I really wrote a whole book, here's the proof

I'm literally going to the hospital rn and this is all I can think about, I believe in 4th chances and change but wow

@sophiefernley I said football would bring me back fack off

RT @capvirgvl: #WeMove

What if this was my final tweet

@tinscognito__ ?

What happened to the quadruple 'Liverpool Football Club'

I read it on sub and don't have a physical copy somehow, but here's my colleague's kindle:

@katieogunsakin Writing my Cormac McCarthy endorsement rn

I need a new non-alcoholic pub drink I nursed one non-alcoholic beer for two hours yesterday and it felt like a challenge

RT @lfcmh_: Klopp changed our lives man

@sophiefernley well come over and my housemate will make you coffee again, whatever!

@sophiefernley I love you! and the 15th is the next but I'm in Liverpool watching my team win :( let's have dinner before that

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Liverpool football club you've rocked my world once again

@BeeBabs Bolu. It's even more mad than you can imagine but I was too shook to talk about it loool - I'll tell you it's funny (now)