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Amy Ralph

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Into gardening, friends, family, plodding round the countryside, food, crafts, beach combing and all things Dorset!

South West, England
Joined December 2013
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4 months
@1GarethWynJones What a ridiculously amazing scene
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4 months
@sarajcox I wanted a cute fringe, a bit edgy, a change from my middle aged frump. I looked like a film star, but:
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4 months
@sarajcox fun fact regarding your Totally Teavoted: did you know the people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!
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4 months
@TherealNihal do you ever hear anything from your Ukrainian contributors on your R5 show? How are they?
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Amy Ralph
5 months
@Natures_Voice @LawrenceChatton We mulch our dahlias with raw fleece and they clear it all for us in the spring!
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5 months
@Riverford @Tesco @sainsburys @asda @Morrisons @AldiUK @LidlGB And then at least start country of origin labels on their flowers. People would be gobsmacked!
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5 months
@Sarah_Kendall Menopause
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5 months
@RapsonStuart @YorkBirding @nybirdnews We had one in Dorset this week, but moved on
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Amy Ralph
5 months
@mrjohnofarrell I think Bella Mackey has just written it
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5 months
@ThisisDavina YMMD is amazing. Thank you
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5 months
@sarajcox discussing blue veined bellends?! How did you do that without laughing
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Amy Ralph
5 months
@sarajcox My friend Rachael had THE Sunday house, with a light and a working tap. I was so jealous, my dad made us one for Christmas which was two sheets of plywood crossed over a floor, with doors between rooms. Not quite the same. It did have our wallpaper though! Appreciate it now…
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Amy Ralph
5 months
@sarajcox I only just realised the chorus of a song is called the chorus because that’s where you all join in (that’s why it repeats!)
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Amy Ralph
6 months
@AdamRutherford But he looks just like his merch?!
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Amy Ralph
6 months
When I was 13 I went to France alone on the ferry to visit my French exchange partner. It was only the ferry bit solo but I felt very independent. On the way home a man offered me a lift to London, but I wasn’t an idiot and said no. Loved it.
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6 months
@fesshole I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little stitious (Michael Scott)
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6 months
@sarajcox I’ve got a name for your specialist chimney sweeping service. It’s got to be Flue Tits!
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6 months
@CarlBovisNature A Henry (no idea why!)
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