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Proud dinkwad. Geriatric Millennial. Social media for brands. He/him. 🏳️⚧️✊🏳️🌈
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11 years and two weddings later…
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Fixed it.
This government is doing the bare minimum it can get away with so that at the inevitable public enquiry, they can shrug and say ‘we did run a comms campaign, not our fault if nobody followed the advice’.
#StayAlert
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This is amazing and well overdue. Kudos
@VICENews
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“The collections of the British Museum are premised on a simple idea: I’m proud of what my great grandfather stole from yours.”
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Fun fact: I work in Social Media. When we adjusted our ad targeting for a well-known brand to remove men over the age of 50, racist comments and replies dropped by around 70%.
Man arrested after racist tweet sent to England footballer Marcus Rashford
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Well that was fun Pt. 2 ☺️
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Kate Middleton sashaying into the next family gathering after recovering from her BBL surgery.
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Paul, staring me down at the round table to ensure I don’t vote for him.
#TheTraitors
#traitors
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BREAKING: UK Government issues advice for Denise Welch and Kirstie Allsopp following the Whitty Valance press conference.
#Covid19UK
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@UKCivilService
@beisgovuk
It’s ok, we all saw it. Hit me up if it was you, I work in social media and can help you find a new job.
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Thought experiment:
Imagine if this had been a photo of Diane Abbot.
Now imagine the enraged tweets from right-wingers.
Now imagine the front page coverage that would have followed.
Now forget everything you imagined because there will be no repercussions for the below.
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I’m just. So. Exhausted.
The gaslighting is off the scale and I don’t want to live here anymore.
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Me walking into the office at 9am to find the client’s sent 5 pages of feedback overnight that needs to be actioned by 9:30am
#traitors
#thetraitors
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This time with official photos.
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10 years, 2 months, 5 days.
Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?
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@innocent
Repost it with replies turned off. Stand by your values, stop the trolls derailing it, and ensure your support isn’t seen as conditional ❤️🏳️⚧️
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@DanielRosney
I'm not the loving kiiiiiiiiĩ̏ͭ͊͜҉̩̹̠͙i̛̜̭̞ͨ̎̽́̚i͔̟̻͙̦̱̼ͯ͗ͨ͑ͯ͡͝ȋ̳̳̤̭͚̟̋ͮ̈́̀͡ͅį̛̠̞ͩ̋͒i̴̩̫̍͊͒̔̔̆̒ͤ̄̀n̸̩̟̟̘̹͇̙̗̤͗͊͗̃͝d͕̘̹͔̽͋̎̂̔̈́
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Warning: This is about to become a queer Indian/British wedding planning account. Continue to follow at your own peril.
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Me sacrificing it all to get the best angle of my besties at Mighty Hoopla this weekend ✌️
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“Look what you made me do” is an extremely bad take in the context of violence against women.
#UPDATE
| Statement from AC Helen Ball following
#ClaphamCommon
vigil
"We absolutely did not want to be in a position where enforcement action was necessary. But we were placed in this position because of the overriding need to protect people’s safety."
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Gujarati families on the plane when it’s time for the meal service.
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@lxndxnz
@MiniSotaAnu
@FadzaiVeanah
You know we can all tell that you’ve never hired anyone in your life? The fact that you think a role could have a salary band of £15-30k. Even a band of £15-20k is BS. At that end of the salary scale, no band is that wide.
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William Wragg is 3 years younger than me?! Call me conceited, but being right-wing really does age you.
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Really disappointing to hear
@lewis_goodall
use the word 'paki' on The News Agents yesterday. Let's not normalise white people using it, even when quoting others. 'The P word' would have sufficed, as 'The N word' does in other conversations.
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Another day, another excuse for the right wing press to drag
@PriyamvadaGopal
into their culture wars. This time on the front page of the Sunday Telegraph.
Solidarity. If nothing else, you’re pissing off the right people ✊
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@realDonaldTrump
Oh Donald, my man, you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. Hang your head in shame and add this to the list of all your other failures.
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@monisha_rajesh
‘Undeclared’. She really said the quiet bit out loud there, as if the parents of trans people are required to identify themselves at every given opportunity.
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@AyoCaesar
I made this a while back to try to illustrate the sheer scale of deaths. It woefully out of date now, of course.
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She's the founder and CEO according to LinkedIn. Expect her to be quietly reinstated when all the 'fuss' has died down.
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@LevisonMoon
@AyoCaesar
‘Take that chip off your shoulder’ says the man dismissing a woman’s story of racial abuse because he refuses to believe somebody from the country could be racist.
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I’m sorry but this video from our wedding last night is iconic because every time you watch it you spot something new. I can’t stop cackling 🤣
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"We tried to be diverse and it backfired on us."
This single line from Adventure Island CEO
@PhilipMillerMBE
says everything you need to know about conditional allyship, and how quickly brands will sell LGBTQ+ people up the river the moment their support receives criticism.
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As somebody who works in comms, the messaging and implementation around Covid-19 has been *terrible*.
At first I thought it was just bureaucracy hampering efforts. Now I’m convinced it’s been rolled out exactly as planned, designed to be as vague as possible.
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@malibulovesdale
@wowpeachy
@mynameisntkev_
“I’m not so weak of mind to be gaslighted.”
In one sentence you’ve outed yourself as a victim blamer and you should be mortified at having the gall to say that. Take a long hard look in the mirror and consider deleting your tweet 🙄
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@susiesymes1
@alex__ross
@andrewfeinstein
@Peymasad
Wow I’ve seen some reaches in my time but that one takes the biscuit...
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I’m convinced this is what’s behind rumours of gatherings in Walthamstow, North Harrow etc. Be careful, don’t fall into their traps.
To be clear all day rumours have been spread that a far right group were coming and it was done entirely to get Muslim people out on the street to drive this content. It is misinformation being spread to create trouble.
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If this isn’t an episode of GMB...
We’ve reached the point where parody is reality.
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On behalf of all Gujaratis, I'm thrilled to announce that we had a meeting at the Kadwa Patidar Centre in Harrow, and we've stripped
@pritipatel
of her Gujaratiship. She's no longer one of ours and free to do what she wants without tarnishing us all.
We celebrated with dhokla.
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@COMO516
@IndiaWilloughby
@PraisethatS
@KatyMontgomerie
And therein lies the issue. Trans people make up an inordinately small fraction of the population, yet they’re endlessly talked about in the media by people who aren’t trans, kicked about like a political football when all they want to do is get on with their lives in peace.
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GPs found out at the same time as the rest of us that they’ll be delivering boosters for all adults by the end of the year.
I give it a week before the Daily Mail runs a story about “lack of face to face appointments by work-shy GPs” whilst lauding the expanded vaccine rollout.
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Expecting your invitation to speak at a future Home Office event imminently,
@PriyamvadaGopal
👍
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I complained to
@Ofcom
for the first time today. I hope others do too.
Dislike her all you want, but don’t deny her experiences. That’s dangerous and will lead to others harming themselves.
👇👇👇
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I remember watching this when it first aired and thinking it was one of the most beautiful things I’d heard.
I know, I know. Fleetwood Mac, Eva Cassidy, Willie Nelson...but I think this will be the version I remember most fondly and I don’t care what that says about me.
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The Sun is hastily deleting past articles about Caroline Flack.
Definitely the actions of an organisation that doesn’t feel complicit in her death.
🚮
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@sainsburys
Sainsbury’s played a blinder here, triggering the gammon with their first ad only to follow up with two more that’d shut them right up. Kudos, Sainsbury’s. Love ‘em all.
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@anniemaisocial
The unsexy industries are the ones where you can potentially have more fun. Everybody expects the social for a chocolate bar to be witty and engaging, but if you can make skylights sexy you get to have fun whilst stretching your creative muscles.
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Man changed his name from Mudhsuden to Monty to make it more palatable. Are we surprised?
Of COURSE the Observer is doing their usual "let's get another PoC to invalidate lived experience of racism faced a PoC" Bellshill!
Complete pile of steamin' hot 💩
Disgraceful doesn't quite cut it. Their antics will be remembered in decades to come.
Sirf dekhna.
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@ProfSunnySingh
As an aside, it’s the use of black and brown vessels to deliver these rebuttals that really sticks in the craw.
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Twitter allowed vertical pics just in time for these two to have their moment 🥺
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Meet Phoebe. She’s coming home in two weeks and I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep until then?
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You know what I particularly love about
#Traitors
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EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.
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I worked with Nicola Adams on an influencer campaign a few years ago. She was kind, personable and wanted to do a good job, but to say she was not the brightest crayon in the box is an understatement. Looks like not much has changed.
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Normalise men wearing dhotis when it’s hot. Hell, even when it’s not.
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Wasn’t expecting to see
@ItsBomBae
sitting in a store window in London, but I’m not mad about it!
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Whilst I love Russ and his
#WeekInTory
threads, my blood pressure rises uncomfortably each time I read.
#TheWeekInTory
is a monster today because they’ve been, well, even busier than usual, the scamps
1. The dictionary definition of Honour is, “the quality of knowing and doing what is morally right”. Keep that in mind as we tackle the Honours system
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the incredible work
@sanjanafeasts
is doing to ensure delicious authentic gujarati food doesn’t die out with our parents generation?
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The equivalent passenger load of two Boeing 747s died today
Nearly 700 people, and we’ve somehow become numb to what that actually means
Parents, children, siblings. All gone. Almost certainly, at this point, because of the failure of our government to protect them
Shameful
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My great aunt and her best friends heading out to celebrate the day after independence was declared in India.
📷: 15th Aug 1947
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@SholaMos1
@piersmorgan
The free speech bridge have suddenly gone very quiet 🙃
More power to you, Shola.
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I mean a Sunday Roast is nice and all, but have you ever had a thali?
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@ezra_ariadne
@skittol
@Lufc19821
@grxcemma
@RPlufc93
It’s literally the second line of the article...
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