laura🍓
@dragonfruitbby
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if you’re reading this u got no hoes
Joined November 2018
"im a top" "im a bottom" babe your houseplants are dying. focus on that.
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i really hate when someone knocks at my door like im not going to answer that because i think you’re going to get me
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Wore lipstick for a Halloween costume yesterday and wow didn't like it all. You take a bite of a sandwich and then the lipstick is on the sandwich? Women, your lives are a living hell
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i hate gay halloween wdym ur the butch lesbian that runs mcdonald’s like the navy
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girls watching frankenstein: yayyyyyyyy i’m watching frankenstein
girls watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows jacob elordi’s thingy 🙋🏼♀️ boys watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows that man is the true monster—thusly when he is playing god 🤔
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"What do you mean you haven't heard of the 67 meme? It's everywhere!" My algorithm:
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Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT. WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.
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october nights are for making big soup and climbing into bed at 8pm to watch youtube videos called "Are Werewolves and Witches Really Terrorizing Rural Wisconsin?"
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FUCK BIG PROTEIN what u need is more fiber!!! u need to be fiber maxxxing!!! insoluble and soluble!!!
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i control this with my mind actually. but thanks for erasing women
NYC’s transit system is one of the most incredible logistical marvels in the world, and moves millions of people daily.
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This is huge
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LOOOOOOOL you lot would never cope in queer spaces for real 😂😂😂😂😂
his female friends are his failed talking stages btw
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