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“promote segregation” hmm I wonder why
Women are starting to promote segregation and people still don’t think radical feminism is a problem lol
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“Sauron wasn’t 🏳️🌈” my brother in eru he gave up everything to became a full time morgothfucker. He was Mairon the Admirable, the beautiful and talented Maia of Aulë and he gave that up just to engage in shenanigans with Melkor. U think he never sat in that man’s lap?
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while we talking about rewatching rop now that we know halbrand is sauron what about the first throne room scene where Sauron’s like yep this is where we kneel and miriel is like DONT KNEEL 👺 and he’s like 🗿 sorry LMFAODDJFJSKDJ
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“They didn’t get sauron right at all” dude played everyone tried to play galadriel and failed when he deadass didn’t see anything wrong with world domination then he slinked off to metal band mountain idk sounds like sauron shenanigans to me
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the day y’all stop pretending being a terf and admitting males are males is some kind of bad thing is the day I will know peace
the day y’all stop signal boosting terf movements is the day i will know peace
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NOOOOOO YALL REMEMBER THE HALBRAND ELENDIL HUG SCENE LMFAOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK SAURON
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I LOVED THAT SAUBRAND FUCKED WITH GALADRIELS MIND/MEMORIES THAT WAS SO SICK
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y’all gon disagree but imo halbrand being sauron is actually so creepy. the second she jumped off the boat her enemy was there to pull her out of the water.
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Not a fan of the halbrand is sauron theory but the “it’s not him bc he saved her from drowning” argument isn’t true. fucking around n befriending galadriel knowing she wants to kill him is 100000% something sauron would do. this is the man that died laughing hysterically guys
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waldreg: ur sauron rite
adar: BITCH DO I FUCKING LOOK—
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Bye y’all I been done finished reading the silmarillion but I only just found out the other day morgoth is 40 ft tall and now when I think of feanor slamming the door in his face my ribs hurt from laughing
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I HATE THAT FEANOR HAD ALL THEM DAMN KIDS AND ONLY GOT 1 GRANDBABY. AND JUST FOR SAURON TO DIY HIM INTO A WAR BANNER !!!
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celebrimbor when he realizes he’s been fucking sauron for the past six months
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adar isn’t sauron I feel like his introduction def confirmed it BUT I NEED 2 KNOW WHO HE IS IS HE MAEGLIN IS HE MAGLOR WHOM THE FUCK—
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“Elon is collecting data from twitter users to use for ai” them robots gon come out wanting to fuck sauron my guy
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ok well those of u who haven’t read the silm he’s a shapeshifter a necromancer a wolfgirl and a whore
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I don’t want the male elves to have long hair for accuracy I want them to have long hair TO BE SEXY. MAKE THEM HOTTER. NO ONE IS EVER SEXY WITH COIFFED SHORT HAIR.
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ok here’s my S1 finale theory: milfadriel and bananabrand arrive in erection, where celebrimbwhore is already working on his exclusive crack mithril jewelry line with his new business partner analtar. Milfadriel decides she’s a hater on the spot. Bananabrand not so much.
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Guys THIS IS THE THRONE ROOM SKETCH I WAS TALKING ABOUTS ITS JUST A TINY DOODLE SHSJKXNSBS
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I’m so fucking jealous of elendil fr he got hugged by sauron AND the hot queen is in love with him ):<
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@asongofvalinor
I knowwwww 😭😭 it’s so in character too cuz he don’t be taking shit seriously ever until he’s pissed 💀
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It was actually insane for tolkien to give feanor 7 sons and each of them have 3 names????? I have them all memorized but still
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yeah guys stop acknowledging the female sex ):< it's making some males uncomfortable
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that male entitlement is always gonna jump right out.
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HIS WAIST?? HIS ARMS?? this man is begging to be held by annatar
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@dindjarined
oh girl tolkien used so many fun words to describe their relationship. Melkor “seduced” Sauron; Sauron “adored” Melkor. Like we get it they’re in a relationship 😩
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“It was Sauron, also, who secretly repaired Angband for the help of his Master when he returned.” gay. homosexual. you made the house look nice for when your boyfriend returned BDHSJCBHSJDHKKKKKK
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u got me feelin like a movie star, all eyes on me
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SO glad they decided to put celebrimbor in bdsm gear for the finale
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not him walking like a sims 😭
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you’re a male we already know you think you’re superior to women
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I need physical touch n words of affirmation. Like I need you literally show n tell me you love me bc if you leave anything up for interpretation I will assume you hate me every time DHSHHDJSJD
I love physical touch and not just in a sexual way. Thats my love language fr 😌
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what makes it even funnier is the wizards plus sauron all used to be maia so you know they all fucking know each other. The white council is literally the silm version of southern women sitting on the porch talking about how one of them done gone off the deep end.
Saruman is so irritating bro sauron didn’t even have his hottie form anymore he was just a fucking oppressive aura chilling in Mirkwood n Gandalf n them were like fuck we gotta do something and Saruman just sat there thirsty af and imagining the ring on his finger like I Suppose
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can there be a statue of Melkor in the morgoth temple can we have a scene of sauron stroking his face CAN WE—
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time to gatekeep feanor cuz what the fuck is this
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not celebrimbor displaying the same kind of desperate madness his grandfather displayed so many years ago, and who also effectively dragged others down with him 🫣
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galadriel: tell me your name
halbrand: first of all
halbrand: I’m old as shit if that’s any indication
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I think my favorite part of the finale was Saubrand lying saying he was relieved when morgoth was d*feated when we know his dramatic ass was sobbing his eyes out for weeks on end to the point where he didn’t even care if Adar moved out and started an orc gang
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sir… this is exactly why we choose the bear 🤦♀️
If you're going to imply I'm a man to my face, you prob would be safer with the bear tbh 😊
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I love that tolkien wrote emotional men I love that Feanor was distraught over the silmarils I love that Melkor was sensitive I love that Mairon was affected by the loss of Melkor I love that Maglor adopted two baby half elves because he felt sorry for them I love —
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nah tolkien is a troll cuz he made a character that is obsessed with order and control fall in love with the most chaotic character in the book 😭
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good night every1 hope we all dream about pumpkinron
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can’t wait to see sauron drown to death in numenor while possessively holding onto the statue of Morgoth he had built in the temple.
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I agree w some of y’all celebrimbor acting like he already got silverfisted
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i think it's important to remember that ppl who are hating ROP with their whole chests -- a lot of them are complaining about dumb shit like graphics and costumes, but i need y'all to realize they're dragging THOSE things bc they cant say outright what they actually hate.
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“when morgoth was defeated it was as if a great clenched fist had released its grasp from my neck” yea but u ain’t mention u was biting yo lip the whole time SAURON
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I want celebrimbor to fall in love w annatar and then have his heart broken by annatar when he turns out to be sauron and uses celebrimbor as a banner… no wait that actually does happen LMFAOSNSJZJHSJS
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NOT THE ROP ANTIS AGREEING THAT SAURON IS GAY SHHSJSJDJSLSNDBAKKKKKKKKKKKK
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can’t wait for galadriel to show up in erection and yank annatar by the braid 😩😩😩
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galadriel: I do not like your new friend
celebrimbor: why not?
the new friend:
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galadriel crying for miriel miriel stroking her face GOODBYE
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“You don’t need to read the silm to understand ROP 🙄” baby if I hadn’t read the silm I wouldn’t have any of the sentimentality i have for half these characters nor would I know that S-dawg is about to fucking trash Numenor. I would have no idea what to expect.
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dear goddess, thank you for creating me in your image and making me female 🙏
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I don’t think it’s canon but I love very average height feanor. I love half his kids being taller than him. I love fingolfin being taller than him. I love that a shorty made the silmarils cuz only someone that close to hell could be that fiery.
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“Sauron and Adar have a long checkered history” so like a sexual history????
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Saruman is so irritating bro sauron didn’t even have his hottie form anymore he was just a fucking oppressive aura chilling in Mirkwood n Gandalf n them were like fuck we gotta do something and Saruman just sat there thirsty af and imagining the ring on his finger like I Suppose
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I did NOT need to think about what Curufins reaction would be in Mandos to finding out his only son got bannered y’all sick for putting that in my head
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I can’t even remember when I started stanning sauron I think I started lowkey as a joke but now every day it’s just fucking sauron
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next episode on the sauron show I just know gil-galad n durin gonna be throwing some mad shade at each other
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“Sauron passed over the sea and looked upon the land of Númenor […] and he was astounded; but his heart within was filled the more with envy and hate.” bitch was the whole ass pikachu meme before he remembered he hated everyone
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“Why you keep calling halbrand “bananabrand”???”
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y’all ever think about how finwe was just sitting in a rockin chair in formenos and morgoth came and kicked him into the fireplace dawg why would tolkien write his death like that
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I CANT BELIEVE MELKOR WENT TO THE VOID AND LEFT MAIRON ALONE TO BE A SINGLE PARENT TO THE ORCS
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males consistently do this thing where they genuinely think they know more about feminism & being female than females do. When someone hosts a feminist space on here, there is inevitably a male that comes in and tries to mansplain feminism to a chat full of women.
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I’m not interested in the rules and regulations of living people either 😭
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this the look of a man who wanted to stay in fuckin numenor
When a husband feels even the slightest stuffy nose:
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did feanor wear the same bdsm gear when he was making the silms bc i one hundred percent understand why morgoth done went and knocked on his front door now LMFAOOOO 🥺👉👈 💀💀🤣
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imagine believing this massive fucking LIE.
Trans women are more likely to have suffered sexual assault as children than any other demographic, including cys women and trans men.
Any time someone attempts to say trans women don't have the same experience being sexualized at a young age as "AFABs," tell them to fuck off.
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galadriel when she found the sauron tramp stamp in the scrollbrary in numenor and found out he gonna chop down a bunch of trees
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Nah y’all remember that lil sketch tolkien did of melkors throne room y’all remember how clean it was GUESS WHO CLEANED IT
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who said melkor and sauron would have abused each other 🧐 also why are you concerned that SAURON is in a healthy relationship?? You know what he does for a living right?????
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gil-galad deserves to have his ass ate 🖤
Why is Gil-galad the way he is in the show? Well, it is actually very simple. No, he isn’t a ‘jerk’. I started s1 thinking that he was and my old tweets won’t let me lie about this. But he proved everybody wrong, only some still refuse to accept it. Buckle up.
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bye not this whole fandom slut shaming sauron I’m dead
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So Numenoreans were like 7ft tall but Sauron is described as being even taller than that…no wonder he was personally doing all the human sacrifices he was probably throwing in 5 ppl at a time 😭😭😭😭
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