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Manchester United and Houston Sports
Joined September 2024
It’s actually a shame that he’s such a weirdo he’s one of the funniest humans of all time.
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i hate this video more than you could possibly imagine.
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Did this guy just react like this after being told to shut up? I’m supposed to believe this not the corniest team ever
Walked into the office & work wife immediately made me a coffee
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The Muslims on the TL waiting for Salah to post the Christmas tree are too weird.
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Chelsea fans really won man their ponzi scheme of poaching young kids from 3rd world countries and dropping 1 bil on two different XI’s who are all mostly u23 actually worked and they managed to sell all of their bums to rivals for ridiculous prices.
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60 mil for Mount with 1 year left off the back of his worst ever season
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@twos6xes Better than ugly suit ten hag wore for 6 months that didn’t even go down to his ankles.
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@MythfieIder It’s an excuse to take him off and preserve him I guess, wish they could keep the same energy for all the dumb 90’s he plays at international level.
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How does one ‘get it wrong’ with Yamal like how is that even possible bro were we all not there in the summer.
I got it wrong with Yamal ngl I gotta eat that L. Thought he was a bum. I’m sorry.
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He’s actually squirming in his seat bro 😭
Joe Rogan glazing bears will actually never not be the funniest thing oat.
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14/15 - Hazard .15/16 - Kane.16/17 - Hazard .17/18 - Salah .18/19 - Hazard .19/20 - De Bruyne .20/21 - Kane .21/22 - De Bruyne .22/23 - Haaland/Kane.23/24 - Rodri .24/25 - Salah/Amad.
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Bro I just can’t.
Mainoo worst player we've promoted from carrington in a long time. Been saying it for ages hes actual dogshit.
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Haaland should’ve chose Liverpool, was obvious at the time and it’s getting even more glaring now.
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😭😭😭😭 this is a 1000x times worse than anything anyone said to him in the replies.
This tweet convinced me men have not a SINGLE CLUE what women find physically attractive bc half the women I know have dated sturdy lovely kind men like this. Andrew Tate really convinced a generation of incels that our physical type is … Andrew Tate???. hahahahahahahahahahAHAHA.
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Those 100 follower accounts who tweet nothing but whatever comes into their head look like they’re having so much fun.
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Radfems when a normal functioning human doesn’t like it when her male family members are insulted
don’t ever compliment me or quote my media again you stupid beg.
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Genuinely this might be the most ret@rded tweet ever fair play.
Yes leao is heavy for a winger. The job requires repeated sprint ability.
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Liverpool have been competitive off the back of like 4 players since 2018, squad building isn’t that hard man.
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United fans still crashing out? We’re legit Everton it’s fine lmao we had some glory years but those are long gone, give it 4-5 more years and we’ll be celebrating not getting relegated. It’s okay to accept that it’s over.
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Arsenal fans begging for Isak on the tl like they didn’t run he can’t score from settled play gimmick in the summer
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Crying he fried him for no reason wtf.
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Ugarte is absolutely horrible man shoutout all of the guys who stayed strong after his 1 and a half good games this year when the whole TL was twerking.
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Jude has to be the most lied about player itw man.
ARDA GULER WHAT A FINISH! . JUDE BELLINGHAM WITH THE ASSIST! .
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@Yeaderrr There’s literally nothing to be angry about here, let him play his own game if he doesn’t think he deserves it it’s fine.
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@ArminCFC_ I remember him telling a story about how he almost got kidnapped in Jamaica like in 2022 and I was dying, still haven’t found it since tho.
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Arteta genuinely thought he was going to war and competing for a league with Kai Havertz.
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Well this angle changes it all I can’t believe this, how dare PGMOL not let Havertz score with his arm?.
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Was wondering why there was no ‘actual people thought mbappe was washed at 25’ tweets today
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@twos6xes Ten Hag said we will NEVER play the way he did at Ajax lol after spending 600 mil and having a squad entirely chosen and promoted by him this is not the same.
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I miss when Kobbie was just some promising academy midfielder that we could gatekeep because i don’t think there’s a single collection of dumber people than people with him as their avi.
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Very few people on earth I would actively celebrate the death of, he’s right at the top of my list.
Elon Musk: "We're gonna take DOGE to Mars! Can you imagine how awesome it will be to have American astronauts plant the flag on another planet for the first time! How inspiring would that be?!"
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Palmer actually gonna retire with one of the greatest goal catalogues ever ngl.
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I swear man these type of tweets boil my blood you’re not some pioneers of civil rights for yelling at a kid who doesn’t know the proper response to racial remarks in all white industry.
ignores racism… he’s their perfect black man lol.
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Liverpool PEDS greatest kept secret in the sport man they’re running city off the pitch this is ridiculous.
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God I hate Hojlund, cringebag, ugly and shit at football at least Zirkzee is cool and listens to westside gunn.
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Hojlund is flat out one of the worst players I’ve ever seen seriously, it’s like with strikers normally what you’re lacking in overall play you make up in being a constant goal threat (Haaland Samu Osimhen) or the opposite like a Jackson but this guy deadass isnt either.
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Bruno gets refereed on reputation it’s so funny how many decisions don’t go his way.
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Not relevant to this tweet but idk why purists get hated on so much for their opinions tbh there’s something honourable about rating players purely on the feeling they give you when you watch them.
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@Yeaderrr Him JJ and Bron have spoken about how this has been a tough season for him mentally, those g league guys were at least established when they played. If Bronny plays it’ll be another month of discourse. It’s understandable if he doesn’t want to be pushed into the spotlight again.
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I straight up hate him ngl personality like that just can’t be good to have around.
Garnacho disappeared off the face of the earth since yesterday LOOOOOL.
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This is sad as hell man most of the time most players just glance up to their tributes like once or twice but KAT just watcher the entire thing.
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Following events on the tl, dreezabz nation has decided to cut ties and partnership with Trujista following a crypto scandal he’s been involved in. Trust and transparency are key values under this brand and we can’t associate with such person who abuses his platform, God Bless ❤️
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m lowkey start to vibe with him it’s like if someone from the TL got the United job and just doing as much trolling they can get it in before they get sanded.
🚨🚨 Erik Ten Hag on why Mazraoui started as a 10: . "Away from home in Europe, hectic ambience, to start with four attackers is too much.”
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You simply can’t quantify impact like this with stats man he’s destroying entire defensive shapes with 1 touch, one of a kind footballer.
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Rodri actually won the ballon d’or man dark dark in the history of this storied sport.
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Worst fanbase in pro sports because they’re not stupid, it’s not like United/Warriors fans where they have a brain deficiency. They’re just so fucking snobby for what reason.
arteta's failure at Arsenal is so satisfying because i've never seen any other fanbase develop such a superiority complex with regards to everything about the sport before they even achieved ANY success😭😭.
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He’ll get what’s coming to him one day insha’allah but I wonder how low and pathetic someone has to be to try and make their money preying on vulnerable people.
It’s actually physically impossible to be more locked in than I am right now, I’m functioning off 5 hours of sleep in the last 4 days and somehow I have as much energy as ever, because of what we’re creating rn, shoutout to everyone that’s always believed, shoutout to those who
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Sooo pathetic man your entire club has been political since its inception.
FOOTBALL POLITICS ❌. My brother you are the best player in the world and no award can say otherwise. Love you my bro ❤️
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Another player freed from he must not be named
Why has Dembele randomly become a goal machine. 16 goals.
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Mbappe sprinkling in stepovers every game to win over pure futbol twitter
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Idk how people watch this Arsenal team and think they don’t reach at least 2 other dimensions with a new cf, they don’t have a CF that creates a final 3rd entry out of nothing like a Cunha/Jackson or dominates their box with regularity. Havertz just an absolute passenger.
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They care more about saka performances than the actual result, it was pretty clear when they were posting odegaard heatmaps in 4-0 wins but even more so when they were running victory laps about saka after a 6 goal thriller vs newly promoted Leicester at home.
That weird corner of Arsenal Twitter were writing dissertations about how they're better without Odegaard and since then they've dropped points in 4/10 league+CL games.
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Ranked at the 13rd place for the 2024 Men's Ballon d'Or! . @daniolmo7 .@FCBarcelona .@SEFutbol .#ballondor
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I genuinely think if we’re ever to be successful these fans need to be exterminated.
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@H34SSANv2 What premier league winning team doesn’t have all timers, stupid logic big teams find big players.
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@flameosumeet The narrative was opposite when he was purely a creator in his early months, it’s what happens when you begin a nuts scoring streak.
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Lewis Hall is the best in the league, insane how his defending has developed over the past year or so.
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@Rzj77_ @DinoCFC @jack1467846113 I’m talking about where he receives the ball, rarely ever gets in isolation or on last line that impacts dribbling %.
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Watching a lot of these new cats actually makes me appreciate how great KDB was man it’s so rare to get a player with 9/10 ball striking, carrying and passing.
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This one is actually a demon bruh Lily girl looked like she just got led astray.
OF model Bonnie Blue says she has broken the world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in just 12 hours
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Yes LibanLDN it’s not that he was run ragged in his best developmental years and didn’t play without an injury 2.5 years at one point, it’s because his biggest issue was himself 👏🏾.
Rashford’s biggest issue has always been Rashford. Undeniable talent and it’s a shame that it’s come to this.
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