The child that you brought from the village as house help is not going to school ooo while your kids are enjoying the best education in Lagos.
But you are doing awwwwwn under Tunde's Oshodi boys miracle.
Send your own ward to school first
NATO was formed to oppose the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union fell. NATO kept expanding and admitting more countries. US set up multiple military bases via NATO close to Russian Borders. Russia is saying she doesn't feel safe. Russia asks to be admitted to NATO, they said NO...
If my child abandons school for track and field in the UK, I will support him/her with all I have.
If my child abandons school for track and field in Enugu, I will enrol into Ugwu Di Nsọ fasting and prayer.
Difference dey...
I know a lot of talents Nigeria wasted.
Apparently Bola Tinubu installed IG of Police, INEC Chairman and DSS boss. They were all his boys.
See ehn. They planned this robbery since 1999. We just dey wake up.
So I went for an interview today.
The CMD said he will pay 70K a month.
I told him if they pay him 70K a month, will he like it.
He said I am rude and should get out of his office.
Okay
What's funny is that Omojuwa and co cannot call Buhari the same names they called Jonathan back in 2014. They will sing Paul and Silas in DSS cell for 2 weeks.
This is the man they worshipped and helped put in power.
I wonder if they feel, how they feel, what they feel
CONDOLENCE: Malam Nasir
@elrufai
and HH Muhammadu Sanusi II today visited Tudun Biri, Igabi LGA of Kaduna State, to condole with the people in the aftermath of the bombing of the community.
Bro. I am tired. An NDA staff just got off work this evening by 7pm, to go home and rest nau, bandits attacked their vehicle (a taxi) from nowhere. Just like that. 2 died at the spot. Others injured. The guy came to us with a GA IIIA Open Tibia and Fibula. I am tired bros.
Which generation is blud talking about? You were like 8 when Giwa was killed blud. You were a likkle youth during the 93 elections blud. You tryna fit into Falana, Giwa and Ken set? Come on fam. Calling someone a coward when you couldn't muster the courage to finish school? 💀
Says the son of a coward. We faced guns! We were locked up!
Dele Giwa was bombed while eating Akara.
@RGAMeyer
was murdered for fighting the junta. Many had to flee into exile.
I was locked up at Ẹlẹ́rẹ̀ for writing an anti-Abacha article and circulating it around secondary
I congratulate Miss Ifeoma Amuche, a Nigerian student who recently emerged as Best Graduating Student at South West University, China. It takes immeasurable hard work and dedication to achieve such an academic feat, and stand out from the crowd.
YES.
Is NATO willing? NO
These are the issues.
People are dying daily, thousands displaced, 100s of thousands fled the country... All because of silly politics and power obsession...
Putin once said - "If a fight is inevitable, throw the first jab"
Putin threw the first jab, though some might argue that there's nothing like an inevitable fight, there's no fight at all.
My take - Why is US using NATO to move closer and closer to Russian Borders?
Russia asks NATO to stop expanding close to her borders, they said NO. And I want you to understand this, Russia didn't ask NATO to stop admitting new countries, she only said NATO should to stop expanding close to her borders. You can expand to anywhere but not close to me...
Nigerians only retweet popular tweets and influencers.
They will see your tweet at 0 retweets and it won't make sense to them but once you click 1K retweets.... mad ooooo, make brain.
NATO said Russia has no right to make such demands and called Putin a mad man.
Russia tried to set up military base in Cuba in the past, US said No.
Now Russia feels her security is threatened.
On the other hand, Putin had always wanted to bring back former Soviet States
How can't Koeman see that Riqui Puig is a baller????????????
I am thousands of km away in Kaduna and I see it. Wtf.
Start Puig!!!! Look at that confidence in defence. Gaaaaaadddd
Be careful the habits you pick up- you may find it difficult to break them
Be careful what you eat- most illnesses come from what enters the mouth. Easier to gain weight than to lose it
Be mindful of relationships- a threefold cord is not easily broken.
Have a lovely day
He has great interest in Ukraine. In fact, modern day Russia started from Kyiv. Putin's mother is from modern day Ukraine. Putin sees Ukraine as part of Russia. He doesn't want to accept their sovereignty. He never did.
So put one or 2 together and we are here today
Peter Obi is the only candidate that has massive support from all over Nigeria. Massive. Others are only proselytized by tribal elements and bigot elements...
Difference is clear. Peter Obi is clear
Peter Obi movement in the North hot pass the one in the South. Lmaoooo.
Spiritual Structure
Structure just appear from nowhere in 3 weeks. Baba.
The Man For All Seasons - Peter Obi
What are her motives? It's like the guy that banged your babe moving in next door on purpose. Okay???..
Now. Does Ukraine have her right to determination and sovereignty? YES
Is it normal for Putin to feel insecure because of NATO? YES
Can NATO and Putin come to a common ground?
Igbos have the finest houses in the villages...
I repeat. The finest.
There's this house in Enugu-Ukwu on the road. It is on the right on your way to Awka.
The fencing alone fit build an entire estate.
No lies
Awkuzu SARS took me to a nearby ATM in 2016 and emptied my account.
What was my crime? The car I was driving wasn't registered in my name so they marked me a criminal. One of them collected my phone at gunpoint and told me it's either I follow them to the ATM or I die
@Topnotch_Mae
@NwankwoalaD
This is so me sis. I felt that shit too. I'm usually done mentally and emotionally, then spiritually if the moon is at sagittarius
The Holy Water Scandal of 1990 World Cup
On 24 June 1990, Argentina eliminated Brazil from the World Cup, allegedly through the use of a spiked water bottle.
Thread...
Arewa Twitter had their day
Flexed with those exotic cars houses, outfits, etc
No one asked them how they made their money ooo or what their fathers do
But when it's Igbo men flexing their blood-sweat-tears accomplishments, some of you will come out from your lunatic asylum
Our bodies are not the same. Not even the same immunity and configuration.
You know of Moringa Seeds?
We had a patient that presented in Acute Kidney Failure then at National Hospital. He had taken a "dose" of the formulation few hours before presentation.
Apparently...
Are you a labourer? No.
Are you just coming home from incarceration? No.
We have to know why you aligned a battalion of carbs and no water.
When you develop Diabetes Type 2 sha, we will be waiting in the hospital...
Rules in managing Diabetes Mellitus.
1. Daily fasting blood glucose check- get a portable glucometer
2. Pious on medications
3. Exercise
4. Dieting
5. Routine check ups/hospital visits.
6. Prevent hypertension if it is not there.
7. Avoid alcohol. NO SMOKING.
Thanks
One cool benign morning in 1973, a "good news" bearer ran to my grandfather with a message that my grandfather's cousin had just put to bed a set of twins. My granddad quickly rose from his obi chair, went with him his sharpest machete to the hut of his cousin and the babies...
Just want the TL to know that they haven't paid doctors their COVID-19 allowance. Worse still, they haven't paid some their basic salaries for 3 months now
Messi - 10 League Titles
Chelsea - 6 League Titles
Messi - 8 League Titles in the last 12 years
Chelsea - 3 League Titles in the last 12 years
Messi - 6 BallonD'Or 6 Golden Boots
Chelsea - Ronaldo is representing us.
Make una rest!!!!!!
Providence on Barkhad Abdi
In 2013, Barkhad Abdi was a cab driver and worked in his brother's mobile phone shop.
He read about an open casting call and decided to give it a go, although he didn't have any experience acting.
@EdmundOris
Lmaooooo. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine comparing Dembele to Ronaldo?
Wtf. Insult to a legend... Who led his team to a WC final and won it.
Two-footed French Beast.
Ronaldo cannot lace his shoes!!!!!
On Viruses
It is better to wash your hands with soap thoroughly under running water than to use a hand sanitizer of 60% alcohol base
Well, unless you are washing your hand with it and not the conventional rubbing
60% won't kill viruses on your palms.
Better to wash ya hands
Went to Cubana at Maryland yesterday. Ọbara Jesus.
You people buy one bottle of beer for 1.5K? Fish 10K. Lmao. No free seat sef. Everywhere choke. To park car na war. God forbid.
And you people are on this app questioning the source of his money? Omo. Money dey enter abeg
Bought a PS3 in 2013 for 75K. Now a PS5 is at 230K.
Funny thing is that it's the same $500 for PS3 then, same for PS5 now...
And Enugu State Govt has not reviewed Civil Servants' salary since '99. No minimum wage. Nothing. Not even the old minimum wage.
Tụfịakwa
Our brothers died singing the National Anthem and waving the Nigerian flag on 20th October 2020
They died hoping we shall continue to fight for their rights.
We cannot stop now.
The labours of our heroes cannot be in vain.
We must persevere.
We must
#EndSARS
1. If I am to tell you one truth before I die, that will be that God exists. No matter the exposure you get in your youth, No matter the curiosity that comes later in life, Midlife crisis or what have you.... Do not forget this. There is a God
Postinor 2 (Levonorgestrel) is an emergency hormonal contraceptive that works by
1. Preventing ovulation.
2. In case ovulation has happened or just happened, it antagonizes the upward movement of spermatozoa for fertilization.
3. Should in case fertilization has happened?
23/12/2019
Things you didn't do this year.
- Donate Blood to a blood bank in your city
- Medical Check Ups
- Hepatitis vaccination
- HIV screening
- Pap Smear
- ECG for 40 and above
- Cut down on soda and refined sugar
- Exercise regularly
@aproko_doctor
help me add sir
Gave out my steth this evening to a young promising lad that served me at the petrol station.
Saw the steth on my backseat and was so excited. Asked if I am a doctor and all. Where I schooled.
Said he wants to be a doctor but he hasn't been fortunate enough to gain admission
I cry every time I watch Burna Boy perform Last Last on stage. Broooo. Perfectly made song. That Baba Fryo punchline gives me the chills every time. I hope there are people out there that feel same way I feel. Burna is a blessing.
I love perfect songs. Thank you ChopStix.
Autism is a developmental disorder and has a very wide spectrum. Some may be severe enough to start showing symptoms as early as 6 months. Some may achieve normal developmental milestones till their first birthday before onset of symptoms.
Some of the symptoms are listed below
People that always have an opinion when it comes to someone else's child.
Use garlic
Soak in engine oil
Have you tried menthol...
Deceivers!!! They quickly rush their children to the hospital on the slightest sneeze... But be forming Babalawo for you guys back at the yard..
Doctor, we have an emergency
O: What of the gloves?
N: No gloves sir, you have to use this water proof leather.
O: Okay, 5mls syringe?
N: Sir, No syringe ooo.
O: Let’s check BP
N: It is not working sir
O: