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babies, books, & baking bread. she/her.
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Joined July 2024
i would’ve reblogged this on tumblr.
Happening now in Seattle along Highway 99 a hacker changed a street sign to read:
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my toddler is mostly non verbal. yesterday i was playing with him & asked “what sound does a cat make?” & to my surprise, he actually said “meow” clear as day. i said “how long have you been able to do that???”.
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my kids aren’t allowed to watch a fake animated kids show because the girl dog is blue :-(.
PARENTS ONLY . Do you believe it’s appropriate to let your children watch Bluey - while they openly state that they are challenging gender norms?
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it is kind of funny how toddlers can’t do things and then one day they just wake up and can do them out of nowhere.
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i have never understood this. it’s not like i have to share my stuff with anyone. if i want more of something, i just buy it. this is EXACTLY how the real world works actually. 😂😂
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i’m so sorry to leave a lot of you hanging but unfortunately my toddler did not respond to my question. he just laughed at me and shook the toy cat in his hand. it’ll be a mystery for all of us.
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my daughter texted me and asked me to pick her up early from school today. when i asked why, this was her reason.
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making “kill all men” jokes online for years objectively alienated young men and pushed them to the right.
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if you’re so proud of who you voted for, then be proud. stop whining about people unfollowing and blocking you.
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my controversial opinion of the day is if your kids are 18+ and still living with you, i don’t think you have a right to get mad at them for “coming and going when they please” or “staying out all night”. you should want your young adult children to live their lives.
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how come when professional groomers bathe my dogs they smell like roses or oatmeal but when i do it they just smell like wet dog afterwards.
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i want to stop doom scrolling but i can’t. it’s like a train wreck. i can’t stop watching.
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& i don’t think some realized that when i say 1yo, i mean a 13 month old. he’s a ✨fresh✨ 1yo with no concept of sharing yet. to make both kids happy, buying more pop tubes made the most sense. that’s it.
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i’m muting this because it’s freezing my app. i just wanted to add that there’s a time & place to teach taking turns or sharing & a time & place to teach your kids that they don’t have to share everything, especially something that’s special to them. my 8yo understands both.
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*stares at my birth control baby*.
did you know that human females don’t spontaneously become pregnant and you can actually avoid it.
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“things only boy moms would understand. how do you explain this to girl moms?” and it’s just the most generic toddler behavior ever.
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my one year old lost a remote a couple months ago and i’ve torn the house apart multiple times looking for it and couldn’t find it. two days ago he found it wherever it was and put it back where it belonged.
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@deestiv exactly. this exact bag was $8. i saved everyone in the house’s sanity for $8. it was well worth it lol.
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i guess i need to clarify now that my kids don’t actually fight over anything. that was just a joke for my followers. i wasn’t expecting this to blow up. my 1yo isn’t old enough to understand fighting & my 8yo isn’t just standing there fighting the 1yo please 😭😭😭😂😂😂.
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but when someone says they’re a “family of 6” that means there are 4 kids. “family” includes the parents.
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um when i got off twitter this had 20 likes & no responses 😂 i just want to clarify that i am being sarcastic because i don’t think some people can tell which is understandable. we are big bluey stans in this house.
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my one year old stole a pad out of the bathroom & now my dog is using it as a pillow.
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9: can we go to the store and get those christmas cookies from that little ghost boy?.me: ….9:.me:.9:.me:.9:.me: THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY????.
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the high of this moment is why i could have 10 kids. (i won’t actually.) i wish i could bottle this feeling. it’s better than drugs. if my brain operated as happy as it is in this moment everyday, it would be OVER for you bitches.
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i know i say this every time but the judge/court should be investigated in these situations. if the judge saw proof of abuse and still granted the parent access, they should be held accountable.
A violent, manipulative father killed himself & his daughter on the same day a court granted him access to her— despite his history of domestic abuse, substance addiction, and mental health. This is the deadly consequence of forcing children into contact with abusive fathers.
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being a parent now means i think the Home Alone parents were terrible parents for a lot of other reasons besides just leaving their kid behind.
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just saw a “family of 5 living in one bedroom” tik tok where the house was a pretty, white aesthetic & the comments are vastly different than the family of 6 living in one bedroom video that’s going viral right now lol.
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1. men don’t get to play the victim here. 2. if a man becomes a radical right winger from seeing women defend themselves on the internet, then something tells me they were already susceptible to being radicalized.
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we pulled up to the gas station to get snacks & drinks for the pool & my husband realized he forgot his wallet so i said “oh don’t worry! i got you!” & handed him my card that’s attached to his account. 🤣.
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we went for a nice walk tonight. my 9yo brought her emotional support stuffed animals & my 1yo brought his emotional support knife.
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i wish i had enough hope to believe this was somehow rigged but unfortunately i think America just truly hates women, especially black women, this much.
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i was driving through the park and good thing i was driving slow and paying attention because a TODDLER RAN OUT IN FRONT OF MY CAR. THE PARENTS WERE DOWN A HILL ON A BALL FIELD NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
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i feel immediately more comfortable at a medical establishment after being asked this question. it might not apply to me but now i know they care enough about their patients to ask.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m tired of the medical establishment asking if my husband abuses, beats or forces himself on me at every visit. So macabre. Do any of you ladies find this humiliation ritual insulting too?.
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i miss when people decorated their houses for halloween & people handed out candy on halloween & there were tons of trick or treaters everywhere. i do love the month long events to take kids to! but it feels like we sacrificed actual halloween to get it.
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i think they should do a tummy tuck during c-sections. like a 2 for 1 deal.
I'm sorry but if they cut me up and close me WITHOUT removing the layer of fat id sue.
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if your kid is waking you at 3:00 am on a tuesday coming back into the house, that’s one thing but if they’re not disturbing you, they have a job/going to college/whatever their future plans are, & are taking care of their responsibilities, i don’t understand why parents care.
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“liberals/democrats are being so mean :-(�� no they’re not being mean enough actually.
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i’ve been stressing about packing for this vacation because i’m afraid i’ll forget something important for the kids & my husband was like “why are you stressed? there’s nothing we could forget that we couldn’t just buy there.” & i think this perfectly sums us up.
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3. if a man is saying something that requires a woman to respond “kill all men”, chances are that man is already radicalized. women don’t just say that to any man for no reason.
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men actually rape and kill women everyday but when women make a “kill all men” joke on the internet suddenly they’re the problem. interesting.
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my 9 year old asked for hot chocolate with her breakfast because it snowed last night. i said you know what? hell yeah and put some hot chocolate in my coffee too.
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@emilykmay i also don’t want a house that’s been flipped. they never use good quality products and do it as cheap as possible.
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the ones that include pictures so you can see the clothing on body types that are like yours are going to heaven and will always have a cold pillow for the rest of their lives 🥰.
GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.
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i don’t know having an emergency c-section because they thought your baby was dead & having to be put to sleep for said c-section so you didn’t get to meet your first child until they were 3 hours old already was pretty traumatic.
@_nomadic_soul Because childbirth is NOT trauma.
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anyways while people on twitter argue whether i’m a bad mom or not for not forcing my kids to share, i made both of my kids entire day by surprising them with 52 pop tubes & they’ve been playing with them all evening. my 8yo screamed in excitement & told me i’m the best.
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@vegannabananna a bus driver here picked up the wrong kids on monday morning, realized it, and dropped them off at a random spot on the side of the road and left them there. it was a mess.
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you take one day off from doing chores around the house and it will look like a tornado went through it. how does this much mess happen in 24 hours???.
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i’m so glad i bought my one year old a warm onesie halloween costume just for it to be 80 degrees in october.
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i have started unfollowing and unfriending anyone posting anything like the “we can agree to disagree and still be friends” bullshit. even if it’s followed up by “i’m not a trump supporter!” read the room.
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my 19 month old doesn’t walk or stand up without assistance. he stood up by himself out of nowhere and took 3 steps before falling into my arms. i’ve never screamed so loud in my life.
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groceries are expensive but i don’t understand why eggs and milk were the hill chosen for everyone to die on because neither of them are expensive.
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i think “my house, my rules” applies when it comes to like your adult children picking up after themselves and such but not with them going out. if you come and go as you please, then so should your adult children.
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i think chronic back pain is just all in your back.
I think mental illnesses are just all in your head.
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currently at the ER. i got attacked by a dog. i think it looks worse than it is but i’m waiting to get an x-ray to see if my hand is broken right now. anyways send good thoughts. it’s my right hand. :’-).
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my hot take of the day is i think waiting a year to introduce a serious partner to your kids is unnecessary. if you don’t know if you want someone in your kids’ life before a year, then baby they probably aren’t the one.
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some people are giving secret trump supporter on the timeline this morning.
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and i definitely think it’s nice to have an open line of communication with your adult children when they go out to make sure they’re safe, but that’s it.
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a neighbor’s teenage daughter showed up on our front door to say she saw a strange guy in the neighborhood & didn’t feel comfortable walking home alone so my husband walked her there. i’m glad they feel comfortable coming here.
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i’m cleaning out my husband’s diaper bag because i’m taking his instead of mine this weekend and i found newborn socks and mittens in there. our toddler will be 18 months old on sunday.
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why does the AI ed sheeran look more like ed sheeran than the real ed sheeran.
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my 9 year old said “what if i told you that you were pregnant?” this is her second pregnancy manifestation for me this week. the devil works hard but i fear my child works harder.
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i love roasted veggies and can eat my weight in them so i get it.
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@imnotabotbiatch i hate to say “leave him” but i do think this is a “leave him” situation. 😞 i’m sorry. sending you all the love. 🫶🏻.
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i’m not with my oldest’s dad but we met on the school bus in high school. i just got our daughter’s new bus assignment for the year & it’s the bus we met on in high school. how weird?.
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@KatieCroston like? my 8 year old does not have to share the toy she got from her therapist. people are insane.
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i have three 8/9 year old girls in my care today. i just hear “we need a wet paper towel. how do i not touch this?” from upstairs. i’m so scared.
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“do you even talk to your kid?” yes, everyday. he doesn’t respond. hence the non verbal part.
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did you know you can eat cream cheese and crackers any time you want? like no one can stop you.
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everyone be proud of me. i had almost 9,000 pictures and videos on my phone. i’ve gotten it down to 2,400. i freed up more than 24 GB on my phone. 😅.
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women aren’t superheroes? i just took an entire shower while holding my 25 lb velcro baby the entire time, including washing my hair & exfoliating so i beg to differ!!.
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my oldest was on the phone with her dad (not my husband) this morning and please tell me why she told that man i’m pregnant. i am NOT pregnant. 😭.
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everybody at the select locations better make this successful so they roll it out at more locations next year. the only thing i love more than a halloween store is a christmas store.
Spirit Halloween will turn into Spirit Christmas at select locations this year after the Halloween season is over. It will have Christmas decor, apparel, gifts, inflatables, stocking stuffers, and meet-and-greets with Santa.
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i didn’t see where he pulled it out of and now i want to know where it was this entire time.
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i think the worst part of becoming an adult is realizing you’ll never get caught up on housework no matter how hard you try. there will always be something else that still needs to be done.
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sorry, honey. we can’t eat at mcdonald’s anymore because the employees are snitches.
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everybody meet Nova. our newest fur baby. 🩶🖤
i’m actually thinking about adopting a 2nd dog. it’s consuming my every thought right now.
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i forgot we had an extra Elf hidden in the Christmas decor bins & it fell out right in front of my 9 year old. i covered my ass so she believes i had nothing to do with it but now i have to come up with TWO MONTHS OF ELF ON THE SHELF IDEAS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
just a reminder that Elf Return Week is November 24th-December 1st and if my kid comes home from school on November 1st asking where her Elf on the Shelf is because the kids at school already have theirs i’m going to cry.
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we ordered glass tupperware to replace all of our stained plastic tupperware. it delivered today and i was so excited about it. i asked my husband “is this adulting?”.
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my 8yo got one of these things from her therapist but my 1yo is obsessed with it too. then my 8yo was upset that he’d play with it & she didn’t want it to get broken so i ordered FIFTY TWO of these things off amazon for them to fight over. now if it breaks we have plenty more.
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“i’m excited for RFK Jr.” he LITERALLY has worms for brains wdym 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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if we’re going to make robots, it should definitely be robots that can fold laundry and load and unload a dishwasher.
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