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@duanepongo

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unserious. habitual line stepper. raised on fried plantain and Vybz Kartel. football and unserious tweets. free: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩

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Ok.. took mum to get her nails did 💅🏾
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Please update unu media.
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the rice
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Another “my oxtail lady >>>” appreciation post.
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Criston Cole said he didn’t wanna be a sex toy for Rhaenyra and the first time we see him he’s eating Alicent’s cewchie. #HouseOfTheDragon
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My December pay trying to make it to January:
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The dawg is STARVING
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Shelly’s ( @realshellyannfp ) response to whether she’ll be encouraging her son to follow in her footsteps and pursue Track and Field. 😂 #TVJTrials2023 #JAAATrials
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Holds the flavor together
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Big up Dexta Daps
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Better the machine crumble inna mi chest plate.
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My bank account trying to make it to the end of January
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This must be Steven’s cousin. 8 bumbopussyraasclaat dumpling 😭
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“straight inna yuh net this a go big eediat bwoy”
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5 years
Man open the patty like a bag juice 😭
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2 years
Me adding to Jamaica’s brain drain
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Very proud of my Reggae Girls. Our greatest footballing achievement. Well done. 👏🏾🇯🇲
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Chelsea fans: “it can’t get worst than this” Joao Felix:
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1 year
This mek mi memba when a girl tweet say somebody put dem hands over her eyes and say “guess who” and when she turn round a mad man 💀
@keepinnupwithkk
the biggest ⭐️
1 year
couple wet wipes incase a BUM try to touch me, EW🤢
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Steff: drop 100k ⚰️ in the comments Twitter:
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11 months
“We still on for later?” Me not even remembering what the plans were:
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adulting means even when you’re sad/miserable, the day must go on. and I think I hate that the most.
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Jamaica did better than Brazil and Germany at a World Cup.
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“SOE for the entire parish of St. Catherine” Portmore:
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Me going to work today
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This is what having links in Jamaica looks like
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@duanepongo
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D’Angel inna the war
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The Tropixs
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D’Angel takes full credit for January’s festivities in Dancehall
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Saliba when he saw Gabriel getting treatment
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2 years
Women watching their man have any type of fun without them
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2 years
telling ppl who live hand to mouth that they can invest their way out of poverty was a very dark day on this app.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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60 million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again 🔥
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11 months
I hope people are taking note of how the JFF, Jamaican journalists, and the Govt have responded. Instead of acknowledging the player’s experiences and working to rectify them. They’re more concerned about the optics and invalidating the same girls they claim to support.
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Mother’s in the patty wars
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First Caribbean country to get a win at a Women’s World Cup 🇯🇲🔥
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My MVP. She didn’t score or anything but look at her. 😍
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Happy Emancipation Day.
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2 years
“Kevin Samuels is dead” The entire internet:
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2 years
Me after picking up my friend in Mobay:
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11 months
Rise and shine, unnu wake tf up.
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1 year
Demarai Gray running past the Trinidad defence
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2 years
Fayval: Teachers, invest your money. Jamaican teachers:
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Until he puts on a Jamaica jersey
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Unplayable.
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“You get back in Jamaica you tell em about me” Me and Jimmy woulda haffi tump it out 😭
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Legion Hoops
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Jimmy Butler and Usain Bolt playing dominoes 💀 This man isn’t real. (h/t @ClutchPoints )
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My uncle was a stone mason in Porus, Manchester and he could earn what most ppl earn in a month, in a week. I understand wanting to add things like coding/robotics but it doh haffi replace the others. This sound a likkle like occupation shaming, mi nuh know.
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ppl turning off last seen, online, and read receipts... unnu have mafia debts? who unnu a hide from lol.
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3 years
6 hours it took for us to get vaccinated. Somebody tell Tuffy fi put couple jerk man and soupy outside cause ppl ago drop dung.
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Happy Emancipation Day.
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You know him a send that straight inna the family group chat ‘enjoying the snow’
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My fathers first time experiencing snow lol.
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Just want one dance mi can catch as easy as Willie Bounce 😩
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100k comments? You don’t have a song do you?
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@kaijai_tm @realshellyannfp Police? I’d like to report active badmind in progress.
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I just wanna hear Jamaicans pronounce ‘demogorgon’.
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Niggas needa make a Jamaican version of Stranger things
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Barefoot on the asphalt as well. We were really insane as children.
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NOBODY: US FINNA RACE OUTSIDE IN THE STREET AS KIDS:
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Fighting to Bob Marley is crazy.
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Royal Rumble scenes in Notting Hill today 😂😂😂 #UB1UB2
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"Carib Cement mash upppp" Carib Cement:
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1 year
Girls will flirt with you like this and have zero interest 💀
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ryan 🤿
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her rizz so good it got me nervous 😭
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Older Jamaicans love being on their verandah and talking to passerbys. That was their internet.
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Let me tell you about the greatest Jamaican player of ALL TIME 🔥🇯🇲
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10 - With her goal against West Ham, Manchester City’s Khadija Shaw has become the first player in @BarclaysWSL history record a goal involvement in 10 consecutive appearances. Unrivalled.
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When you have to pack up the boat before the police pull up.
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Almost every building we have in Kingston was forged using these special ingredients.
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I am being very serious
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Trini fans calling our players losers while their tears drop into their steel pans.
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Island Gr*ll slander? I’m ALIVE. Overpriced, underwhelming and dem chicken DRY.
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Enduring 4 degree from any Jamaican institution needs national recognition. Give him an OD.
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The world is round and what feels like the end might end up only being the beginning… Four Degrees Cooler 😎
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We knew Elaine been struggling with injury, I feel it for her.
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Spurs losing Kane. Chelsea losing Caicedo. My timeline is looking wonderful.
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Burger King still got the best fries while being economical while KFC price dem a tump out unnu head back wid dem PriceSmart fries.
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K.A.L 🇯🇲🇫🇷
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Who is keeping Burger King in business? Come out, I just want to talk
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Matching pjs everywhere. Thats enough scrolling for me.
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Got the parents some new kicks. Tell me why my dad said “tek me and yuh mada inna the young ppl boot” 😭
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When Shelly retires she needs to do a tv show cause she is literally walking content. 😂
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1 year
You can cut concrete with your pants seam when you iron with this.
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H O T T I E ❤️‍🔥🫶🏻
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Yall wasnt outside🤣
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A woman famous for her charm and grace will be played by a woman with the personality of a potato.
@Reuters
Reuters
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Kristen Stewart to play Princess Diana in new movie
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De Grasse! From a nuh such country.
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they said put your relevance on the table and she brought snacks and juice y’all
@phae_868
Sarah Bellum 💋
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Trinidad & Tobago deserves the clout Jamaica has bc no wayyyy we providing allyuh snacks and water and yall think it’s yours???
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Gaza fans watching the Kartel Appeal hearing
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in the 1800s there were big floating things called ships…
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This would make a legendary ‘Greetings From Around the World’
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Just a yaadman in outer space.
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Watch Shelly face… she happier fi Shericka than Shericka sksksk
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Me walking into tax office to apologize for all my traffic fines
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Bob really had some nerve.
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man mother wake up to her condensed milk and ice tray pon counter 😭
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Mr. Smoooth ✞
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if brazil lose me sell me mother fridge
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1 year
When ur coworker warm up fish in the microwave
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Jamaicans at their birthday party.
@Lakers
Los Angeles Lakers
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Business.
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Let’s get Cedella, Bunny and the President of the JFF on a panel with Dionne Jackson-Miller. Let’s air this whole thing out.
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Since we’re asking willfully obtuse questions, I have one. Should a government be entitled to the money of its citizens that they continuously fail? Quickly.
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@julietcuthbert @Rio_Watchusayin Cya see how him a style yuh. The man say him tired fi rukutuku pon the road dem inna YOUR constituency and you dede a list out yuh resume. Better you never say nuttin.
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Ex-cop drug boss billionaire? Jamaica needs a Netflix series immediately. We have too much content.
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This is how a work week would be. 4 days with a rest day in between. Capitalism killing us.
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Lyle looking at the clock like he expected to be faster than Bolt. YOU’RE NOT THAT GUY.
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Felt for oxtail today and when I saw the price, I immediately unfelt for it.
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Kingston is literally Gotham City.
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Barbie and Republic Beach is showing us that when you make it about the women, you will forever win.
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The Keith Lee hate is funny. Cause Gordon Ramsey was telling ppl to fuck off in their own restaurants and ppl loved that shit lol.
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Wish I had sumn to plug. Drink water and be kind to yourself.
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2 years
Ribbiz have premium membership now? 150k a month fi stand up inna Ribbiz? That cyanat be real.
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it’s finally the best time of the year.
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2 years
exactly.
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Please black baby Jesus, let that Shenseea x Meg leak be a fake. Pls.
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Leon Bailey to Onana on that free kick
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We ready for Columbia. 🇯🇲
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the social media manager nah look outside?
@jff_football
Official J.F.F
8 months
MatchDay 🇯🇲
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Jamaicans will give you a nickname whether you like it or not.
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The Swaby sisters and Drew Spencer when we needed them.
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Kartel watching the British lawyer fumbling through his own notes
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