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@itsSh0la
I became so proud of myself when I asked a lady for her number and she said no, I turned to walk away and she asked “just like that” I didn’t respond
And she said I should come and have it that she changed her mind, I told her I changed my mind too I don’t want it anymore 😊😊
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@Awuwu_special
😂😂 at least she’s worth more and doesn’t look like one fat animal that’s looking dead 😂 and in 10 years she’ll still be good looking unlike you who’d look amoeba by then 🤣🤣
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@jon_d_doe
theyll knack some with
“I hope your people will allow you go back to the states with me, eeh if they won’t we will run away together, I just want you to be with me forever” 😭
Wetin men use this sentence do that year eeh 😂😂
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@xquire147
If I catch you, na slap I go shave your beards, you think say na by all those ones wey you de do
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@Odumodublvck_
I regret staning this guy for real
He mature physically gan, but mentally? Ahh no no no no
I unstan you Odumodu
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@BlessedGirl001
Football is not your niche
Focus, and put your mouth in your bag, Messi is the GOAT and he has completed football
CR7 is a great player as well, no doubt
The Goat debate ended after the World Cup
Messi deserves all he’s getting, and he’ll keep getting it
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@iam_joshoodz
@niffwizzy15
Deleting davido and burna boy, long live Olamide in the industry, wizkid is king already, no cap!
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@DAMIADENUGA
Lemme tell you one thin
Anytime you see an Igbo man talking and rubbing his two knees, he’s sooo angry, that hand wey he de rub for the knee na scratch e de scratch am ni, he fit fight that moment 😂😂
make he calm down, wetin sup don sup, it’s just to aim higher and win bigger
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@Wizarab10
I so love situations like this, coz the way I’ll switch up to an entirely different dude Ehn, she’ll be wondering if I was faking everything at first
I’ll see her and not even notice her, if I’m walking my head will be straight up! Na she go later beg
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@jon_d_doe
@oyo_pikin
Agba at are you serious about that “know that your wife must not love you and she doesn’t have to love you” part?
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@Emeneks
To add more spice:
Just put “korokoro” in front with a little hype
Korokoro machine m, nwa wu tear rubber
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@Pauliskypopping
@itsSh0la
lol, bro trust me I don’t fool for women, I’m a man and I’m good looking and very much okay, I will never ask a woman for something twice, I promise me that
It’ll never happen
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Just a Reminder:
Japa from Nigeria and don’t return please
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@TheSabiRadio
Everything about mercy screams class
Every other female housemate is trying hard to compete but it works out for mercy naturally
She doesn’t force validations it just comes, I’m not a fan tho, but I know real when I see one
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This "Remember" by
@jeriqthehussla
will forever be hardest street jam 🔉🎶 for igbo guys and everyone across the world that understands igbo language 🌎 God bless Jeriq passing this message ❤️🤝 much love forever bro ❤️❤️❤️
Breaking news|yhemo Lee| Aquafina|open for all Nigeria
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@NuTyrant
I feel sad for the real house comedy guys, because they started it first 🥲 but they're no where now
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@Wizebaba
I have big problems with gays
But not with lesbians, I love them so much because it has nothing to do with me
But gay? No near me oh
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@MrMekzy_
The craziest is that I’ll laugh at myself for staying indoors for that long
And still not go out the next day
It’s even more fun when i keep myself company by listening to music and dancing all alone
I WONT BE BORED
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@Pauliskypopping
@itsSh0la
What if I turned back after she called and she replies “I think say you be guy, why you come back, abeg getat”
And I’ll turn again and walk like mumu?
God forbid bad thing
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@IntelRegion
The people that deserves help won’t be helped, if is someone that did one little thing now, all those notice me big men will come and be rendering unwanted help
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@Wizarab10
@jon_d_doe
See the advice women are giving her
“Leave him, go and make friends” everything just for you to lose your man
You’ll lose him and one of the women will grab him sharperly 😂
You’ll learn
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@Naija_PR
Yes because we're not cows, and you can't be leading us into gutter and expect us to be following you, when your papa no de mad
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@MindOfHeadking
Real matter, even chics that text with abbreviations are automatically unattractive to me fr
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@_AsiwajuLerry
It’s not hard, na you go carry babe wey pass you
Imagine your girlfriend drives a Benz her besties is earning more than $500k monthly
Weytin you wan do wey dem never do for am?
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@MindOfHeadking
Give orders, she either say Yes or No
Don’t request, give order
Send me your pictures
Put down your contact here
I want you to be my girlfriend
Send me 2 of your pictures
Stuffs like that
It’s either NO or YES and that’s very fine
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@instablog9ja
So 8+8 is now 14 oh wow I didn’t know maths had changed, I for say why my money de quick finish
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