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@dorian_darch

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civil engineer and retired slugger strongbow darkfruits fan boy and professional can crusher #doriandarkfruitsdarch

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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
how it started ... how it ended lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
challenger in work today 1st time I've put the gloves on in months cz I've been hit out more times than the bathroom light they think im useless #onehanded #whiplashjab lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
announcing my retirement from combat sport unless my missis chucks me out in which case I will fight in pubs again. to small and not good enough for heavyweight boxing at my age and ignored by the bare knuckle boxing even though I would beat the average non boxer after 12 cans x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
football holigans having a game of hold me back im a useless faggot lol x
@unorthodoxxII
Unorthodoxx Boxing Gear ™
4 years
Too good not to share 👌🏽😂 A bunch of meer cats 🤣
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
6 years
@phatdadslim @Chrissywill1977 If that was my daughter I would go to the bully girls house and batter her father to within an inch of his life and make sure she was watching!
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
to answer the big question I sunk 15 fruits on the journey home. massive thank u to @gavtherock for the help as well as nethan and hari. im built for @bkb_official1 massive respect to mason he will come again at his natural weight if u can't hurt me ur fekd #darkfruits x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
Trying to bridge the gap in weight lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
What ever happened this weekend iv been introduced as @dorian_darch dark fruits darch by @daviddiamante who I have questioned b4 why are american ring announcers are used without speaking to them wen he was sound as fek so I've been wrong and got panned out by a better man. Gnite
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
the beginning of the end @gavtherock x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
not many people will believe we went for a few pints and grub after this #KOTS @Jodymeikle #ifyouknowyouknow #fighting x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
I fek about and play the kiddy but this is the reason I get up and go to work in the morning (apart from the odd monday) every scar on my face means she had a holiday I didn have to pay for out of my proper jobs wages and I'm sound with that as I'm an ugly fekr anyway lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
controversial but the sam Smith video shows how fekd up the world is and shows how much being a a weirdo is being normalised. no good commenting for a reaction as I wont bite this is just my opinion. ur born with a cock ur a boy ur born with a vagina ur a girl end of!
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
just watched the fight back and @jody_meikle has got a hard head and sharp knuckles lol hard to lose a fight to a cut caused by a jab but that's @bkb_official1 honour to share the ring with him and look 4ward to running it back I would have kept going but Dr's got a job to do x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
out on a dog walk say alright to someone as they walk past and they ignore u fekin goes through me #ignornantc #nt x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
1 year
decca v darch or darch v heggie coming to a carpark near you soon date to be confirmed but a must watch x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
gutted this morning but massive thanks to everyone who supported me and my sponsor. lungs and chin held up just my ginger skin let me down lol. hats off to @jody_meikle cut me to ribbons lol. gentleman of a bloke and hopefully we can run it back again @bkb_official1 x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
2 fekin crates was the deal lol x
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BYBBKB
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Fight number 10 Bkb lockdown 2 March 27th Please welcome @dorian_darch to bkb who has signed for a crate of dark fruits Welcoming him to Bkb is experienced bare knuckle pro Mason Shaw This will be fireworks 🎆
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
6 years
People can say what they want about me getting stopped again they should just ask themselves how would they do against @itsanickting with 2days notice.i tried got caught with a body shot but next year's holiday is half paid off and I'll be in work 2mo as normal!
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
what a weekend unless you were there u wodn understand and can't thank @Jodymeikle enough what a man from fighting him to becoming great friends with him so thankful for him being by my side we what an experience #friendsforlife x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
this @bkb_official1 malarkey is doing fek all for my looks lucky I was an ugly fekr to start with lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
the shot that shows even at 37 u still love to scrap #braindead lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
9 months
finally home treated well by @GromdaTV brilliant setup no excuses trained well and was fit beaten easily by a strong young man this is the last scar as I'm officially retired for the 50th and final time. I'm to old to be putting the recycling foreman and daughter through this x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
Usyk by stoppage rounds 7 to 12 tomorrow can't see it going any other way x
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3 years
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
Last 30s of 8 x 3 mins rounds on the bag 2day lookout the rhino @davidthewhiter1 dark fruits Darch is coming for you #headlikeapintofwoodgate lol
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
Proud day today the recycling foreman collected her Bsc Hons in recycling lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
Welsh senior amateur boxing champion, loads of hidings off top names as a pro boxer, only lost 1 round in BKB but let down by shit ginger tracing paper skin and finished of with a win in the most savage form of combat king of the streets and now retired for the 15th time lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
1 year
few keyboard warriors popping up lately on abt my record and things so like to say my part. never lost to a man with a losing record this shot didn drop me and would put most people to sleep for a week so fek off and go sniff ur mothers or sisters knickers #thelasthoraaison x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
Waiting on the phone call why pay a Bulgarian plumber when you can have a welsh civil engineer @MartinBakole17 @BillyNelsonBox @TheLockettMan @EddieHearn lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
Back to 5.30am dog walks and building houses it is lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
all packed ready for the trip to London 2mo I know I mess about but trained hard for 6 weeks dropped 1st 5lb missing my daughters cheers comp for the 1st time and it's coco the killers 1st birthday 2mo so I aint goin to make up the numbers up #goingfortheW @bkb_official1 x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 months
After 15 years made a honest woman out of the recycling foreman and couldn't have picked a better place to come after the name changing ceremony #siyamworld #Maldives x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
bag and supplies for the trip home packed. try to have the crack on here and say it as it is but make no mistake I respect mason and have trained hard for the 1st time in yrs. Nice to wake up with the will to win again. get this last shift out of the way now b4 we go @gavtherock
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Had to say goodbye to my best friend for almost 13years last night absolutely heartbroken been there since before the birth of my daughter will leave a massive hole in our family but I couldn't watch him suffer anymore. sleep tight Oscar I love you and you will never be forgotten
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
I'll wank brook off myself if he puts khan out in 6 lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
11 months
breaking news Dorian Darkfruits Darch throws a jab in a fight rather than a windmill lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
it's official the one man riot @jody_meikle will be in the opposite corner on Jan 22nd. tougher fight on paper 70 pro gloved fights not this "semi" Pro white collar stuff massive respect to him for taking it as the search in underway for podmores arse @bkb_official1 x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
is it jus me or is @piersmorgan getting on every 1s tits. we know its serious u muppet cant you just hack some Chinese blokes phone and see what caused it?x
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4 years
I'm no medical expert but surely walking around asda with your nose out of ur mask is like going to a brothel and chopping the top off the dunky???x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
Nice to have my Sundays back fruited up catching up on the boxing #darkfruits lol x
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3 years
how much of a sad prick have you got to be to smash glass bottles all over a path where people walk dogs. if I caught anyone doing this I would happily fekin rub their faces in it! #wasteofspacecu #ts
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
7 years
Its official @dorian_darch v @DynamiteDubois 9th December I'm not deluded but I'm a trier!6 weeks notice no excuses! @frankwarren_tv x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
made me look like I'd been hit with a machete not 4 months ago now we share the ring as friends helping eachother @bkb_official1 #sparring #8rounds x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
missed these darkfruit fueled dog walks lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
1 year
must win for joshau 2nite he's lucky I wern much bigger, harder and a better boxer or it would have been all over for him years ago. if he loses 2nite I'm calling him out for a rematch on @bareknucklefc lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
just ticking over keeping the weight down this week #5moresleeps x
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cant believe my babies 8 today changed my life I'm sure I would of done a few stints at her majesty's pleasure if it wasn't for her x
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3 years
anyone know for a cheap parrot for sale looking to complete the look #pirate #patch you don't play BKB lol @bkb_official1 x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
had to order another 20 tickets today that's 140 valley headers willing to travel 3+ hours to watch me scrap overwhelmed by the support and I'll show it January 22nd @bkb_official1 x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
people give @afowler06 shit on here I messaged him yesterday asking about prices for CBD oil for my buttys father and he said he would chuck 1 in the post for free #gentleman x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
it's on battle of the baldies is agreed Darch v Podmore for the @bkb_official1 heavyweight world title a bus leaving aberdare at 12pm on Saturday the 22nd jan tickets 50quid bus between 35 and 45 quid depending on numbers if interested message me support appreciated #darkfruits x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
last ranting tweet any1 who knows dai Williams and has got a problem with my tweets slagging the druggy c #nt off message me and ill happily meet you and give u a hiding gnite x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
@mranthonyyarde bears in the camp?x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
is it just me or is the weather much worse in South Wales today than it was Friday and no fekr has come up with a name for it x
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3 years
covid test passed the fight is on. 3rd on so this time tomorrow it will be done and dusted. beds are a bit close hope @gavtherock don't go for the big reach over during the night @stevieEvs82 lol x
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2 years
wen a bloke 3 stone heavier than u grabs hold of you trying to sling u on the floor so you have a little nibble on his shoulder to get him to let go as u prefer to be stood up lol x
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3 years
terrible boxer but brilliant swigger who can scrap #22cans x
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2 years
cant even have a pre wedding photo without the traditional fist up pose lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
@KuganCassius @tomnotsolittle myself and Tom never seen eye to eye but he done what he needed to do to put grub on the table for his family all the best in retirement x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
thanks to my good friend and sponsor maully I will be taking a month off work to train for the 1st time in my career normally have half day on the Friday b4 a fight. this will mean even at 37 on January the 22nd I'll be in the best shape of my life @bkb_official1 #wheresmybelt x
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3 years
back on the hanging basket 2mo to sweat the fruits out before the poison dwarf @gavtherock gets me doin bar bag Tuesday prob a stone lighter than I was here so hope hopefully a bit sharper x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
Signed a new contract with @TheLockettMan hopefully he will keep me busy in my twilight years pay for a few holidays and pick up some wins on the way 1st fight already booked in simon valilly 14th of july sunderland!🥊
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
not the best boxer but ask me a question and I'll tell the truth lol @Get2Know_Boxing x
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4 months
worst part out of the way name changing ceremony and drive to London complete the recycling foreman no longer is a Trollope lol. few pints, grub and early night then on the big bird 2mo x
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3 years
if ur driving a car with no passengers and your wearing a mask u need sectioning see it all the time wen I'm walking the dogs and I can't get my head around it x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
New shorts sorted for my @bkb_official1 debut big thanks to Maull Groundworks and labour supply #darkfruits x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
2 years
we go again back down at 16st my preferred weight for the British title I respect barrett and it will be a tough fight will be washing my face in piss weekly hoping to toughen it up lol @bkb_official1 #welsharmyontour x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
Finishing off a nice family weekend in the working mans hot tub!
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
every time I see @daviddiamante I remember the highlight of my career getting announced live on sky as Dorian "darkfruits" Darch lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
11 months
Great night last night thanks to everyone for the support as always and massive respect to my opponent for taking the fight on a week's notice after the 1st opponents arse fell out x
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if it wern for my lack of boxing ability, size and love for darkfruits I'd be training for Usyk now but I'm happily ticking over waiting for a date and a time off @bkb_official1 for a bareknuckle show down with big Dan pomore x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
1 year
hope dubois does the business 2mo but massive ask he hit me down 100 times but not a massive 1 punch knockout artist in my experience laughing out of frustration ref stopped the fight due to bruising on my arse after hitting the deck so much lol #cauliflowerarse lol x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
5 years
Fix?if so I want a bigger cut?twitter beauties x
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2 years
not a violent bloke day to day just a wind up fekr so most people won't be able to understand how it's possible to enjoy this type of thing. but by far best experience of my combat sports career. no worrying abt cuts just fight till 1 of you are done! #KOTS x
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3 years
some sad fekr is on top form lately 2fake accounts in 2 weeks. yes I did get in trouble 18 years ago but I'm now a boring bastard as you've pointed out and a shit boxer.u got a problem just message me and I'll happily come and meet you and punch you around a field of ur choice
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2mo is D day do I become a full time swigger or am I allowed to have 1 last crack? admit my record looks horrendous last goin off aftr the Healey fight but I'm training to win again albeit with no hair so fingers crossed #lasthoraaaa x
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3 years
the hunger in back photos care of @photographybybf bring on the 3rd of July hopefully with crowds @gavtherock @bkb_official1 x
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3 years
took my boy to the vets 2day for bard ears and he's got a heart murmur feel physically sick scan Monday god help me if something happened to him x
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3 years
when crowds are allowed @bkb_official1 need to bring a show to Wales barry Jones, myself, Dan Chapman, Sean george, @jameslilley1411 , lerwell and big @stevieEvs82 debut x
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3 years
had a luvly day with the missis, daughter and dogs down mumbles but I just nearly swallowed the can slugging the 1st fruits of the day #darkfruitsdarch lol x
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going to lose a load of followers but if you were fit to work and didn't b4 covoid I'd stop your giro and put money towards the second wave of furlough if you don't contribute to the economy get a fekin allotment and feed yourselves x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
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I've heard it all now transgender males and females moaning abt waiting times on the NHS for treatment. If you dont want to live with the pair of balls or flaps u wern born with get a job and pay for it yourself!x
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3 years
Saturday morning rope circuit to finish off a shoulder session. Next Sat cant come quick enough #bustingforit #darkfruits @bkb_official1 x
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3 years
never seen such a back handed compliment I'll take it though lol x
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4 years
lockdown retired life ain't so bad lol x
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3 years
Costa del Porthcawl for a spin 2day x
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3 years
normally at least 6 darkfruits deep by now but instead just finished 6x3s on the hanging basket #notprettybutillhaveabrawl @bkb_official1 x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
9 months
This time nxt next week I'll be at the venue getting ready for a scrap or 2 or 3 in Poland and I can't wait @GromdaTV #bareknuckleboxing #morescars x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
had a soaking taking the dogs praying for a down pour to cool me down during the Sunday 6 and not a dripper. felt terrible but ground the 6 out #canonlygetbetter
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
4 years
If you are a Boxing person please join the challenge of posting a Boxing photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures.
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1 year
can't fault that for 6.50 I'll be honest x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
9 days
40 and the best shape I been in years thanks to coach/friend ianchristopher82(Instagram). just hope wen the 🔔 rings I box as shown by PT @gavtherock and don't turn in to a windmilling mongo @bkb_official1 @bybextreme #fightday x
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7 years
waited 6 weeks for this
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5 months
5000th time to post this and looks a good punch but in reality just wound him up. knew in reality I had no chance against a full time boxer/Olympic champion but tried took shots and didn get dropped x
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Dorian Darkfruits Darch
3 years
some action shots of the Dr trying to stick my face back together lol @bkb_official1 x
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4 years
I would have slung the feker in the stingies and taken his dog x
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3 years
Good catch up with my good friend and sponsor Maully owner of Maull Groundworks Ltd today picking up a few training tops kindly printed by good friend Justin at Sign Flow Services. Thanks to Maully I'll be taking a month off work for the 1st time and become @bkb_official1 champx
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4 years
don't normally buy in bulk as I'm a greedy stubborn fekr and won't go to bed till I've drunk the last can. goin to be a long night 2nite lol x
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fairplay Sam wraps has done her best to make sure we don't get stopped on cuts this time lol @bkb_official1 #readytorockandroll #themummyreturns x
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