussy call that the Rhodesian bush war
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“We put birth control in the water supply”
“I’m out”
“…of Atlanta, Georgia”
“I’m in”
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I am a sensitive young man. Affirm. I am an aristocrat of the soul. Affirm. I possess the courage of Heracles. Affirm. I am a tender yearncel. Affirm. I feel things more deeply than most. Affirm.
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Light your cigarette off of mine then die in my arms
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“There’s a lot bigger problems than ‘Palestine’ to worry about… Like what? We have to reinstate apartheid for one. We need to accelerate world hunger. We need to encourage a retvrn to Bronze. Age. Values. And most importantly, we have to promote selective breeding.”
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“He’s into being outdoors, but he also is extremely racist.”
It's really simple: he's into being outdoors, but he also is extremely racist.
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“I do love cats… and I dream of a free Tibet… maybe you’re right anon- glassing China really IS the most ethical thing we could do!”
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@tylerduran21
@cheer_wine
Yeah I have no idea who wouldn’t be slightly pissed getting a $1 refund it’s not about understanding how taxes work it’s just how our brains work lol.
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Raping a Jamaican lady must be crazy cause she’d be like “a mi no want dis! Wag wan wid de big ting in mi BLOODOCLAT u’sa bad ting!”
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Yes hello everyone thanks for following
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Sluttiest thing a woman can do is be a massive fucking whore
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@unactuallife
@returntohegel
@b15837708
Thanks for using your dialectical prowess to talk down that armed gunman that was holding my wife and kids hostage last week Tommy.
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The art kids called me racist and the racists called me a fag :(
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When a professor says something so libtarded you gotta hit them with that bug killer stare
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How it feels to accidentally ratio your mutual
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I hate when the girl cums too it feels like accepting a draw in chess
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Thank god I wasn’t on that ship with Odysseus I would’ve gracefully swan dived in after the sirens straight yearning my shit getting warmed and shit getting fired up getting ready to go crazy in some mermaid gash like just going berserk mode in her guts and everything
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I find it kinda chuddy
I find it kind of Chad
That the dreams in which I’m mogging
Are the ones that make me glad
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“You’re going back. And so are the children.”
“But J.D, I’m your wife! What are you talking about?”
“I don’t mince words sweetheart. Don’t make me repeat myself. Pack your bags.”
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I’d like to be utterly obsessed with something until it kills me
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(At the rape store): “one rape, please.”
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I would wait for you until the dust consumes me
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This guy tweeting this again after 5 years only for it to flop again is genuinely insane
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Im definitely missing some but here are authors that would’ve been good poasters. Who else?
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Being a kid is fun because you can read Redwall and then be like “Oh word, there’s another 30 books in this series about little mouse knights. Good thing I’ve got time on my hands.”
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No babe your pussy is perfect the tight ones make me feel claustrophobic
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Me leaving the Palestine campus protest to go join the Zionist counter-protest because the girls look hotter.
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Despite what Twitter would have you believe, culture is not preserved by a group talking about how their culture is worth preserving. It’s done by homogenous groups of males that prefer their way of life over others to the point of being willing to kill for it.
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Average rw anon logging onto Pinterest to find aesthetic pictures.
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Screaming the n word in your car and then closing the door really quickly so that when you open it the n word comes out
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My (somewhat noisy) neighbor just killed himself
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Posting tweets hoping to get that one mutuals like in particular is my version of gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy shows up
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Will this cure my hangover or literally kill me
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Already one of my favorite actors, this anecdote of Bill Murray dunking a 9 year old Seth Green in a trash can elevated old Billy boy to goat status.
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@JezewskaJ
I really love hearing about the dangers of late stage capitalism from a woman that splits her time between NYC and Switzerland
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Just ate a cherry. Perhaps I’ll eat another. Perhaps I’ll eat three.
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“We declare that the splendor of the world has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed. A racing automobile with its bonnet adorned with great tubes like serpents to run on machine-gun fire, is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace.”
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“Haha anon I love that weird little Russian accent you do. Wait who was that again BAP? Please just fuck a baby into me”
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I won’t be celebrating 900 followers because that’s too normie I will however be cockdoxxing at 901 followers
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July 8th- Too much rage bait has ruined my timeline. Too much coaling has gone on for too long. From now on it will be 50 yearn posts each morning. 50 Nietzsche excerpts. There will be no more “discourse.”There will be no more tweet slop, no more destroyers of my algorithm.
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Minoan women were tripping on saffron and communicating with griffins and had complex and beautiful high fashion and danced together in sacred groves and partook in many rites of passage from stage to stage of their lives as girls to wives to mothers to priestesses.
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“Haha anon so you think Moby Dick is misnomered as a novel when in reality it’s a neo-biblical Shakespearean prose epic about man’s search for meaning and the hydro-masculinity of tyranny found in the vast deep of sea? I’ve never talked to someone like you before…”
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Pussy from a girl that doesn’t know where she is or what’s happening to her
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My father was a yearner. And so was his father before him.
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The art kids called me racist and the racists called me a fag :(
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You people are sick. Sick in the head. You people make me SICK
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When my e-wife starts posting about Hegel
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It is Friday. Act accordingly.
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Garden architecture is fascinating because it is so easy to tell which ones were designed by women and which by men.
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This is longhoused and stems only from a select number of ladies in the 12th century in the court of Aquitaine who bastardized the martial chivalry of the high Middle Ages—which stemmed back to the warrior ethos of the Homeric Bronze Age—into one in servitude of women.
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If I had a wife I would slam on the dinner table with both fists and say “get me another flagon of ale, wench!” and undress her and bend her over the table and
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I can't believe you all kept tweeting without me I feel betrayed rn
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I never knew green until I saw her eyes. I never knew sorrow till she asked me to follow her heart.
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I don’t think we should be “normalizing” anything. We should be doing the opposite. Everything strange. Everything forbidden. Everything full of wonder.
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What I think will happen after consuming 11 beers and asking the older woman at my college bar if she will “accept my fuk”
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When a libtard likes one of my tweets
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Everything is about sex. Except sex, which is about power.
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The Jews called me a nazi and the nazis called me a Jew :(
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Guy at my gym just had a full fledged schizoid roid-rage public meltdown. He was huge. I’m tryna get like him fr.
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If I was smart I’d probably tweet really SMART stuff like this 😂
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Liking my own xeet immediately after poasting not because no one can see it and not for negligible algo boost but because I deserve it
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@bronzeagegerman
Putting a fake book sleeve titled “I fucking love to kill to Ukrainians for no particular reason” on all the books I read in public
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Eating 27 oysters before a first date and then getting such an intense erection on the drive over that all of the blood leaves my head and I pass out causing a 16 car pileup on the freeway in which I am ejected from my vehicle directly into a battered woman’s vagina.
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Thread of the final letters of WW2 Japanese Kamikaze Pilots
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Call me Ahab after I have three drinks the way I’m monomaniacally searching for a white whale to harpoon.
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Go to Thailand. Go to a fucking go go bar. Fuck a fucking ladyboy. Get some fucking aids.
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The ads have fucking boobs we totally defeated the heckin woke agenda! It’s all uphill from here!
For the homosexual youth, this is what adverts were like 20 years ago. We have literally gone back. Woke status: Put away by Sydney Sweeney's mommy milkers.
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Babe I think your pussy is bleeding does that happen a lot?
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The Armie Hammer Innocence Project
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How it feels to yearn
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I really enjoy the Natalie photos where it looks like absolutely nothing is going on up there
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(200 years from now)
“Wait, the Earnestyearncel golden age profile picture lady was an actress?”
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A really hot girl that roofies incels before having sex with them so they can’t remember it as a cruel joke
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